• 03 Jul 2012 at 11:44 AM

Meanwhile, In Chicago…


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  1. Posted by Arthur Dunlop | July 3, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    Nursing school deans are such braggarts.

  2. Posted by DrunkenIrishman | July 3, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    He got nuthin on my GLD SHR plates.

    –R. Kelly.

  3. Posted by gust | July 3, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    the car says, "Rain maker" while the vanity plate screams, "giant tool"

  4. Posted by @BrianRMurphy | July 3, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    This dude lives across from my old place at 260 E. Chestnut. Couldn't believe it the first time I saw it. The car is getting a little old to make the appropriate point.

  5. Posted by Cut Me | July 3, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    Why are you guys stalking me like the paparazzi?

    -R Kelly

  6. Posted by Snooty | July 3, 2012 at 12:07 PM

    You're Abe Froehman? The Sausage King of Chicago?

  7. Posted by JohnnyCanes | July 3, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    The appropriate point being "I am a douchebag"? 2007 Honda Civic would have done just fine.

  8. Posted by Mind Head | July 3, 2012 at 12:16 PM

    I like my rain Chubby!

  9. Posted by Grinders | July 3, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    Red Nose Maker? Odd. Must be either in the clown make-up, pollen distribution, or cocaine business.

  10. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    So he's a medicine man?

    – UBS Native American Studies Quant

  11. Posted by Laxbro | July 3, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    How to make a dbag in an old Bentley with arrogant vanity plates feel worthless: "Hey bro, you know they're making new ones, right?"

  12. Posted by Abe_Froman_ | July 3, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?

  13. Posted by All Bull | July 3, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    He's an amateur. A real rainmaker would park his car diagonally across multiple spaces.

  14. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    Bentleys are just ugly cars. $200k+ for a thunderpig. Way to work it through.

  15. Posted by guest | July 3, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    That's Stuart Goldberg's ride – a prominent criminal defense attorney in Chicago. You may laugh about his Bentley and respective license plate, but he also sports the new Lambo Aventador as his other daily driver. If I had those two in my fleet, I wouldn't give a sh*t about having a pompous license plate.

  16. Posted by gab | July 3, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Only douchebags say "Lambo"

  17. Posted by Sucks For You Quant | July 3, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    I also, wouldn't want to have a pompous license plate, wouldn't want to be a criminal defense attorney in Chicago and would even less like being that attorneys intern that got tasked with defending his reputation on Dealbreaker, have a nice holiday though!

  18. Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | July 3, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    I guess I should trade my car in then?

    -UBS MD

  19. Posted by Anal Brolapse | July 3, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    Lame Bro.

  20. Posted by Harry | July 3, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    You know what really chaps my ass? I spent my entire life's savings on a license plate that should belong to a crack dealer in Harlem.

  21. Posted by The name's stu | July 3, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    #hatersgonnahate

    -Stu

  22. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    Very safe and predictable comment.

  23. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    Mine was too small.

    -Bob Wolf

  24. Posted by GentlemanTrader | July 3, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    agree, total dipshit this guy was in choosing to become an attorney. i'm convinced, your ECM internship at shittygroup is going to lead to much bigger and better things.

  25. Posted by Typical | July 3, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    His website is even more obnoxious than his plate….
    http://www.stuartvgoldberg.com/

  26. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:16 PM
  27. Posted by mike nonquant | July 3, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    This short film clip, about 4 minutes, for Goldberg's novel says it all:

    http://theoneandonlynovel.com/

  28. Posted by Guesto | July 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    So that guy (or car) produces nurses?

  29. Posted by Elmer J. Fudd | July 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    I am Stuart V. Goldberg, millionaire…I own a mansion and a yacht.

  30. Posted by Guest234567 | July 3, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    Yeah, you tell him and tell about missing out on being Lindsey Lohan's attorney.
    http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&media

  31. Posted by schroder | July 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    That looks like Rob Arnott's Bentley.

