Breathe easy, friends of Bob Diamond and the guy who wrote “Anything for you, Big Boy,” as a response to the request, “Can you manipulate Libor for me today when you’ve got a sec? Thanks a mill.” In this case we speak of Rachael Claire Martin, the ex-Barlcays employee who used customer funds to pay for breast augmentations, dental work, liposuction, drugs, alcohol, shoes, and jewelry, despite initially telling authorities she covered the tricks and treats with money she earned engaging in sex for payment (an excuse anyone else facing questioning for their own alleged misconduct should feel free to test out).
Mother-of-one and law graduate Rachael Martin, 24, ‘spent money like water’ after getting a job with Barclays in Liskeard, Cornwall, where she was responsible for dealing with cheques. The stolen cash paid for a breast enlargement, thought to be worth £4,000, dental work worth £1,700, and liposuction, as well as nights out, drink and drugs. She has now been jailed after stealing £46,000 in just two months from her employers. Extravagances included £1,687.95 at the Windsor Place dental surgery in Liskeard, and £500 on unspecified cosmetic surgery at Harley Medical, the court heard. Martin also lavished £670 at exclusive jewellers Tiffany, and £506 on a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes.
When she was arrested, Martin, from St Austell in Cornwall, told police she earned money as an escort in Bristol, adding that she was ‘a common prostitute’. But the claim was a cover for her criminal behaviour, said prosecutor Iain Leadbetter. Recorder Jeremy Wright jailed Martin, who has an eight-year-old son, for 52 weeks, telling her she had demonstrated a ‘concerted, clever and serious breach of trust’.
I stand by my previous assertion that she should have stole 100k
There's clearly no such thing as face lipo
Leadbetter ftmfw
so in terms of jail time in the uk; embezzlement > prostitution?
Guess that whole liposuction thing missed her cheeks.
let's be honest.. probably would
4k tits? No thanks.
I'll need the "After" pic before I cast my judgement
Really hope the 'people who cover up their crimes by claiming to be hookers' tag gets a lot of play.
I liked the previous pic because it had a JOMG quality to it
unrelated but – If it's green, smoke it…if it's pink, poke it
Nice. I see what you did there, and I like it.
- SEC Glasses Fetish Quant
and if its a donkey?
in her defense, if that pic only shows her legs up to her chest, she can qualify as a 6 or 7
Agree to disagree. Did you see my mugshot?
- L. Falcone
52 weeks in jail? I believe that is mathematically equivalent to one year in jail.
- UBS Calendar Quant
Well, someone has to prove whether their telling the truth or not, and if it's gotta be me, it's gotta be me.
Hmmm, good question, if it's sheep though I think RBS is your best bet.
I think it's legal there.
Her face looks like a chicken's butt
Where are the customers' implants?
If 75,000USD exceeded her annual salary, there is an employment arbitrage opportunity here. Assumption being they don't repo her tits.
MTV UK missed an excellent 16 and pregnant
=6500USD but yeah, no thanks.
eh, i'd wear her inner thighs as earmuffs.
Just a heads up: You posted a clever comment at 5:04 on a Friday. Nobody will ever see this, except for me.
len
In the end, she wound up looking like one of the booster's wives at an Alabama game.
pls watch my top 10 charlie sheen movies,thank you !
Hey!
–Guy Reading This on Saturday
English…it's hard
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-There,-Their-and-They%…
kQgiwu I really liked your article.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.
CsyzdH wow, awesome blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.
wfFAKs wow, awesome article post.Really thank you! Will read on…
ah3dAL A round of applause for your post.Really thank you! Really Cool.
8Lmis6 Say, you got a nice blog article.
AI2jDv Great article post.Really thank you! Will read on…
N7IKKj I think this is a real great blog post.Much thanks again. Will read on…
LXxaWm Really appreciate you sharing this post.Much thanks again. Will read on…
9EqN5w Really enjoyed this blog article. Cool.
RhkEWN A big thank you for your blog post.Really thank you! Awesome.
zCr1Om Muchos Gracias for your article.Thanks Again. Keep writing.
RPCzXD Really appreciate you sharing this article post. Will read on…
NJ6d1k Im thankful for the blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
XPeuKr I loved your post.Much thanks again. Keep writing.
Gfc7Yl Thank you ever so for you blog.Thanks Again.
TqRQMC Really appreciate you sharing this blog.Really thank you! Awesome.
2LpDsN I appreciate you sharing this post.Really thank you! Really Cool.
XlavN9 Thanks-a-mundo for the article post.Really looking forward to read more. Great.
2zJPe8 Very neat blog article.Much thanks again. Fantastic.
This makes much more sense than the Guardian blurb I heard about a woman getting arrested after a "four thousand pound breast enlargement". I was conjuring all sorts of horrible images; thanks DB.
ozYBAe Really appreciate you sharing this blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
r5Dqua Thank you ever so for you article post.
Zqt4yS Major thankies for the blog article. Want more.
vEbPo6 Very neat blog post.
OMqnv3 Thanks a lot for the article.Really thank you! Cool.
Y47hgo This is one awesome blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
Sadly that is the "After" pic
Send me your resume when you get out.
8 year old son?! She likes to party.
They arrested her for carrying that LV bag- hideous.
1st id love to say wonderful extremely awesome car. A freind of mine bought a 69 dart GTS with only 41000 original mi it was that copper color by using a blak vinal major 383 which has a four speed . He allow the car sit for several years i have to say the car was excellent i indicate flawless. He pulled the motor to place a built 440 in witch is fine but he sold the 383 Massive MISTAKE then he mini tubed the car . In other terms he ruined the car. WHAT A IDIOT THAT CAR WAS BEUITIFUL what a waste .a 41000 mi car i could of cried(i feel i did) anyways great car…