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  1. NakedShort says:

    Do you ladies speak Greek?

  2. Guest says:

    [insert unoriginal and tasteless coxswain joke here]

    – Dealbreaker commentator

  3. HAM05 says:

    bet they have huge vaginas

  4. guest says:

    yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes.

  5. Guest says:

    No, maybe, prolly, YES, the mouth scares me, maybe.

  6. gab says:

    You pulled me away from cleaning the garage for this?

    JD

  7. Ms. Dick Bove says:

    I'm waiting to see whether McKayla's impressed by the fortress balance sheet before I make the call here.

  8. guest says:

    A Napoleanic what?

  9. guest says:

    I hope you're all as good at getting fucked as my CIO team is.

  10. guest says:

    Lognormal Distribution?

    UBS Probability Quant

  11. guest says:

    First two on the lef; furiously getting busy in a horse stable. The second two; lights on while Bloomberg reports 'breaking market movements from JPM' as Dimon pretends he's hatefucking Ina Drew. The last two; attempting the world record for most lopsided scissoring.

  12. Dr_Rosenrose says:

    What a treat for our Olympians. They get to go to… a bank.

  13. jwfent says:

    2+2+2= 5? You must work for UBS.

  14. Meekus says:

    What is he, like 3 feet tall?

  15. ZekeLovesGoats says:

    Casual Thur is the new killing it

  16. inlovewithpmco says:

    stroke, stoke, stroke

  17. guest says:

    richard simmons fan jamie dimon prepares to lead olympic medal winners in "sweatin' to the oldies" trading floor workout

  18. merkin_capital says:

    "You know ladies, the real whale is here in New York…"

  19. Guest says:

    Blythe already cornered the silver thing, I'm working on gold.

  20. guest says:

    Sign #35 that Jamie is heading to run Treasury if Obama wins in Nov, not giving a shit about his clothes

  21. Guest says:

    The Noel Sisters taking their fabulosity to a new level. They have the looks; they have the men; they have the money… now they have Olympic Golds and Jamie Dimon.

  22. Guest says:

    Astoria Cab Driver Realizes Dream and Finds the Gold

  23. Jim says:

    Looks like someone forgot to wear their heels today.

  24. Ivan says:

    "Let's get in the boat. I'll show you where my Whale lives."

  25. Guest says:

    Why doesn't that one chick have a gold medal?

  26. Donkey Punch says:

    How did they hide their boners on the podium?

  27. Nick Lachey says:

    Gold in rowing, Bronze in looks.

  28. Indubitably says:

    Gold diggers

  29. Guest says:

    Hey Sandy, break this up beotch.

    -JD

  30. Guest says:

    JD's Diary, August 16: "New idea to prevent friendless immigrants from blowing up the firm…"

  31. Guest says:

    What kind of company has "Jeans Thursdays"?

  32. Guest says:

    Wait, they won an Oscar to?

  33. I'm on a boat says:

    Casual Thursday you say?…

    Your doing it wrong Jamie…

    – A-Rod

  34. @Hottopic says:

    Dimon rockin skinnies?

  35. HungryIntern says:

    Kinda of crazy to see that Jamie has bigger tits than the majority of the rowers.

  36. Here's Johnny says:

    Boner Rowers?

  37. guest says:

    This is earth shattering…. I thought JD was like 6-5…..

  38. Niles says:

    One bronze, four gold, one silver.

  39. Guest says:

    You ladies ready to see the New York Whale?

  40. guest says:

    Such wondrous misogyny!! You all should be proud of yourselves.

  41. Guest says:

    Five 2's make a 10.

  42. Put_Option says:

    Reminds me of the 80s when Jamie and I turned Commercial Credit into Citigroup, we were just showering bitches in gold

    – S. Weill

  43. Bolder_R_freaks says:

    Spot the 'swain!

  44. Guest says:

    "How in the world am I going to fuck this broad on my left while standing up"

  45. Guest says:

    Beetlejuice II

  46. rowing rocs says:

    "If I simle big enough, I hope no one notices my man hands.

  47. Donkey says:

    "I am a total and utter quant"

  48. juniormistmaker says:

    I think Jamie may have confused the rowers for whalers. Still looking for a worthy Captian Ahab.

  49. Anon says:

    You ladies any good with paddles, or just oars?

  50. Dow30Thou says:

    Diamond in the muff

  51. InfiniteGuest says:

    Eleven little boobs.

  52. VonSloneker says:

    Stroke, stroke, stroke…

    – Obvious double entendre guy

  53. Guest #9 says:

    [Thinking to himself] 'Thank f-ing God I remembered to take my Cialis this morning'

  54. Guest says:

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

    – Hetero guy looking at tiny pic on phone

  55. gUEST says:

    This is not the picture I was looking for when I Googled "Little man in the boat".

  56. Larry Moniker says:

    I just tempested in my teapot…

  57. Guesst says:

    Someone hide that gold before Paulson shows up!

  58. Swag King Kong says:

    Nice tits, including the girls

  59. Guest says:

    who's the cute one in the red?

  60. Homer says:

    Papademetriou (aka Papa Dimon) goes Olympic and does the Amazons.

    – Homer

  61. Guest says:

    What is this, a CEO for ants?!

  62. Douch@60Wall says:

    My closed deals!

  63. douna19 says:

    5 whites and the snowy dwarf

  64. guest says:

    i am gonna eat gold medal pussy tonight!

  65. fnhRMF Very informative article.Really thank you! Awesome.

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