• 08 Aug 2012 at 4:23 PM

You Don’t Have To Look Like That If You Don’t Want To

By

Have the past several years wreaked havoc on your looks? Do you wake up with new wrinkles every day? Is your face starting to look like an old catcher’s mitt? Do you stare into the mirror and wonder who the old, haggard looking man staring back is? Does it look like a bag lady has taken up residence under your eyes? Do you have trouble concentrating at work because you’re constantly wondering if people are discussing how badly you’ve let yourself go? Do you catch a glimmer of your reflection and think, “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.” Are you generally disgusted with yourself? Do you want to do something about it, something involving a doctor’s office and needles, but are afraid of what people might think? Don’t be! According to Bloomberg lots of guys are taking 20 to “refresh” themselves and in fact, financial services employees represent “the fastest growing segment” of Dr. Dendy Engelman’s “patient population.” Everybody does it, it’s just that no one talks about it.

Easing Stress In Time For The Weekend [BloombergTV]

Comments (87)

  1. 1
    Posted by zoroz | August 8, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.”

    > Because I promise apartments.
    > Thanks,
    > G. Soros

  2. 2
    Posted by VonSloneker | August 8, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    Botox? Pshhh, nice one Bob. You get a vaginoplasty while you were there?

    - Real men everywhere

  3. 3
    Posted by Dennis | August 8, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Does she accept veterinary patients? My mastiff is a little wrinkly.
    — Dennis Kneale

  4. 4
    Posted by NocturnalRob | August 8, 2012 at 4:40 PM

    Gigi Stone + Dendy Engelman = Brain Trust

  5. 5
    Posted by Jim Lahey | August 8, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    who needs botox when you have multiple commas in your checking account bro?

    -average wallstreetoasis.com poster

  6. 6
    Posted by Bob Ryan | August 8, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Yes, on her patient table with the blinds open and operating lights on while she shoots botox into my wrinkly ass.

  7. 7
    Posted by Biff Basness | August 8, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    God, what a bunch of fags. Just grow a flesh-beard already.

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | August 8, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    Well Doc, I would like my face too look a lot like yours, ya know, youthful and unmoving…

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 8, 2012 at 5:08 PM

    botox is the pharmaceutical version of the combover. it looks worse than the alternative and you makes you look stupid for thinking that you're getting away with it. (you aren't).

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 8, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    did thish doctor injhect her thongue with botoxth? jethuth what a listhpthhhhhhhh.

    -ubs speech pathology quant

  11. 11
    Posted by Birdlaw | August 8, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    My face is my livelihood!

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | August 8, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Is there a secret conspiracy to frequently mention brains and give that Zombie guest more ammo to work with?

  13. 13
    Posted by GueSt | August 8, 2012 at 11:12 PM

    Everything I have, I owe to this face! -Kramer
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsljUAUdlc

  14. 14
    Posted by pmco | August 9, 2012 at 12:45 AM

    I only use botox downtown, if you know what i mean…

  15. 15
    Posted by güest | August 9, 2012 at 10:39 AM

    Botox kills the cells, right? Is there any way this process can be reversed? Say… to make the cells… undead?

  16. 16
    Posted by Fatandhappy | August 9, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    More food!

  17. 17
    Posted by Irony | August 9, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    It moved

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | August 10, 2012 at 1:41 AM

    Wait.. by the European convention?

  19. 19
    Posted by The most up-to-date | August 25, 2012 at 4:59 PM

    I such as this site much, saved in order to fav. Nostalgia is not what it used to be. by Peter De Vries.

  20. 20
    Posted by cheap seo services | September 10, 2012 at 4:54 AM

    KcVvw3 Wow, great blog article.Really thank you! Really Great.

  21. 21
    Posted by new music videos blog | September 11, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    Looking forward to reading more. Great blog.Really looking forward to read more.

  22. 22
    Posted by ipucu | September 11, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    I am so grateful for your blog article.Much thanks again. Want more.

  23. 23
    Posted by Dog Waste | September 14, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    This is one awesome blog article.Thanks Again.

