• 16 Aug 2012 at 1:24 PM

Caption Contest Thursday


Swung by @JPmorganchase and got to see where all the action takes place. [Meghan Musnicki]

84 comments (hidden to protect delicate sensibilities)
Show all comments ↓

Comments (84)

  1. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    [insert unoriginal and tasteless coxswain joke here]

    - Dealbreaker commentator

  2. Posted by HAM05 | August 16, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    bet they have huge vaginas

  3. Posted by NakedShort | August 16, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    Do you ladies speak Greek?

  4. Posted by Assembly Required | August 16, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    Next time try and follow your own instructions.

  5. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes.

  6. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    No, maybe, prolly, YES, the mouth scares me, maybe.

  7. Posted by gab | August 16, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    You pulled me away from cleaning the garage for this?

    JD

  8. Posted by Ms. Dick Bove | August 16, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    I'm waiting to see whether McKayla's impressed by the fortress balance sheet before I make the call here.

  9. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    A Napoleanic what?

  10. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    I hope you're all as good at getting fucked as my CIO team is.

  11. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Lognormal Distribution?

    UBS Probability Quant

  12. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    First two on the lef; furiously getting busy in a horse stable. The second two; lights on while Bloomberg reports 'breaking market movements from JPM' as Dimon pretends he's hatefucking Ina Drew. The last two; attempting the world record for most lopsided scissoring.

  13. Posted by Dr_Rosenrose | August 16, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    What a treat for our Olympians. They get to go to… a bank.

  14. Posted by jwfent | August 16, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    2+2+2= 5? You must work for UBS.

  15. Posted by Meekus | August 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    What is he, like 3 feet tall?

  16. Posted by ZekeLovesGoats | August 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Casual Thur is the new killing it

  17. Posted by inlovewithpmco | August 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    stroke, stoke, stroke

  18. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    richard simmons fan jamie dimon prepares to lead olympic medal winners in "sweatin' to the oldies" trading floor workout

  19. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    – Posted from my UBS-issued 8700 Blackberry device

  20. Posted by merkin_capital | August 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    "You know ladies, the real whale is here in New York…"

  21. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    Blythe already cornered the silver thing, I'm working on gold.

  22. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    Sign #35 that Jamie is heading to run Treasury if Obama wins in Nov, not giving a shit about his clothes

  23. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    The Noel Sisters taking their fabulosity to a new level. They have the looks; they have the men; they have the money… now they have Olympic Golds and Jamie Dimon.

  24. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Astoria Cab Driver Realizes Dream and Finds the Gold

  25. Posted by Jim | August 16, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    Looks like someone forgot to wear their heels today.

  26. Posted by Ivan | August 16, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    "Let's get in the boat. I'll show you where my Whale lives."

  27. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Why doesn't that one chick have a gold medal?

  28. Posted by Donkey Punch | August 16, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    How did they hide their boners on the podium?

  29. Posted by Nick Lachey | August 16, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Gold in rowing, Bronze in looks.

  30. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Stop making fun of me.

    - Peter Griffin

  31. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    You know he is a man, right?

  32. Posted by Indubitably | August 16, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    Gold diggers

  33. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    Because she was nearly thrown overboard by a London Whale.

  34. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    Hey Sandy, break this up beotch.

    -JD

  35. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    JD's Diary, August 16: "New idea to prevent friendless immigrants from blowing up the firm…"

  36. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    What kind of company has "Jeans Thursdays"?

  37. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    Wait, they won an Oscar to?

  38. Posted by I'm on a boat | August 16, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    Casual Thursday you say?…

    Your doing it wrong Jamie…

    - A-Rod

  39. Posted by lolwut | August 16, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    Guess that depends on whether you're reading from right to left or left to right

  40. Posted by gust | August 16, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    you sure?

  41. Posted by @Hottopic | August 16, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Dimon rockin skinnies?

  42. Posted by HungryIntern | August 16, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Kinda of crazy to see that Jamie has bigger tits than the majority of the rowers.

