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  1. Posted by guest | September 7, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    In other news, CNBC watching retail investors think investing with Jim Cramer in 2009 wasn't such a bad idea either.

  2. Posted by pazzo83 | September 7, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Mr. Cramer, can you run this for BSC as well? Thanks in advance.

    – UBS Equities MD

  3. Posted by J Paulson | September 7, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Apparently Madoff was not invested in SinoForest.

  4. Posted by pazzo83 | September 7, 2012 at 11:46 AM

    If you invested $100 ~ four months ago in…

    Facebook, you'd have this today: $50.50

    – FYI guy

  5. Posted by NakedShort | September 7, 2012 at 11:52 AM

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  6. Posted by Andy Warthol | September 7, 2012 at 12:15 PM

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  7. Posted by guest | September 7, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Any of these beat a 5:1 levered long fund that invested in Target's stock

    -Guy who wonders what the difference between a shyster like Madoff and a shyster like Bill Ackman

  8. Posted by Billie Sol Estes | September 7, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    Mark Twain said to buy stocks that go up and don't buy stocks that don't go up. As to making money in stocks, like Ashley said to Elliot, "How hard can that be?"

  9. Posted by Guest | September 7, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Where's my 2008 fund on this list? At this point I'd just like to be on a list period.

    – Chris Flowers

  10. Posted by im_new_here | September 7, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    No one remembers the legitimate years.

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  11. Posted by pazzo83 | September 7, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Now that I think of it, showing up at the Senate back in March really turned out well.

    – J Caesar

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  13. Posted by B. Ackman | September 7, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    Hey!

  14. Posted by E. Cartman | September 7, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    The White Man's blankets are indeed quite warm.

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  15. Posted by E. Cartman | September 7, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Rough fumble, Chris. Way to leave it all on the field.

    – J. Dimon

  16. Posted by Guest | September 7, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    If you invested $100 ~ four years ago in Facebook, you'd have $1,000 today (well less if you use the $15b valuation for the MSFT stake, but still a sizable gain).

  17. Posted by Samuel Clemens | September 7, 2012 at 2:37 PM

    When all else fails, invest in typesetting machines.

  18. Posted by Giddens | September 7, 2012 at 2:53 PM

    We don't have final numbers yet on the Man Financial investment…

  19. Posted by What's your point? | September 7, 2012 at 4:11 PM

    And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

  20. Posted by jim cramer | September 7, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    you'd actually have a 100 because of SIPC, cnbc gets it right 100% of the time 0% of the time

  21. Posted by Guest | September 7, 2012 at 4:29 PM

    My point was that FYI guy should have chosen similar time frames to the original article since the point of the CNBC article (to the extent that CNBC ever has a point) was the current value of investments made in September 2008.

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    Actually you would have $49.95

    – Guy who invented the model to determine the length of the line at Chipotle at any give time

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