  24. 24
    Posted by diamants | September 14, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    Thank you for your blog. Really Great.

  25. 25
    Posted by Hostgator Reviews | September 17, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    I value the blog.Thanks Again. Want more.

  26. 26
    Posted by biker clothing | September 17, 2012 at 8:58 AM

    Thanks so much for the article post.Much thanks again. Fantastic.

  27. 27
    Posted by Erotismo | September 18, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    Major thankies for the blog post. Keep writing.

  28. 28
    Posted by bgale lefta online | September 19, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    I loved your article.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.

  29. 29
    Posted by whois search | September 20, 2012 at 6:21 AM

    Thank you for your blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.

  30. 30
    Posted by ghosts movies | September 20, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    Great post. Will read on…

  31. 31
    Posted by payday loans for unemployed | September 21, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    A big thank you for your article. Great.

  32. 32
    Posted by dining in utah | September 21, 2012 at 10:38 PM

    A big thank you for your blog post. Really Great.

  33. 33
    Posted by stop panic attacks | September 22, 2012 at 3:22 PM

    I think this is a real great blog article.Much thanks again. Will read on…

  34. 34
    Posted by buy instagram followers | September 22, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    A big thank you for your blog article.Much thanks again. Want more.

  35. 35
    Posted by personal assistant jobs | September 23, 2012 at 6:10 AM

    Thanks so much for the article post. Awesome.

  36. 36
    Posted by Payday Loans Online | September 23, 2012 at 8:58 PM

    Im grateful for the article.Thanks Again. Cool.

  37. 37
    Posted by Alexander Mans | September 24, 2012 at 8:17 AM

    This is one awesome post.Really thank you! Cool.

  38. 38
    Posted by cheap bookmarking service | September 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    2gIdt0 Thank you ever so for you post.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic.

  39. 39
    Posted by buy phen375 | September 25, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    Great post.Really thank you! Keep writing.

  40. 40
    Posted by buy instagram followers | September 26, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    I cannot thank you enough for the article. Cool.

  41. 41
    Posted by instagram | September 26, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    A round of applause for your blog.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.

  42. 42
    Posted by karité | September 26, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Very neat post.Really thank you! Want more.

  43. 43
    Posted by her latest blog | September 26, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    Awesome blog post.Thanks Again. Cool.

  44. 44
    Posted by Online Goldmine review | September 26, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    Thanks for sharing, this is a fantastic blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Cool.

  45. 45
    Posted by Peter Francis-Macrae | September 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    Thanks for sharing, this is a fantastic blog. Really Cool.

  46. 46
    Posted by ptfe | September 27, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    A round of applause for your blog article. Great.

  47. 47
    Posted by best amsterdam travel guide | September 27, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Im obliged for the article post.Much thanks again. Awesome.

  48. 48
    Posted by Entrepreneurship | September 27, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    Really enjoyed this article.Thanks Again. Want more.

  49. 49
    Posted by plano plumbing | September 27, 2012 at 7:42 PM

    Thanks for the post.Thanks Again.

  50. 50
    Posted by Skin Care | September 28, 2012 at 5:57 AM

    Thanks so much for the blog article.Really thank you! Awesome.

  51. 51
    Posted by charger | September 28, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    Say, you got a nice article. Really Great.

  52. 52
    Posted by Buy Instagram Likes | September 28, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Im obliged for the blog article. Really Cool.

  53. 53
    Posted by business card pack | September 28, 2012 at 5:06 PM

    Im grateful for the article.Thanks Again.

  54. 54
    Posted by Automatic Blowjob Machine | October 1, 2012 at 6:48 PM

    Appreciate you sharing, great article post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.

  55. 55
    Posted by volume pill | October 2, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    A round of applause for your blog article.Much thanks again. Great.

  56. 56
    Posted by orgasm female | October 2, 2012 at 7:43 AM

    I really enjoy the blog.Much thanks again. Much obliged.

  57. 57
    Posted by austin psoriasis dermatolgoy | October 2, 2012 at 9:37 AM

    I really like and appreciate your blog.Really thank you! Really Cool.

