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Great Idea!

Here’s a tip exclusively for Dealbreaker Pro™ subscribers: buy stock in the Great Idea Corp. What what could possibly go wrong?

Great Idea Corp. was incorporated on November 4, 2011.

The Registrant intends to seek to acquire assets or shares of an entity actively engaged in business which generates revenues, in exchange for its securities. The Registrant has no acquisitions in mind and has not entered into any negotiations regarding such an acquisition. Neither the Company’s sole officer, director, promoter nor any affiliates thereof have engaged in any preliminary contact or discussions with any representative of any other company regarding the possibility of an acquisition or merger between the Company and such other company as of the date of this registration statement.

Great Idea Corp. S-1/A [EDGAR, related?, related?]

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48 Responses to “Great Idea!”

  1. guest says:

    Great Post!!

    – Guy who still remembers working his way through earlier Matt literature

    • Indigent Insomniac says:

      Good thing I can still find it in the archives.

      -Guy who's COBRA is about to run out and thus will need to find new ways to get to sleep that are less needy of the monies.

      • K. Moelis says:

        Perhaps your grammatical aptitude had something to do with the termination of your employment. Perhaps you had no business entering this business at all.

  2. UBS says:

    We'll take a million shares!

    We'll take a million shares!

    We'll take a million shares!

    We'll take a million shares!

  3. Saul Goodman says:

    Harold Gewerter? That hack? I taught that guy everything he knows!

  4. Greggums says:

    I'll take a 1000 shares if you rename the company, Blanus!

  5. Guest says:

    So much good stuff to quote here! "The company may not discover or adequately evaluate adverse facts about a potential opportunity or business acquisition given Mr. Petrossian’s lack of experience in the mergers and acquisitions field. Mr. Petrossian will run Google back ground checks on the potential officers and directors and examine the audited financials provided."

    • RBS M&A MD says:

      This guy stole our intellectual property! He better hope we don't make an example out of him like GS did to Sergey Aleynikov!

    • Guester says:

      Mr. Petrossian has no specific experience, qualification, attributes or skills to perform as a director of a blank check company nor in the acquisition of acquisition candidates.

  6. UBS says:

    Hey!

    B.Bernanke

  7. Bess? says:

    I call bullshit.

    Only 122 words, no charts, no footnotes, and …tags!?

    No chance this is a Matt article.

  8. Alt_EST says:

    Jackpot.

    -Retail Investors

  9. PermaGuestII says:

    Good Idea Corp. < Bad Idea Jeans

    "Because, hey, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti?"

  10. Guest says:

    Call us!

    Head of Synthetic CDO Securitization,
    Goldman Sachs

  11. guest says:

    We are looking for syndicate partners for this deal. Any interested parties may email me at underhill69@yahoo.com

    – Underhill Securities MD

  12. Legal? says:

    "Assuming the maximum shares offered herein are sold… will result in a 68.00% dilution for purchasers of stock in this offering. Assuming the minimum shares offered herein are sold… will result in a 100.00% dilution for the purchasers of stock in this offering."

  13. Mexi_Cant says:

    It's provocative, nobody knows what it means, …AND it gets the people going?

    I'm in.

  14. Indubitably says:

    Damn, there goes our monopoly

    -Good Idea Corp.

    • E. Texas Gas Trader says:

      Those fuckers are real lucky. "Good Ideer Corp" has already been taken in Lufkin.

  15. Steve says:

    Like, Gobias a cup of coffee!

  16. HungryIntern says:

    "On or about November 4, 2011, Nishon Petrossian, our officer and director, paid $13,025 for the incorporation of the Company with personal funds on behalf of the Company. Subsequently, she received reimbursement from the company through issuance of 8,000,000 shares of common stock at $0.001628 per share"

    This just reads like a sound investment.

    ~Home Gamer

  17. Slang Quant says:

    This seems like a real Kouwe of a company.

  18. Guest says:

    Wait until CNBC gets a hold of this .. BUY BUY BUY

  19. Cow Jones says:

    Sounds just like any other spac to me.

  20. Mama Levine says:

    Enjoyed the tag from "Extraordianary Popular Delusions". Matt is starting to get the whole tag concept.

    – Charles Mackay fan / Matt's mom

  21. Guest says:

    It's a tax shelter, head-fucks.

    — GS PWM MD

  22. Why not? says:

    - Quit Job
    – Start company called "I'm a couch Potato"
    – Sell Shares
    – ??????
    – Profit

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