November 2012

  • News, Write-Offs

    Write-Offs: 11.30.12

    $$$ Plaintiffs’ lawyers somehow turn nonbinding “say on pay” votes into shakedown opportunity [Reuters, related]

    $$$ How a desperate HP suspended disbelief for Autonomy deal [Reuters]

    $$$ Virtu, Getco Start Examining Knight Trading’s Books [Deal Journal]

    $$$ Carl Icahn and the Oshkosh board are still fighting [WSJ]

    $$$ National Bank of Poland Working Paper: “Would it have paid to be in the eurozone?” (Spoiler: no) [NBP]

    $$$ John Cochrane and Cliff Asness critique Warren Buffett on taxes [Grumpy Economist]

    $$$ Somebody’s using bitcoins [BBW]

    $$$ A financial institution is looking for a risk manager in Charlotte [DBCC]

    $$$ Detroit on the Verge of Insolvency, Again [WSJ]

    $$$ Duke Energy’s Latest C.E.O. Drama [DealBook]

    $$$ Goldman Pushes Subprime ABX Index as Housing Rebounds [Bloomberg]

    $$$ BlackRock, Rialto Dump Some of Their ‘Skin’ in CMBS Game [MarketBeat]

    $$$ Lindsay Lohan Gets Unsolicited Legal Advice from Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis [NYO]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 7:04 PM
  • News

    CEO Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For Defrauding Investors Wishes He’d Made His Intent To Screw Them A Bit More Clear, In Retrospect

    Timothy S. Durham, the onetime chief executive officer of National Lampoon Inc., was sentenced to […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 6:31 PM
  • cows, possibly European

    News

    EFSF Conveniently Downgraded

    Here are two tiny little puzzles about Moody’s’s’s downgrade of the European Financial Stability Facility […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 6:17 PM
  • What? Can *YOU* name the current head - sorry, Acting Chairman - of the FDIC? No Googling.

    News

    Some Banks Hoping To Be Too Small To Fail

    I feel like if I were the Financial Services Roundtable and I wanted to send […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 5:29 PM
  • Madame+Tussauds+Unveils+Wax+Figure+Jennifer+HeTfrf2H53vl

    News

    Those Were The Days

    In 2006, one unnamed US finance firm was said to have held its London Christmas […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 4:08 PM
  • jeffreygundlachbarrons-260x173

    News

    You Can Add The FBI To The (Long) List Of People Impressed With Jeffrey Gundlach’s Brain

    There is no denying that Jeffrey Gundlach is a hugely talented man whose IQ would rank among the highest in the world if he ever had it tested. “What’s it like having lunch with a genius,” he once asked a colleague, who presumably answered, “To be honest, it’s giving me an inferiority complex just breathing the same air as you, knowing that your brain is the standard for how intelligence will be measured from now until the end of eternity.” Until recently, however, the application of Gundlach’s brilliance was largely confined to bond management. According to a new profile by Bloomberg Markets, though, Gundlach’s intellectual prowess is just as if not more impressive when it comes to crime solving.

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 2:54 PM
  • jamesgormanmorganstanleytradingfloor-260x143

    News

    James Gorman Will Say Something Nice About Wall Street When Wall Street Earns It

    If you’re looking for a cheerleader, go bark up another tree.

    “Say you want to be out ahead of it and give a lot of speeches and talk about all the good we’re doing,” Gorman said today at an industry conference in New York. “And then some trader does some stupid thing like this guy at UBS did and he’s in jail and all bets are off,” Gorman said. He was referring to Kweku Adoboli, the UBS AG trader convicted of fraud this month in the largest unauthorized trading loss in British history…Traders at New York-based Morgan Stanley had too much latitude in the past, “what I call having an outsized sandbox,” Gorman, 54, said at the conference, which was sponsored by the Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association. “Until we can be really confident we’ve got discipline around the sandboxes, I think you have to be really careful not to be holier than thou,” Gorman said. “We’re going to be in the doghouse for a while.”

    Incidentally, this would a good time to mention that Gorman’s bonus policy instituted last January– STFU or GTFO— still stands.

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 12:05 PM
  • Get out your yardsticks.

    News

    New York Times Finds A Weird Way To Kick Steve Cohen When He’s Down

    You may be aware that noisy Asia-focused short-seller Muddy Waters is in a fight with […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 11:36 AM
  • News

    This Is Happening: Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night

    Do you want to hear something that Matt and I have been up to the […]

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 9:30 AM
  • BURGER KING IPO

    Opening Bell

    Opening Bell: 11.30.12

    Germany Approves Greek Aid (WSJ)
    German parliamentarians approved with an overwhelming majority a package of new aid measures for Greece Friday, clinching support for a plan to close a €14 billion ($18.17 billion) gap in the heavily indebted nation’s finances and to ready a near €44 billion tranche of promised aid. The vote shows that German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been able to consolidate the support of her center-right coalition of Christian Democrats and Free Democrats, many of whom have expressed skepticism that Greece can be saved without significant costs to German taxpayers. Her coalition voted 90% in favor of the measures.