  58. 58
    Posted by Buy Real Instagram Followers | October 2, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    Very good blog article. Want more.

  59. 59
    Posted by バーバリー 公式 | October 2, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    Hi there, I found your web site by way of Google whilst searching for a similar subject, your site came up, it appears to be like great. I have bookmarked to my favourites|added to bookmarks.

  60. 60
    Posted by girlfund | October 2, 2012 at 10:56 PM

    Im thankful for the blog.Thanks Again. Fantastic.

  61. 61
    Posted by Social | October 3, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Really appreciate you sharing this post.Thanks Again. Keep writing.

  62. 62
    Posted by Fiber Lashes | October 3, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    A round of applause for your article post.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.

  63. 63
    Posted by Protein Supplements | October 3, 2012 at 8:00 PM

    Im grateful for the blog.Thanks Again. Will read on…

  64. 64
    Posted by seattle wa locksmith | October 4, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Say, you got a nice article post.Thanks Again. Keep writing.

  65. 65
    Posted by creatine | October 4, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    I appreciate you sharing this blog post. Cool.

  66. 66
    Posted by juicing for cancer | October 5, 2012 at 4:57 AM

    I truly appreciate this blog post.Thanks Again. Keep writing.

  67. 67
    Posted by Solavei | October 5, 2012 at 5:53 AM

    Really informative article.

  68. 68
    Posted by hypnosis weight loss | October 5, 2012 at 7:00 AM

    Thanks so much for the post.Thanks Again.

  69. 69
    Posted by inkjet | October 5, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    Looking forward to reading more. Great blog article.Thanks Again. Want more.

  70. 70
    Posted by Click Cash Commissions | October 8, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Say, you got a nice blog post. Want more.

  71. 71
    Posted by trading account | October 8, 2012 at 3:40 PM

    Muchos Gracias for your article post. Really Great.

  72. 72
    Posted by how to get rid of acne fast | October 8, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Major thanks for the article post. Will read on…

  73. 73
    Posted by daniel kertcher | October 8, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    Thanks-a-mundo for the blog.Thanks Again. Cool.

  74. 74
    Posted by Player | October 9, 2012 at 4:06 AM

    Thanks so much for the article.Much thanks again. Cool.

  75. 75
    Posted by your webpage | October 9, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    Thank you ever so for you article post.Really looking forward to read more. Great.

  76. 76
    Posted by harga daihatsu | October 9, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    Really appreciate you sharing this post.Really looking forward to read more.

  77. 77
    Posted by Control Remote Computers | October 10, 2012 at 3:15 AM

    I appreciate you sharing this blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic.

  78. 78
    Posted by cheap rims | October 10, 2012 at 8:25 AM

    Really enjoyed this article.

  79. 79
    Posted by sex cams | October 10, 2012 at 9:41 AM

    I really liked your article post.Really looking forward to read more. Great.

  80. 80
    Posted by ทัวร์ญี่ปุ่น | October 10, 2012 at 5:10 PM

    I really enjoy the blog article.Really thank you! Will read on…

  81. 81
    Posted by aquaponic system plans | October 11, 2012 at 12:25 AM

    Im thankful for the blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.

  82. 82
    Posted by how to finger | October 11, 2012 at 12:58 AM

    I really liked your blog article.Really thank you! Keep writing.

  83. 83
    Posted by american accents | October 11, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    Thanks-a-mundo for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Fantastic.

  84. 84
    Posted by Aeropostale Clothing | October 11, 2012 at 5:40 PM

    I cannot thank you enough for the blog article.Thanks Again. Really Great.

  85. 85
    Posted by R4i SDHC 3DS escompte | October 15, 2012 at 12:04 AM

    Some truly wondrous work on behalf of the owner of this R4i Site, dead outstanding content material .

  86. 86
    Posted by tv por internet | October 16, 2012 at 10:29 AM

    Appreciate you sharing, great article post.Really looking forward to read more. Awesome.

  87. 87
    Posted by Ormiston computer repairs | October 16, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    I value the post. Really Cool.