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Nursing school deans are such braggarts.
He got nuthin on my GLD SHR plates.
the car says, "Rain maker" while the vanity plate screams, "giant tool"
This dude lives across from my old place at 260 E. Chestnut. Couldn't believe it the first time I saw it. The car is getting a little old to make the appropriate point.
Why are you guys stalking me like the paparazzi?
You're Abe Froehman? The Sausage King of Chicago?
The appropriate point being "I am a douchebag"? 2007 Honda Civic would have done just fine.
I like my rain Chubby!
Red Nose Maker? Odd. Must be either in the clown make-up, pollen distribution, or cocaine business.
So he's a medicine man?
– UBS Native American Studies Quant
How to make a dbag in an old Bentley with arrogant vanity plates feel worthless: "Hey bro, you know they're making new ones, right?"
Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
He's an amateur. A real rainmaker would park his car diagonally across multiple spaces.
Bentleys are just ugly cars. $200k+ for a thunderpig. Way to work it through.
That's Stuart Goldberg's ride – a prominent criminal defense attorney in Chicago. You may laugh about his Bentley and respective license plate, but he also sports the new Lambo Aventador as his other daily driver. If I had those two in my fleet, I wouldn't give a sh*t about having a pompous license plate.
Only douchebags say "Lambo"
I also, wouldn't want to have a pompous license plate, wouldn't want to be a criminal defense attorney in Chicago and would even less like being that attorneys intern that got tasked with defending his reputation on Dealbreaker, have a nice holiday though!
I guess I should trade my car in then?
You know what really chaps my ass? I spent my entire life's savings on a license plate that should belong to a crack dealer in Harlem.
Very safe and predictable comment.
Mine was too small.
agree, total dipshit this guy was in choosing to become an attorney. i'm convinced, your ECM internship at shittygroup is going to lead to much bigger and better things.
His website is even more obnoxious than his plate….
This short film clip, about 4 minutes, for Goldberg's novel says it all:
So that guy (or car) produces nurses?
I am Stuart V. Goldberg, millionaire…I own a mansion and a yacht.
Yeah, you tell him and tell about missing out on being Lindsey Lohan's attorney.
That looks like Rob Arnott's Bentley.
White shirt? Sweater vest? Devastatingly handsome?
-UBS Sloane Peterson Quant
I'm having my attorneys sue him for Abuse of Flash.
But…where is the rain?
Stop stealing credit from me.
Narcoattorneys are for pussies.
- El Zetas
that's me plate!
- Banco Popular Narcoquant
Do you have a personalized license plate?
Yes —–> You are a douchebag.
No ——> Proceed to next question.
He's probably getting a mic check in it now though.
Where is Chicago located exactly?
Dealbreaker. Come for the Wall Street gossip. Stay for the vocabulary enrichment.
All-Flash websites are the NKI.
Vanity plates are gay, but so is acting like you’re too cool to live in Chicago. It’s a great city. Manhattan is definitely better, but half of you live in Brooklyn and New Jersey anyway, which aren’t.
Didn't Lindsay Lohan hire this guy for about 3 days?
Guys like this are the reason plastic surgeons flourish, the tailwind for vanity jewelers selling gaudy jewelry for trophy wives and the fuel of car dealers who lease douchebag cars to guys who get vanity plates….as long as he pays his taxes and doesn't break any major laws I say god bless america and this Chicago douchebag!
I agree. It's one of those gaudy "professional" sites that manages to suck and blow at the same time
"in the last three decades over one hundred thousand Chicagoans have carried his attorney at law card"
Stuart, please call me.
– UBS Printing Quant
I like the message of modesty the car and plate send to his clients
Shut up it's MY car you ass holes. You are making me so mad skee-daddy!
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