This Is A Clip Of A Credit Suisse Salesman* Getting Into A Physical Altercation Over A Cab, Being Aggressively Choked Out, And Ultimately Emerging VICTORIOUS

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52 Responses to “This Is A Clip Of A Credit Suisse Salesman* Getting Into A Physical Altercation Over A Cab, Being Aggressively Choked Out, And Ultimately Emerging VICTORIOUS”

  1. UBS says:

    More like United Ball Suckers, amirite?

  2. Joel Erzinger says:

    Childs play fellas

  3. gfgf says:

    I wonder if either broke a nail

  4. Paul says:

    This was clearly not about the cab, the client just wanted his money back.

  5. guest says:


  6. Laxbro says:


  7. Tyrannical Tbagger says:

    friday night sissy fights
    [youtube AJNAhVH_2GE youtube]

  8. Deal_Broker says:

    Layoffs Watch '12: Credit Suisse

  9. Brawler says:

    I'm on my way!!

    -Fat, pudgy kid outta nowhere

  10. Tubby says:

    He fights harder if you try to grab his food the fat F*ck!

  11. Lippy says:

    Nice choke hold on Lardo but he couldn't consumate too much fat in the way-

  12. Salads says:

    Did you say that fat slob's gut as he rolled into the cab Holy Shit!

  13. patsy says:

    What kind of salesman did you say…pastries?

  14. guester says:


  15. Tim Geithner says:

    That was the sissiest fight since Barney Frank v. Maria Bartiromo.

    Compared to that these guys are UFC badasses:

  16. Guest says:

    I once saw an altercation between a BofA salesman and a passenger for a window seat on the bus to Bayonne.

  17. Guest says:

    Meh, typical Friday night.

    Sr Taco Bender,
    Taco Bell Penn Station

  18. Guest says:

    Looks more like a "mating dance" to me.

    UBS National Geographic Quant

  19. Candid Camera says:

    *Not shown: half-eaten Melt Shop grilled cheese sandwich wedged in the back seat

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  26. Chubs McFail says:

    Bloated and mid 40's. The men's rage and frustration stems from the stress and claustrophobia associated with an 8 year Tri-State area marriage gone south. Respective wives don't have skill sets or earning capacity, and they also don't touch penis. If the fighting men get laid off, they get bounced from Westchester. Kids end up in public school with classmates who carry Nike drawstring backpacks (yikes). The fighting men seek solace in the arms of lukewarm Corona Lights and Ambien, topped off with covert iPhone beat off sessions in well stocked garages. This is the highlight of their respective days. This is what awaits when you get married.

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  30. guest says:

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  31. Senor Alpha says:

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  32. NYAC Bartender says:

    I remember these guys from Margarita Night last spring.

  33. OpportunityCost says:

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  34. HankPaulson says:

    Fat people are amusing. Kudos to the cameraman for bringing us an entertaining clip. Maybe if the fat guy walked more instead of taking cabs he could get rid of the gut.

  35. longpond says:

    video has unfortunately been pulled from youtube.

  36. R. Gracie says:


  37. nick says:

    white guys fighting. lol.

  38. Guest says:

    Listen, he had a 6.30 appt with his "friend" and if he was late, some D-Bag from the UN was going to get in there first. His persistence is to be commended. Also, considering how much asphixiation he requests with said friend, that attempt at a headlock was child's play.

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