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OH NO HE DI’INT!

Speaking on CNBC, Blankfein said he hasn’t read Smith’s Book, “Why I Left Goldman Sachs: A Wall Street Story,” which hit bookstores on Monday. He noted some reviewers said it wasn’t worth the hour and a half it would take to read. [Deal Journal]

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22 Responses to “OH NO HE DI’INT!”

  1. I'm here all week says:

    Oh yes he did

  2. Guest says:

    What the hell is taking Bandersnatch so long?

  3. Sean says:

    I'll take the under.

  4. Guest says:

    Greg, I treated you like the daughter I never had.

    -Jamie Blankdimon

  5. Guest says:

    He is going to skip right to the sequel "I worked for Goldman Sachs and I all got left is this lousy t-shirt"

  6. NYAC Bartender says:

    Better 1.5 hr reads: How Logistics Can Improve Your Relationship with Customers by Sponsored Content.

    • Guest says:

      Better 1.5 hr read (con't) – "Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work On Wall Street" – LSO

  7. Im_a_Dude says:

    Doesn't UPS hire temp workers this time of year?
    I bet that "dark brown fedora" will go snappy with a dark brown UPS uniform.

  8. Guest says:

    I was worried we weren't going to get a picture of a bald guy today.

  9. Guest says:

    90 minutes because he's skipping the chapters plagiarized from old Bloomberg articles?

  10. Guy with A.D.D. says:

    Lloyd was also overheard saying of Smith:
    "Eyes in the front, likes to hunt, eyes on the side, likes to hide; and hide he should"

  11. Guest says:

    The striking similarity between Lord Blankfein and PingPong Smith's alien eyes is uncanny.

    – UBS Eye Quant

  12. Virtual reality says:

    If smith and blankfein stood side by side and bent over you'd see one huge ass…….

    Cheek to cheek

  13. It's called Pullman Brown

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