• 10 Oct 2012 at 12:37 PM

What? Joe Kernen Asks A Lot Of Squawk Box Guests If Their Employees Are Virgins Or Not

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Why is everyone acting like that’s so awkward? Why is Becky turning bright red? Why is Andrew wishing there were a trap door under his chair? Why is the other guest looking at Woody Johnson like “Wow…” Oh, well just excuse the hell out of me. No, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we couldn’t ask the questions that everyone is thinking. No, no, it’s fine, I’ll just awkwardly change the subject by complimenting Woody’s tie and maybe in the future Dr. J takes his completely reasonable queries elsewhere.

Comments (35)

  1. 1
    Posted by NakedShort | October 10, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    Thank God he didnt bring up Tila Tequila

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    That's a question we ask during summer analyst interviews.
    Is that not normal?

  3. 3
    Posted by sme | October 10, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    Joe K. is going to OWN the nursing home someday…

  4. 4
    Posted by @HPhenomenal | October 10, 2012 at 1:30 PM

    Kernen has become senile.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    I lost my virginity in the Equinox men's steam room after I drank an entire bottle of Aqua Velva.

  6. 6
    Posted by inlovewithpmco | October 10, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    Kernan is a d bag, that has started to believe he has power in the media

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | October 10, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    Tila Tequila would have been better than Rich Kotite.

  8. 8
    Posted by Grand Lizzard | October 10, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    Worst comment in the history of Equinox.

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Actually, from my experience it is a common question presented to shift managers at the Olive Garden.

  10. 10
    Posted by VonSloneker | October 10, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Is nothing sacred?

    - Lolo Jones

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Let me guess, they only hire virgins?

  12. 12
    Posted by CNBC HR | October 10, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    To All:

    Please join me in congratulating Joe Kernen as he has just been promoted to resident Uncle Lonely. Mr. Kernen has spent the past how many years as Senior Loose Cannon on Squawk Box. In his new position as resident Uncle Lonely, he will spend his days showing up early for company parties, making inappropriate comments to female staffers, and stinking up the men’s room.

    CNBC Human Capital Management

  13. 13
    Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | October 10, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Actually….. Extra Virgins

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    Mormons are freaks!

    So are the Welsh.

  15. 15
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    Yes, so what?

    - DE Shaw HR

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Yes, Joe, I am a virgin. And so is my mom.

    - T. Tebow

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    A five minute clip, and we still didn't get to know? Outrage.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:45 PM

    I still want to make the sexy time with Quick.

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    You have to be a virgin.

  20. 20
    Posted by Guy with A.D.D. | October 10, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    Timothy, there's actually something I need to tell you.

    -Mary

  21. 21
    Posted by Joe | October 10, 2012 at 3:41 PM

    And exactly what is that, honey?

  22. 22
    Posted by Rachael Ray | October 10, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    EVOO

    Rachael Ray

  23. 23
    Posted by Warren B | October 10, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Don't touch my Becky.

  24. 24
    Posted by Peter | October 10, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    I don't know about senile, but he is an insufferable moron. Not even Becky can save that show.

  25. 25
    Posted by Dick4aTick | October 10, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Set up like a bowling pin…

  26. 26
    Posted by LAZbanker | October 10, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    Same here, but it was Snake Juice that did it for me.

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | October 10, 2012 at 5:08 PM

    What a loser.

    J. Biden

  28. 28
    Posted by SellTheBorrow | October 10, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    anyone named Woody Johnson shouldn't have to answer questions about virginity

  29. 29
    Posted by Dick Peters | October 10, 2012 at 11:06 PM

    Seconded.

  30. 30
    Posted by Rod Root | October 10, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    The motion passes.

  31. 31
    Posted by Miles Long | October 11, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Present.

  32. 32
    Posted by Shame Branch | October 11, 2012 at 12:45 PM

    Meeting adjourned.

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