In other GL third quarter updates, sources at Brovada say the investment team has swung from two point underdogs to 13.5 point favorites in the annual interoffice basketball game and the Greenlight baby-making machine continues to around the clock.

Greenlight Capital 3rd Quarter Letter 2012 [PDF]
Related (-ish): The Search For Einhorn’s Gold

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  1. Posted by AIFManletQuant | October 24, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    5ft9 almost basketball state champ > MBA + CFA

  2. Posted by Puck It | October 24, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    Babies > Aggies

  3. Posted by Guest | October 24, 2012 at 1:18 PM

    Girlfriends > MBA + CFA + CPA

  4. Posted by Steve | October 24, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Any relation to Abe Frohman, The sausage king of Chicago?

  5. Posted by Guest from Alabama | October 24, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    Where da gold at?

  6. Posted by D. Sheridan | October 24, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    I'm opening the Investment vs. Operations O/U at 31.5.

  7. Posted by Bejujular | October 24, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    Linsanity will rise again?

  8. Posted by asdf678 | October 24, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Glad to see Greenlight Capital has nice handwriting when writing its signature

  9. Posted by guest | October 24, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    GO Lumberjacks!

    Charlie Wilson
    Nachadoches, TX

  10. Posted by Laxbro | October 24, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Girlfriends Slams > MBA + CFA + CPA

    Fixed. HTH

  11. Posted by Guest | October 24, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Gold Rolex watches are generally the worst at retaining value. A pragmatic douchebag would be better served stockpiling stainless steel Daytonas.

    - Hyper-literal guy

  12. Posted by LetsBreel | October 24, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Reads a bit like Leviticus.

  13. Posted by guest | October 24, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Summa Cum Laude From Steven F Austin State > CFA?

  14. Posted by CME | October 24, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Jim's Original >

  15. Posted by Zombassnes | October 24, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    And I will continue to stockpile brainzzz!!!

  16. Posted by Puck It | October 24, 2012 at 2:05 PM
  17. Posted by guest | October 24, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    It's not called the Harvard of the Texas Panhandle for nothing.

    (note: not a clue if it's actually located in the panhandle)

  18. Posted by 2 cubes over | October 24, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    try google maps. but it's east texas, so pretty close to LA.

  19. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 24, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    I hate you Andrew Frohman, I hate your

    -Every Bulge Bracket Analyst on WS

  20. Posted by America is Grade 'D' | October 24, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Gold Watches! Gold Chains! I've got some fly personal hygene equipiment here.
    Check it out!

  21. Posted by Guest | October 24, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    I just can't seem to wrap my head around the fact Stone Cold Steve Austin started a university.

  22. Posted by Mark Moseley | October 24, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    Thanks for the props for my alma mater.

    - Straight on placekicker, leading scorer for the Redskins, and sole placekicker to receive the league MVP.

  23. Posted by guest | October 24, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    My iPhone 5 map said it was in Park Slope.

  24. Posted by Guest | October 24, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    They specialize in drinkin' beer and kickin' ass… and they're always almost outta beer.

  25. Posted by Hulk Hogan | October 24, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    I'd like to know if the students there do their own laundry.

  26. Posted by guest | October 24, 2012 at 3:10 PM

    actually winning at something > bronze at maccabiah games > "almost went to the state championship" in high school

  27. Posted by Bored Guest | October 24, 2012 at 3:14 PM

    Your thoughts on Hobbit Slams, when you have the chance…

  28. Posted by Bored Guest | October 24, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    …your guts? your face? What do you hate, Analyst??

  29. Posted by Have the Technology | October 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM

    But the beer supply . . . they can rebuild it.

  30. Posted by oki | October 24, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    can someone explain to me why greenlight’s dallas office keeps hiring these relatively obscure research analysts? WSO taught me that hedge fund guys are all Ivey League double Math/Physics majors.

  31. Posted by Guest | October 24, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    Should never have turned down that lean, mean grilling machine.

    George.

  32. Posted by Lee Majors | October 24, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    Hey!

  33. Posted by Frank | October 25, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    Andrew: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
    David: No, you don't.
    Andrew: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
    David: No, they didn't.
    Andrew: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right…?

  34. Posted by Guest | October 25, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    All new students are expected to be able to chug six beers in two minutes after enduring a Stone Cold Stunner from Steve Austin himself.

  35. Posted by John | October 25, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    Bet Einhorn does not have this iTunes app gold watch — FREE Gold Price Watch

  36. Posted by this website | November 20, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    get the google maps