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You Don’t Have To Look Like That If You Don’t Want To

Have the past several years wreaked havoc on your looks? Do you wake up with new wrinkles every day? Is your face starting to look like an old catcher’s mitt? Do you stare into the mirror and wonder who the old, haggard looking man staring back is? Does it look like a bag lady has taken up residence under your eyes? Do you have trouble concentrating at work because you’re constantly wondering if people are discussing how badly you’ve let yourself go? Do you catch a glimmer of your reflection and think, “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.” Are you generally disgusted with yourself? Do you want to do something about it, something involving a doctor’s office and needles, but are afraid of what people might think? Don’t be! According to Bloomberg lots of guys are taking 20 to “refresh” themselves and in fact, financial services employees represent “the fastest growing segment” of Dr. Dendy Engelman’s “patient population.” Everybody does it, it’s just that no one talks about it.

Easing Stress In Time For The Weekend [BloombergTV]

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87 Responses to “You Don’t Have To Look Like That If You Don’t Want To”

  1. zoroz says:

    “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.”

    > Because I promise apartments.
    > Thanks,
    > G. Soros

  2. VonSloneker says:

    Botox? Pshhh, nice one Bob. You get a vaginoplasty while you were there?

    – Real men everywhere

  3. Dennis says:

    Does she accept veterinary patients? My mastiff is a little wrinkly.
    — Dennis Kneale

  4. NocturnalRob says:

    Gigi Stone + Dendy Engelman = Brain Trust

    • Guest says:

      Is there a secret conspiracy to frequently mention brains and give that Zombie guest more ammo to work with?

      • güest says:

        Botox kills the cells, right? Is there any way this process can be reversed? Say… to make the cells… undead?

  5. Jim Lahey says:

    who needs botox when you have multiple commas in your checking account bro?

    -average wallstreetoasis.com poster

  6. Bob Ryan says:

    Yes, on her patient table with the blinds open and operating lights on while she shoots botox into my wrinkly ass.

  7. Biff Basness says:

    God, what a bunch of fags. Just grow a flesh-beard already.

  8. Guest says:

    Well Doc, I would like my face too look a lot like yours, ya know, youthful and unmoving…

  9. guest says:

    botox is the pharmaceutical version of the combover. it looks worse than the alternative and you makes you look stupid for thinking that you're getting away with it. (you aren't).

  10. guest says:

    did thish doctor injhect her thongue with botoxth? jethuth what a listhpthhhhhhhh.

    -ubs speech pathology quant

  11. Birdlaw says:

    My face is my livelihood!

  12. GueSt says:

    Everything I have, I owe to this face! -Kramer
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsljUAUdlc

  13. pmco says:

    I only use botox downtown, if you know what i mean…

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