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Caption Contest Thursday: Vintage Dalio


Bridgewater Mentor Ray Dalio and friends, circa 1976 [Clusterstock]

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  1. Alt_EST says:

    Its not a purse. It's European.

  2. wildebeest says:

    the long lost first chapter of principles: jorts.

  3. gUEST says:

    I enjoy the thought of someone clicking the "cut-off jean shorts" tag one day and getting presented with this as the first picture.

  4. Joking Hyena says:

    Why so serious guy in the white shirt?

    • PermaGuestII says:

      "Must not look drunk and stoned. Must not look drunk and stoned. Must not look drunk and stoned"

      -guy in white shirt, thinking to himself.

      • Fortune Teller says:

        From Clusterstock: We don't know who the guy in the middle is, but we're told the guy on the right is none other than Bill Murphy, the founder of GATA, a group whose mission is to expose the government's long term manipulation of the gold market.

        So yea, repeat that for the next thirty odd years with some rubbish about gold market manipulation and sounds like we've got this guy's life dead to rights.

      • SellTheBorrow says:

        Under the bleachers. Lights on. Daisy dukes around my ankles. Camera self timer set.

        – guy in yellowish shirt, thinking to himself

      • Guest says:

        At least he had his shirt on!

        -Philip Toub

  5. altlitsmoker says:

    Ray Dalio being not gay in 1976.

  6. guest says:

    Thumbs up if your sexuality is open to interpretation.

  7. Dow30Thou says:

    The threesome reportedly had a falling out shortly thereafter, but rekindled the relationships in the late nineties. Said Dalio on the subject years later; “its all water under the bridge now.”

  8. Guest says:

    If we all had to answer for outfits we wore back in the 1970's, I think a whole lot of us would be in trouble.

    – Guy who is aware of the existence of photographic evidence of him wearing Toughskins back in the 70's

    • J. Watson & F. Crick says:

      A woman is born with all the eggs she will ever produce, no?
      -Guy who was born well after the 70's but assumes he was a zygote or something back then and was dressed in DNA

  9. Guest says:

    yes, oh my god yes, maybe

  10. Gozer says:

    "I think I am going to like house sitting."
    "Uh… ya!"

  11. Ghost says:

    And this is picture of me and Pauly Shore with our CIA handler in Rio

  12. Guest says:

    Back in those days, everyone was long LSD.

  13. E. Cartman says:

    ♫♫ Tall and tan and young and lovely… ♫♫

  14. Gonzo says:

    From left to right: Ray, Gay, Pimp

  15. Guest says:

    More evidence that drugs were way too abundant in the 70s.

  16. Dow30Thou says:

    Ray Dalio; going all in on short sales since 1976.

  17. OpportunityCost says:

    When you see it, you will shit bricks.

  18. Movie Buff says:

    "Psst…your balls are showing."

  19. Perfect Dalio says:

    Standing tall, on the wings of my dream. Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.

  20. Guest says:

    "Push it to the limit!"

    -Tony Montana.

  21. Guest says:

    These guys look like hash smugglers on holiday in Istanbul.

  22. guest says:

    What do you expect when the wives forget to do the laundry?

  23. Encounter Group says:

    As long as they were having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, they were sound as a pound.

  24. Mexi_Cant says:

    October 11th is National Coming Out Day after all….

  25. Sgt Hulka says:

    (guy on the right) "Lighten up Francis"

  26. Guest says:

    Say hello to my little friends!

  27. And another thing says:

    I'm not sure who has a more ironic boner lurking beneath the surface – Dalio, or the guy in the Custom Shirts ad.

  28. Looper84 says:

    menage a douche

  29. Dateraider says:

    His name was Raymond,
    he was a showgirl
    with a birds nest worth of hair and his jeans cut down to there
    he would merengue and do the cha-cha
    and while he tried to be a star
    Billy looked out for gold bars
    across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
    they were young and they had each other
    who could ask for more?

    at the Copa, Copacabana…

  30. Sean says:

    Starting on the left: Yes, Yes, lose the glasses YES.

  31. Guy with A.D.D. says:

    And this is one from when I met up with my cousin Balki Bartokomous in Rio.

  32. Guest says:

    Shortly before the photo:

    Analyst: "Mr. Dalio, I really believe Music Corporation of America is our next big winner, they recently created a record label and have signed the likes of Elton John and Neil Diamond!"

    Ray: "Yo man, you still haven't answered my question. Why, MCA?"

  33. Guest says:

    Anyone know how to say where can I buy KY jelly in Portuguese?

  34. güest says:

    isn't that Paul Tudor Jones on the right, circa "Trader"?

  35. Dozens of us says:

    I understand more than you'll Never Know.

  36. Max says:

    Dude on the far left says….. Being Pauly Shore's brother no longer gets you residual booty. Bring back the 90's.

  37. aka Rocco says:

    Hey bois, let me show you how "the machine" works.

  38. Guest says:

    it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

  39. Johnson says:

    Brazilian version of the Village People: Ray, Gay , CIA

  40. Bored Guest says:

    +1'd, despite the stutter.

  41. Jimmy Two Times says:

    Well put.