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JPMorgan’s Security Team Almost Didn’t Let This Happen

Dimon recalls that when he e-mailed his senior executives, back in 2010, first proposing the JPMorgan Chase bus tour, which is designed to demonstrate to clients, employees, and important people around the country that the bank is a force for good in the world. But, as in almost everything related to JPMorgan, Dimon prevailed. “That’s bullshit. We have to live our lives and do the right thing,” he told them…At stop after stop, the executives emerged from their bus cocoon into what they called “the Tunnel of Love,” where employees surrounded them for hugs, fist pumps, and high fives. [VF]

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  1. 2_Small_2_Bail says:

    Next time, please clarify what is expected of us when you get off the bus. I'm so flustered.

    -Fist-Grabbing High-Five Quant

  2. swisshedge says:

    Fisting at a bank???
    Was HR present?

  3. Assistant says:

    Senior Exec: (Getting off bus) Damn, the girls Rick's is getting are ugly…
    Assistant: Ummmm, they're employees Sir, we're doing a bus tour to restore morale.
    SE: Really, thought we were hitting a Strip Club, you know, Team Building.
    A: Ah, not really sir.
    SE: Right, (Loudly), GOOD JOB EVERYBODY, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, get me the hell outta here.

  4. Guest says:

    "Dimon recalls that when he e-mailed his senior executives, back in 2010, first proposing the JPMorgan Chase bus tour, which is designed to demonstrate to clients, employees, and important people around the country that the bank is a force for good in the world."

    VF needs to redo/complete this sentence.

  5. Bankers Gone Wild says:

    Bring Joe Francis along for this bus tour and then we have a story here…

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