• 24 Sep 2012 at 6:15 PM

This Is A Clip Of A Credit Suisse Salesman* Getting Into A Physical Altercation Over A Cab, Being Aggressively Choked Out, And Ultimately Emerging VICTORIOUS

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Comments (52)

  1. 1
    Posted by UBS | September 24, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    More like United Ball Suckers, amirite?

  2. 2
    Posted by Joel Erzinger | September 24, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Childs play fellas

  3. 3
    Posted by gfgf | September 24, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    I wonder if either broke a nail

  4. 4
    Posted by Paul | September 24, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    This was clearly not about the cab, the client just wanted his money back.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    Bitch!!!

  6. 6
    Posted by Laxbro | September 24, 2012 at 7:09 PM

    Pikers

  7. 7
    Posted by Tyrannical Tbagger | September 24, 2012 at 7:43 PM

    friday night sissy fights
    [youtube AJNAhVH_2GE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJNAhVH_2GE youtube]

  8. 8
    Posted by Deal_Broker | September 24, 2012 at 7:43 PM

    Layoffs Watch '12: Credit Suisse

  9. 9
    Posted by Brawler | September 24, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    I'm on my way!!

    -Fat, pudgy kid outta nowhere

  10. 10
    Posted by Tubby | September 24, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    He fights harder if you try to grab his food the fat F*ck!

  11. 11
    Posted by Lippy | September 24, 2012 at 8:09 PM

    Nice choke hold on Lardo but he couldn't consumate too much fat in the way-

  12. 12
    Posted by Salads | September 24, 2012 at 8:09 PM

    Did you say that fat slob's gut as he rolled into the cab Holy Shit!

  13. 13
    Posted by patsy | September 24, 2012 at 8:11 PM

    What kind of salesman did you say…pastries?

  14. 14
    Posted by guester | September 24, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    Bullish!?

  15. 15
    Posted by TheBRO | September 24, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    No.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | September 24, 2012 at 9:00 PM

    huh?

  17. 17
    Posted by Irate Ira | September 24, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    This is what happens when you have a year lockup and try to redeem early.

  18. 18
    Posted by Tim Geithner | September 24, 2012 at 10:15 PM

    That was the sissiest fight since Barney Frank v. Maria Bartiromo.

    Compared to that these guys are UFC badasses: http://imgur.com/r/funny/u9CAo

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | September 24, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    I once saw an altercation between a BofA salesman and a passenger for a window seat on the bus to Bayonne.

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | September 24, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    Meh, typical Friday night.

    Sr Taco Bender,
    Taco Bell Penn Station

  21. 21
    Posted by Guest | September 24, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    Looks more like a "mating dance" to me.

    UBS National Geographic Quant

  22. 22
    Posted by Candid Camera | September 25, 2012 at 12:15 AM

    *Not shown: half-eaten Melt Shop grilled cheese sandwich wedged in the back seat

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  34. 34
    Posted by guest | September 25, 2012 at 8:50 AM

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  35. 35
    Posted by Senor Alpha | September 25, 2012 at 8:59 AM

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  36. 36
    Posted by guest | September 25, 2012 at 9:06 AM

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  37. 37
    Posted by Heisenberg | September 25, 2012 at 10:02 AM

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  38. 38
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  39. 39
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  40. 40
    Posted by HankPaulson | September 25, 2012 at 10:34 AM

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  41. 41
    Posted by TCB | September 25, 2012 at 10:44 AM

    What's in the briefcase ?

    "crackers"

  42. 42
    Posted by meaty paw | September 25, 2012 at 10:46 AM

    doubt he would have felt it

  43. 43
    Posted by longpond | September 25, 2012 at 11:08 AM

    video has unfortunately been pulled from youtube.

  44. 44
    Posted by R. Gracie | September 25, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    Weak..

  45. 45
    Posted by nick | September 25, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    white guys fighting. lol.

  46. 46
    Posted by Motives | September 25, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    Funny – I was just thinking that this was better than your average NBA fight.

    - Examined

  47. 47
    Posted by Guest | September 25, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    Listen, he had a 6.30 appt with his "friend" and if he was late, some D-Bag from the UN was going to get in there first. His persistence is to be commended. Also, considering how much asphixiation he requests with said friend, that attempt at a headlock was child's play.

  48. 48
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    sometimes results in stabbing cabbies

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