The settlement announced by the Justice Department Thursday involves at least 34,000 [black and Hispanic] borrowers who were charged higher fees or were steered into risky subprime mortgages when they could have qualified for a prime mortgage, ones offered to borrowers with the best credit. In settling, Wells Fargo said it “not only denies that it discriminated unlawfully, but affirmatively asserts that it has treated all of its customers without regard to race or national origin,” according to the consent order. The company is entering the settlement “solely for the purpose of avoiding contested litigation with the Department of Justice,” the order said. [WSJ]

Comments (31)

  1. Posted by Birdlaw | July 12, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    B&H Borrowers: $175 million? But that's like only $5,000 each, right?
    Lawyer: Yes, that's correct. Now GTFO

  2. Posted by ThatGuy | July 12, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    Another successful blackmail.

    Imagine the possibilities this one presents. KFC discriminating by selling their "chicken" to minorities, Welch's grape soda… all kinds of good stuff coming down the pipe!

  3. Posted by guest | July 12, 2012 at 2:53 PM

    You are not funny. Just thought you should know, since you clearly don't.

  4. Posted by SellingLow | July 12, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    "Whyyy youuuu motherfuckerrssss…"

    -Porterhouse

  5. Posted by guest | July 12, 2012 at 2:56 PM

    you suck

  6. Posted by Guest | July 12, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    "We're coming for you next Barclays"

    -B&H homeowner who doesn't understand libor

  7. Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | July 12, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Dont you still have to agree to the contract and actually enter into the agreement by signing your name to the papers?

    -Guy who understands personal acocuntability

  8. Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | July 12, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    But can't actually spell "Accountability"

  9. Posted by Guest | July 12, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    Give him credit for working in both coc and cunt into his misspell.

  10. Posted by Alt_EST | July 12, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    We have examined our motives.

    -Laconic Wells Fargo Press Secretary

  11. Posted by Anonymous | July 12, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    Damn, and all this time I though Wells Fargo is an equal opportunity fucker over.

  12. Posted by merkin_capital | July 12, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    The Patriot Act requires you to "Know Your Customer"…so…we're good, yes?

    -not lee greenwood but a fan of his jacket

  13. Posted by Eric Holder | July 12, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    Blacks and hispanics will never see a dime of this. It goes to paying lawyer's salaries and keeping the Justice Dept. refrigerators full of juices for team building cleansing exercises. That's how you do a shakedown.

  14. Posted by Guest | July 12, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    One more outburst liek that and you'll be held in contempt!

  15. Posted by Edmond_Dantes | July 12, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    "In light of the fact that we originate 33% of all American mortgages at this point, we the management of Wells Fargo have decided to do – what we like, when we like, to whomever we like – for all of eternity…"

    Sincerely

    Guy who wonders if 65% WF mortgage market share concentration will be level to spark concern

  16. Posted by MHA | July 12, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    And here I am thinking we just screw over our employees.

    - J Stumpf

  17. Posted by SydneyCohen | July 12, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    So they're basically claiming the govt is extorting them…why not sue back?

    going for -500…

  18. Posted by Patriarch HR | July 12, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Don't worry, we will.

  19. Posted by ILoveLamp | July 12, 2012 at 3:46 PM

    Hey, if it weren't for our ability to make outrageous profits by gouging our least sophisticated customers through excessive fees, misleading disclosures and high interest subprime loans, we wouldn't have to lent to "those people" at all. So, if you think about it, the Justice Department should be thanking us, not suing us. Yeah, that's right. We're freakin' heros! You're welcome, B&H America.

    -Wells Fargo Department of Racially-Based Credit Standards

  20. Posted by Guest | July 12, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    We settled ours with a shit load of free grand slam breakfasts.

    -Denny's General Counsel

  21. Posted by asian | July 12, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    what about them asians? are we not good enough to even be discriminated against?

    -outraged chinese

  22. Posted by Asshole | July 12, 2012 at 4:17 PM

    I voted you up just because I knew you wouldn't like it.

  23. Posted by Fletcher | July 12, 2012 at 4:26 PM

    I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT

  24. Posted by gab | July 12, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    We know you can do math.

    – Sr. VP of mortgage origination (and closet racist)
    Wells Fargo

  25. Posted by guy | July 12, 2012 at 6:06 PM

    Tree flava chips? Off the hook!

    B

  26. Posted by Cow Jones | July 13, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Yeah like KFC totally could've sold the lower interest rate chicken to the minorities

  27. Posted by Cow Jones | July 13, 2012 at 1:32 AM

    Yeah like totally these minorities were probably given two sets of contracts, one for a prime loan and one for a subprime loan, and they managed to sign the subprime loan. Idiots.

  28. Posted by guest | July 13, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    Lawyer: actually its only $2500 each after i take my cut

  29. Posted by Guestard | July 13, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    Why you hating, playah?

    Jesse & Al

  30. Posted by Reality | July 13, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    Sure we'll make the good folks some loans with down-payment assistance.

    Then we'll bundle them into GNMA securities and sell them back to you so you can eat the 35% default rate on these exceedingly shitty deals.

  31. Posted by icons collection | October 4, 2012 at 11:58 PM