  43. Posted by Here's Johnny | August 16, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Boner Rowers?

  44. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    This is earth shattering…. I thought JD was like 6-5…..

  45. Posted by Niles | August 16, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    One bronze, four gold, one silver.

  46. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:43 PM

    You ladies ready to see the New York Whale?

  47. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    Such wondrous misogyny!! You all should be proud of yourselves.

  48. Posted by PermaGuestII | August 16, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    Nope- more like 5'6"

  49. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:56 PM

    Hey!

    - Cardiologist

  50. Posted by HappyMadison | August 16, 2012 at 2:56 PM

    Stop making fun of me.

    - Water Boy

  51. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    Five 2's make a 10.

  52. Posted by Put_Option | August 16, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    Reminds me of the 80s when Jamie and I turned Commercial Credit into Citigroup, we were just showering bitches in gold

    - S. Weill

  53. Posted by Bolder_R_freaks | August 16, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Spot the 'swain!

  54. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    "How in the world am I going to fuck this broad on my left while standing up"

  55. Posted by Adam S. | August 16, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    Hey, buddy! Who won the Jet's game?

    - Sonny Koufax

  56. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    Yup, never realized this before but that JD really is a little pipsqueak

  57. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    Beetlejuice II

  58. Posted by rowing rocs | August 16, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    "If I simle big enough, I hope no one notices my man hands.

  59. Posted by Donkey | August 16, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    "I am a total and utter quant"

  60. Posted by juniormistmaker | August 16, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    I think Jamie may have confused the rowers for whalers. Still looking for a worthy Captian Ahab.

  61. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 3:36 PM

    I know it's hard to tell next to VERY TALL PEOPLE but nope, he's actually more like 5'9.

  62. Posted by guest | August 16, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    Wrong, as Lloyd Blankfein, who's actually like 5'6, is not 5'2:
    http://www.google.com/imgres?q=lloyd+blankfein+ja

  63. Posted by PermaGuestII | August 16, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Always seemed shorter than that when I was talking to him but hey, I'll take your word on it.

  64. Posted by Anon | August 16, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    You ladies any good with paddles, or just oars?

  65. Posted by Dow30Thou | August 16, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    Diamond in the muff

  66. Posted by InfiniteGuest | August 16, 2012 at 4:01 PM

    Eleven little boobs.

  67. Posted by VonSloneker | August 16, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    Stroke, stroke, stroke…

    - Obvious double entendre guy

  68. Posted by Guest #9 | August 16, 2012 at 4:17 PM

    [Thinking to himself] 'Thank f-ing God I remembered to take my Cialis this morning'

  69. Posted by About Time! | August 16, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    Finally!

  70. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

    - Hetero guy looking at tiny pic on phone

  71. Posted by Johnny | August 16, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    Imagine how that little leprechaun Lloyd would have looked in that picture

  72. Posted by gUEST | August 16, 2012 at 5:01 PM

    This is not the picture I was looking for when I Googled "Little man in the boat".

  73. Posted by Guest | August 16, 2012 at 5:36 PM

    … and one Diamond?

  74. Posted by Larry Moniker | August 16, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    I just tempested in my teapot…

  75. Posted by Guesst | August 16, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Someone hide that gold before Paulson shows up!

  76. Posted by Swag King Kong | August 16, 2012 at 9:56 PM

    Nice tits, including the girls

  77. Posted by Guest | August 17, 2012 at 1:34 AM

    who's the cute one in the red?

  78. Posted by Homer | August 17, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    Papademetriou (aka Papa Dimon) goes Olympic and does the Amazons.

    - Homer

  79. Posted by Guest | August 17, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    What is this, a CEO for ants?!

  80. Posted by douna19 | August 17, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    5 whites and the snowy dwarf

  81. Posted by Douch@60Wall | August 17, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    My closed deals!

  82. Posted by guest | August 18, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    i am gonna eat gold medal pussy tonight!

  83. Posted by bookmarking submission | September 10, 2012 at 5:52 AM

    fnhRMF Very informative article.Really thank you! Awesome.

  84. Posted by Charlie | December 21, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    and can i teach you?