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What? Joe Kernen Asks A Lot Of Squawk Box Guests If Their Employees Are Virgins Or Not

Why is everyone acting like that’s so awkward? Why is Becky turning bright red? Why is Andrew wishing there were a trap door under his chair? Why is the other guest looking at Woody Johnson like “Wow…” Oh, well just excuse the hell out of me. No, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we couldn’t ask the questions that everyone is thinking. No, no, it’s fine, I’ll just awkwardly change the subject by complimenting Woody’s tie and maybe in the future Dr. J takes his completely reasonable queries elsewhere.

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35 Responses to “What? Joe Kernen Asks A Lot Of Squawk Box Guests If Their Employees Are Virgins Or Not”

  1. NakedShort says:

    Thank God he didnt bring up Tila Tequila

  2. Guest says:

    That's a question we ask during summer analyst interviews.
    Is that not normal?

  3. sme says:

    Joe K. is going to OWN the nursing home someday…

  4. @HPhenomenal says:

    Kernen has become senile.

  5. Guest says:

    I lost my virginity in the Equinox men's steam room after I drank an entire bottle of Aqua Velva.

  6. inlovewithpmco says:

    Kernan is a d bag, that has started to believe he has power in the media

  7. Guest says:

    Actually, from my experience it is a common question presented to shift managers at the Olive Garden.

  8. VonSloneker says:

    Is nothing sacred?

    – Lolo Jones

  9. CNBC HR says:

    To All:

    Please join me in congratulating Joe Kernen as he has just been promoted to resident Uncle Lonely. Mr. Kernen has spent the past how many years as Senior Loose Cannon on Squawk Box. In his new position as resident Uncle Lonely, he will spend his days showing up early for company parties, making inappropriate comments to female staffers, and stinking up the men’s room.

    CNBC Human Capital Management

  10. Guest says:

    Mormons are freaks!

    So are the Welsh.

  11. Guest says:

    Yes, so what?

    – DE Shaw HR

  12. Guest says:

    Yes, Joe, I am a virgin. And so is my mom.

    – T. Tebow

  13. Guest says:

    A five minute clip, and we still didn't get to know? Outrage.

  14. Guest says:

    I still want to make the sexy time with Quick.

  15. Guest says:

    What a loser.

    J. Biden

  16. SellTheBorrow says:

    anyone named Woody Johnson shouldn't have to answer questions about virginity

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    Present.

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