“I couldn’t even read the whole application,” he said to guffaws from several hundred young Jewish professionals gathered sipping on spirits and kosher wine at event space Chelsea Pearl to hear his advice on how to make it in finance. “I did review part of the application, about 40 pages [out of 500], and the information we provided doesn’t make any sesne to me. How could it possibly make sense to the SEC? It’s a complete waste of time,” he added. “They don’t know what they’re looking for, the just asked for everything in every possible way…I don’t believe the Dodd-Frank law is a positive piece of legislation,” he said dryly, understating his distaste. “I ordered the bill; there are 2,000 pages. I couldn’t read the table of contents. I don’t know anyone who has read it. I think it has retarded the recovery…it’s complete gobbledygook.” [AR]
John Paulson Pretty Sure Dodd-Frank, New Hedge Fund Disclosure Rules Are The Most Fakakta Thing He’s Seen In A Long Time
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Bess, where did you learn to speak yiddish?
Thank god that everyone who backed the bill didn't share Paulson's attitude and read all 2,000 pages… twice.
Bess,
It sounds like that event would have been a great opportunity for you to find a new bf ?
Matt could have been your wingman.
Creepy commenter is creepy.
Well I think your investment strategy has retarded your return profile.
Regards,
Dodd-Frank Act
Legend goes that you can taste Dodd on Barney's frank!
Front and back!
Using the word retarded and getting away with it is the NKI.
Only 2000 pages? Pu$$y.
Regards,
Tax code
There was a back?
-Nervous DPW Associate?
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Your assets imply intelligence, but your spray tan implies gobbledybullshit yourself good sir.
D/F
Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are.' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'
How can we imply anything when so many of us our gone?
"…asked for everything in every possible way."
American legislation = my bunga bunga parties!
S. Berlusconi for Congressman
Not even getting through a bill's Table of Contents and then declaring the entire thing "gobbledygook" is the NKI.
Wait, we actually have to read these things?
- Every US Congressman
Well, that and getting your picture on Opening Bell.
Given Paulson's distaste for it, is there any way to go long Dodd-Frank?
Nice pic!
working on bundling up some 'tards now – care for the equity tranche?
Go long Iron Mountain and Plum Creek Timber.
Our new fund has the option to hold excess cash in gobbledygook. Our strategy is to go long flimflam while shorting rigmarole in proportion to our conviction about macro mumbo jumbo.
Mmm. 2016.
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-Hillary Clinton
Wait, we actually have to be able to read?
-Every US Congressman
*fixed it for you
Pages 1283 – 1548 are just pages with variosu dried spittle-stain spots from Braney Frank's lower lip.
Is obvious nobody has read the whole thing, nobody has mentioned this yet.
What's does the fund's mandate say about trading widgets? Are you effectively hedged in case there's a brouhaha in the markets?
Why do they call it ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round…. they should call it roundtine.
FYI the board is also equally unrelenting in its down click punishment for non-creative/overall poor quality comments
You've been warned.
Well played.
not as a verb
Plum Creek Timber is over bought. I'd go with Sino-Forest.
Great a bunch of new Madoffs in the making…hide your money
The ultimate word in this category is "niggardly"
Hitler says what?
I think he is just swarthy my man.
what?
Hey! No like last part!
- Viet Cong Venture Capitalist.
Listen – I've been making awful, idiotic, nonsensical comments on this very message board since 2007. You think that a few or even very many upside down thumbs-up will deter me? No! No, they will not. I was born to write stupid shit and, goddamnit, I will continue to do so. Semper fi! Carpe diem! Latine est mortuus!
Well, that explains things..the Sino-Forest Prosup was 1000 pages long and didn't list the synthetic phantom trees in the TOC!
For some reason I read "down click" as "dick clown". Just thought I'd share that.
Disclosure for ye but not for me!
-G Sorros
Stop whining like a broad you homo.
-B. Frank
Matt Levine>Dodd-Frank
We are the silent majority.
We've got ACME, Inc on speed dial.
Your comments are great. Dont change, baby. Dont change
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