• 31 Aug 2012 at 12:17 PM

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Single And Ready To Mingle

Not that the bonds of matrimony ever stopped him before but now that he and his wife, Anne Sinclair, have officially separated, the randiest former IMF chief since Johannes Witteveen is really ready to party. Bellhops, concierges, towel boys, people who hand out AM New York by the subway, ladies who lunch, perfume spritzers at Saks, line cooks at Mas (only the ones who are on break– he has standards), MTA officials, cocktail waitresses at the Olive Garden in Times Square, the Brooklyn Cyclones, ushers at the New York Philharmonic, women at the TKTS window booth, Real Housewives of NYC, NJ, Atlanta, and Beverly Hills, the cast of Mamma Mia!, every Air France employee– you’ve been warned! [WSJ]

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  1. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    What I would like to see is DSK get together with Honey Boo Boo's mother.

    – Guy who thinks about implausible scenarios on Fridays before a long weekend

  2. Posted by guest | August 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives.

  3. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Bess, it's the freakin weekend. Baby I'm bout to have me some fun

    -DSK

  4. Posted by Antoine Dodson | August 31, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    I said it once, I'll say it again!

    [youtube CnaVoTfkqa8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaVoTfkqa8 youtube]

  5. Posted by guest | August 31, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    Gonna be workin' it this Labor Day weekend! Ready for the freshman move-in, baby!

    -DSK

  6. Posted by AC/DC Lyrics Quant | August 31, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    And Bon Scott sang it first

  7. Posted by BNP Ladies Man Quant | August 31, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    I've heard all the business school pussy is at Villanova, bro, so just FYI.

  8. Posted by The Continental | August 31, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Well, I guess now I'm going to have to recast myself as the shy guy who is kind of still in his shell but is really great once you get to know him, oh well.

  9. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    DSK/Corzine show > Snooki and Jwow

    DSK is going to grind on every piece of pussy with his new fucking haircut bitches beware

  10. Posted by MPD | August 31, 2012 at 1:11 PM

    heard the hostess at STK will jerk you on the rooftop for a bump of that devils dandruff

  11. Posted by Nut hugger | August 31, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    he is deff a speedo type of guy

    -bathing suit quant

  12. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 1:17 PM

    Next DSK Update –

    "DSK attends high school homecoming football game with college freshman girlfriend"

  13. Posted by Lowly Assistant | August 31, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    You know that you're a boss when you strut around in a fur coat made of the merkins you've collected in your years. So regal.

  14. Posted by Dick Strauss Kahn | August 31, 2012 at 1:30 PM

    " so i said to myself one day, if it takes going to prison to get away from that broad, the hell with it I'm going to prison"

    "best decision I ever made. the bitches think I'm a modern day kissinger, no one checks details anymore "

  15. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    +1 for use of "merkins"

  16. Posted by PermaGuestII | August 31, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    Better than being cast as a 1970's Lincoln.

  17. Posted by Guest | August 31, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    -DSKelly

    Other than that, no concerns

  18. Posted by Dateraider | August 31, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    At least he has balls, as opposed to our two pretenders to the presidency.

  19. Posted by guest | August 31, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    wtf are you talking about?

  20. Posted by guest | August 31, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    um, "our two pretenders to the presidency" are married men. you realize suggesting they don't have balls because they don't cheat on their wives is something pathetic losers and/or 16 year olds do, right? or did you not?

  21. Posted by Problematic | August 31, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    Ew ahhhg

  22. Posted by J Epstien | August 31, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    whoa whoa…. whoa

  23. Posted by SG | August 31, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    You are all a bunch of idiots. If he were still the Head of IMF we would not still be having all these problems in Europe. Sarkozy set up DSK ans still couldnt win the election.

  24. Posted by guest | September 1, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    Wrong. One hole DSK cannot fill is the capital flight out of the periphery.

  25. Posted by Dave Chappelle | September 2, 2012 at 8:21 PM

    We call it "creep week" in my parts.

  26. Posted by Buboe | September 2, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    Yeah.
    I too, long for a time when a once-great country was able to choose a delinquent, compulsive sex offender as it's president.

    Douche

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    Sacre Merde-kins……

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    The fame that DSK have received through his controversial moves is much more as compared to the fame he had when He was IMF chief, because He got on his right platform and finally shown his craziness, hahah very disgraceful.