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[insert unoriginal and tasteless coxswain joke here]
- Dealbreaker commentator
bet they have huge vaginas
Do you ladies speak Greek?
Next time try and follow your own instructions.
yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes, yes.
No, maybe, prolly, YES, the mouth scares me, maybe.
You pulled me away from cleaning the garage for this?
I'm waiting to see whether McKayla's impressed by the fortress balance sheet before I make the call here.
A Napoleanic what?
I hope you're all as good at getting fucked as my CIO team is.
UBS Probability Quant
First two on the lef; furiously getting busy in a horse stable. The second two; lights on while Bloomberg reports 'breaking market movements from JPM' as Dimon pretends he's hatefucking Ina Drew. The last two; attempting the world record for most lopsided scissoring.
What a treat for our Olympians. They get to go to… a bank.
2+2+2= 5? You must work for UBS.
What is he, like 3 feet tall?
Casual Thur is the new killing it
stroke, stoke, stroke
richard simmons fan jamie dimon prepares to lead olympic medal winners in "sweatin' to the oldies" trading floor workout
– Posted from my UBS-issued 8700 Blackberry device
"You know ladies, the real whale is here in New York…"
Blythe already cornered the silver thing, I'm working on gold.
Sign #35 that Jamie is heading to run Treasury if Obama wins in Nov, not giving a shit about his clothes
The Noel Sisters taking their fabulosity to a new level. They have the looks; they have the men; they have the money… now they have Olympic Golds and Jamie Dimon.
Astoria Cab Driver Realizes Dream and Finds the Gold
Looks like someone forgot to wear their heels today.
"Let's get in the boat. I'll show you where my Whale lives."
Why doesn't that one chick have a gold medal?
How did they hide their boners on the podium?
Gold in rowing, Bronze in looks.
Stop making fun of me.
- Peter Griffin
You know he is a man, right?
Because she was nearly thrown overboard by a London Whale.
Hey Sandy, break this up beotch.
JD's Diary, August 16: "New idea to prevent friendless immigrants from blowing up the firm…"
What kind of company has "Jeans Thursdays"?
Wait, they won an Oscar to?
Casual Thursday you say?…
Your doing it wrong Jamie…
Guess that depends on whether you're reading from right to left or left to right
Dimon rockin skinnies?
Kinda of crazy to see that Jamie has bigger tits than the majority of the rowers.
This is earth shattering…. I thought JD was like 6-5…..
One bronze, four gold, one silver.
You ladies ready to see the New York Whale?
Such wondrous misogyny!! You all should be proud of yourselves.
Nope- more like 5'6"
- Water Boy
Five 2's make a 10.
Reminds me of the 80s when Jamie and I turned Commercial Credit into Citigroup, we were just showering bitches in gold
- S. Weill
Spot the 'swain!
"How in the world am I going to fuck this broad on my left while standing up"
Hey, buddy! Who won the Jet's game?
- Sonny Koufax
Yup, never realized this before but that JD really is a little pipsqueak
"If I simle big enough, I hope no one notices my man hands.
"I am a total and utter quant"
I think Jamie may have confused the rowers for whalers. Still looking for a worthy Captian Ahab.
I know it's hard to tell next to VERY TALL PEOPLE but nope, he's actually more like 5'9.
Wrong, as Lloyd Blankfein, who's actually like 5'6, is not 5'2:
Always seemed shorter than that when I was talking to him but hey, I'll take your word on it.
You ladies any good with paddles, or just oars?
Diamond in the muff
Eleven little boobs.
Stroke, stroke, stroke…
- Obvious double entendre guy
[Thinking to himself] 'Thank f-ing God I remembered to take my Cialis this morning'
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
- Hetero guy looking at tiny pic on phone
Imagine how that little leprechaun Lloyd would have looked in that picture
This is not the picture I was looking for when I Googled "Little man in the boat".
… and one Diamond?
I just tempested in my teapot…
Someone hide that gold before Paulson shows up!
Nice tits, including the girls
who's the cute one in the red?
Papademetriou (aka Papa Dimon) goes Olympic and does the Amazons.
What is this, a CEO for ants?!
5 whites and the snowy dwarf
My closed deals!
i am gonna eat gold medal pussy tonight!
fnhRMF Very informative article.Really thank you! Awesome.
and can i teach you?