  32. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    White shirt? Sweater vest? Devastatingly handsome?

    -UBS Sloane Peterson Quant

  33. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    I'm having my attorneys sue him for Abuse of Flash.

  34. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 1:59 PM
  35. Posted by Confused | July 3, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    But…where is the rain?

  36. Posted by Joey Fat One | July 3, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    Stop stealing credit from me.
    -Fat Joe

  37. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    Narcoattorneys are for pussies.

    – El Zetas

  38. Posted by Sandy McFiddish | July 3, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    that's me plate!

  39. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Los Zetas

    – Banco Popular Narcoquant

  40. Posted by Douchebag Flowchart | July 3, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    Do you have a personalized license plate?
    Yes —–> You are a douchebag.
    No ——> Proceed to next question.

  41. Posted by Reality Slinger | July 3, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    He's probably getting a mic check in it now though.

  42. Posted by FlashDance | July 3, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    Where is Chicago located exactly?

  43. Posted by Guest | July 3, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    Dealbreaker. Come for the Wall Street gossip. Stay for the vocabulary enrichment.

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  45. Posted by Cincinnatus_C | July 3, 2012 at 5:30 PM

    Vanity plates are gay, but so is acting like you’re too cool to live in Chicago. It’s a great city. Manhattan is definitely better, but half of you live in Brooklyn and New Jersey anyway, which aren’t.

  46. Posted by guest | July 3, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    Didn't Lindsay Lohan hire this guy for about 3 days?

  47. Posted by Brah | July 3, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    Guys like this are the reason plastic surgeons flourish, the tailwind for vanity jewelers selling gaudy jewelry for trophy wives and the fuel of car dealers who lease douchebag cars to guys who get vanity plates….as long as he pays his taxes and doesn't break any major laws I say god bless america and this Chicago douchebag!

  48. Posted by Beast from the east | July 4, 2012 at 2:21 AM

    I agree. It's one of those gaudy "professional" sites that manages to suck and blow at the same time

  49. Posted by J. Gutenberg | July 4, 2012 at 2:24 AM

    "in the last three decades over one hundred thousand Chicagoans have carried his attorney at law card"

    Stuart, please call me.

    — UBS Printing Quant

  50. Posted by Guest | July 4, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    I like the message of modesty the car and plate send to his clients

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    Shut up it's MY car you ass holes. You are making me so mad skee-daddy!

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  100. Posted by HelloHun | July 29, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    It's Stuart Goldberg, the short little attorney in Chicago with big hair who takes CASH from moms and girlfriends to represent their sons / boyfriends on drug charges. Think he reports all that cash to the IRS? Think he was once chased down in his Porsche for evading the IRS? Natasha told me she couldn't even get wet when they f@cked because she simply couldn't get turned on. Everybody has a story, but he's the biggest (smallest) narrcissist you ever met in your entire life.

  101. Posted by OldCrazyHair | July 29, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    It's not about hating – "Stuart V Goldberg". It's about being repelled by your profoundly narcissistic life. Where's your daughter?? Not glamorous or pretty enough to be part of your (public/preening) life??? Where's the 17 year old girl you were accused of having an underage relationship with at East Bank Club??

  102. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    another narcoattorney who collects fist-fulls of retainer cash from his drug clients. he brags about it – told me the moms and girlfriends come in and hand him all cash. so guess what – he pays everything with cash. tax evasion much?

  103. Posted by guest | July 29, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Stuart V Goldberg – attorney. NarcoAttorney. Represents mostly drug dealers. He still live at the Park Hyatt and eat at LeColonial on Saturdays??

  104. Posted by guest | July 29, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    Pays his taxes?????? Takes all cash for retainers from drug dealers and works mainly from cash?? Hmmmm. Let's see his tax returns. I think the IRS went after him in the 90s – not sure how that all went down. And he was a suspect in "Operation Greylord" – got his Porsche impounded, etc, etc – think he lost everything.