Have the past several years wreaked havoc on your looks? Do you wake up with new wrinkles every day? Is your face starting to look like an old catcher’s mitt? Do you stare into the mirror and wonder who the old, haggard looking man staring back is? Does it look like a bag lady has taken up residence under your eyes? Do you have trouble concentrating at work because you’re constantly wondering if people are discussing how badly you’ve let yourself go? Do you catch a glimmer of your reflection and think, “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.” Are you generally disgusted with yourself? Do you want to do something about it, something involving a doctor’s office and needles, but are afraid of what people might think? Don’t be! According to Bloomberg lots of guys are taking 20 to “refresh” themselves and in fact, financial services employees represent “the fastest growing segment” of Dr. Dendy Engelman’s “patient population.” Everybody does it, it’s just that no one talks about it.

Easing Stress In Time For The Weekend [BloombergTV]

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  1. Posted by zoroz | August 8, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    “Why would anyone want to fuck me? I’m hideous.”

    > Because I promise apartments.
    > Thanks,
    > G. Soros

  2. Posted by VonSloneker | August 8, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    Botox? Pshhh, nice one Bob. You get a vaginoplasty while you were there?

    – Real men everywhere

  3. Posted by Dennis | August 8, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Does she accept veterinary patients? My mastiff is a little wrinkly.
    — Dennis Kneale

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    Gigi Stone + Dendy Engelman = Brain Trust

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    who needs botox when you have multiple commas in your checking account bro?

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  6. Posted by Bob Ryan | August 8, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Yes, on her patient table with the blinds open and operating lights on while she shoots botox into my wrinkly ass.

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    God, what a bunch of fags. Just grow a flesh-beard already.

  8. Posted by Guest | August 8, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    Well Doc, I would like my face too look a lot like yours, ya know, youthful and unmoving…

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    botox is the pharmaceutical version of the combover. it looks worse than the alternative and you makes you look stupid for thinking that you're getting away with it. (you aren't).

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    did thish doctor injhect her thongue with botoxth? jethuth what a listhpthhhhhhhh.

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    My face is my livelihood!

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    Botox kills the cells, right? Is there any way this process can be reversed? Say… to make the cells… undead?

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