Bloomberg TV: So You’re Thinking About Banging A College Kid

If you want to make things easy on yourself, go after an economics major, says Bloomberg TV, which cautions people to avoid philosophy, education, and earth science concentrators, who make up “the least promiscuous majors.” Just don’t get too excited about your odds, though, warns anchor Scarlet Fu, noting that “we are far from the free loving days,” during which Paul Krugman shot fish in a barrel.

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18 Responses to “Bloomberg TV: So You’re Thinking About Banging A College Kid”

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  2. TheDetailGuy says:

    Furiously imagining what Matt would have done with this story.

    Hope he does a deep dive into the economics on Monday. Bloomberg really muffed it, the charts were spread everywhere.

  3. Guest says:

    College? Yikes! COUGARS!

    J. Epstein

  4. Guest says:

    I really hope CapIQ takes this idea and runs with it.

    Pitchbooks will be much more interesting.

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  5. who's that says:

    Lights on, creepily-jerking-it-in-the-background guy creepily jerking it in the background.

  6. Guest says:

    Facebook more important than sex?
    Apparently I'm missing something on facebook…

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  8. The Sword says:

    "Shooting a Fish in a Barrel"….Ha…I saw what you did there!

  9. Errrr says:

    Econ and Advertising majors, total sluts. Accounting, drunks. Engineering, socially inept drunks. Finance, what the hell is it we do again?

    PSU 86

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