    Leave “fairy world” behind, Draghi tells euro zone (Reuters)
    “We have not yet emerged from the crisis,” Draghi told Europe 1 radio. “The recovery for most of the euro zone will certainly begin in the second half of 2013.” “The crisis has shown that we were living in a fairy world,” the ECB chief later added at a conference with top financial officials, pointing to the unsustainable debts, weak banks and poor policy coordination that gave birth to the crisis three years ago.

    Obama Takes ‘Fiscal Cliff’ on the Road; Republicans Stew (CNBC)
    President Barack Obama, reapplying his re-election campaign theme of protecting the middle class, heads to Pennsylvania on Friday suggesting that Republicans could spoil Christmas by driving the country over the “fiscal cliff.” The president’s road trip, visiting a factory that makes Hasbro’s [HAS 38.60 — UNCH ] Tinkertoys, is infuriating Republicans. House Speaker John Boehner called it a “victory lap” as he rejected Obama’s proposals to avoid the cliff, the combination of tax increases and spending cuts set to start taking effect in January.

    Berkshire Hathaway, CaixaBank Agree to Reinsurance Deal (WSJ)
    Berkshire Hathaway will pay CaixaBank SA million €600 million ($778.7 million) for the future cash flow from a portfolio of life insurance policies, the Barcelona-based bank said Friday, a rare dip into a fiscally stressed euro-zone country for the investment firm run by Warren Buffett.

    If You Like Late Nights, Try Being an Analyst in Hungary (WSJ)
    As the clock ticked toward midnight on a recent night, stock analyst Gergely Gabler sat sleepily in his pajamas at the small desk in his bedroom, waiting. Then, just after 12, he sprang into action, evaluating the newly released earnings report of Hungary’s largest bank. For the next two hours, Mr. Gabler worked on a report about OTP Bank’s performance for clients of his firm, Hungarian brokerage Equilor Investments, before catching some shut eye, only to awake about 3½ hours later so he could be in his office to field questions by 7 a.m. Burning the midnight oil is a painful quarterly tradition for analysts and financial journalists in Hungary, where the country’s biggest blue-chip companies publish their results in the wee hours, after markets in New York have closed and long before they open anywhere in Europe. “I’m a night owl, so I don’t mind staying up,” Mr. Gabler said. The hard part, the 28-year-old said, is getting out of bed the next day. That morning, he grabbed a red-and-black can of Hell, a caffeine-laden Hungarian energy drink, to fuel his workday.

    Moody’s Puts Aston Martin on Watch for Downgrade (NYT)
    “The review was prompted by a significant deterioration in Aston Martin’s liquidity profile as per end September 2012, caused by a much weaker cash generation and operating performance in the third quarter than anticipated by the company and compared to Moody’s expectations,” Falk Frey, a Moody’s analyst, said in a statement.

    Harvard Approves BDSM Group (Crimson)
    It started last October with a meal in Currier dining hall with a handful of friends who shared something in common: an affinity for kinky sex. More than a year after the group first began informally meeting over meals to discuss issues and topics relating to kinky sex, Harvard College Munch has grown from seven to about 30 members and is one of 15 student organization that will be approved by the Committee on Student Life this Friday. Michael, who was granted anonymity by The Crimson to protect his privacy, is the founder of Munch, an informal lunch or dinner meeting for people across the kink community. For him, the recognition will provide a sense of ease for current and future members, knowing they are receiving institutional support. “It’s a little hyperbolic for me to get teary-eyed and paternal about sophomores, but it’s really a joy to see the experience they will have now,” Michael said. Michael said there are many benefits to being officially recognized on campus such as being able to poster for events and promote Munch’s presence…But for Michael, the biggest advantage to being recognized comes with “the fact of legitimacy,” he said. “[Our recognition] shows we are being taken seriously.” Mae, a member of the organization who asked to be identified by her middle name, said since its formation the group has provided her with a comfortable space to discuss her interests. “I didn’t think that anyone was even remotely interested [in kink] on campus,” Mae said. “It’s a community where you can feel safe, and you can feel comfortable talking about [kink].”

    Cohen’s Damage Control (NYP)
    Beleaguered hedge fund honcho Steve Cohen held a conference call yesterday for his roughly 1,000 employees to explain potential civil charges against his firm, SAC Capital Advisors. The call with SAC’s employees went over similar talking points as the call with investors the previous day, according to a person familiar with the call. In the latest call, officials notified employees that last week, the $14 billion Stamford, Conn., hedge fund received a Wells Notice from the Securities and Exchange Commission tied to trading by a former portfolio manager who was arrested Nov. 20 on insider trading charges.

    McDonald’s Starved for Ideas as Burger King Lures Diners (Bloomberg)
    Burger King has been excelling at a game McDonald’s worked to perfect years ago, introducing a steady stream of new menu items, such as snack wraps and gingerbread sundaes for the holidays. McDonald’s has “not had anything to talk about of substance,” Michael Kelter, a New York-based analyst at Goldman Sachs Group Inc., said in an interview. “People are going elsewhere.”

    Hong Kong IPOs Generate Little Excitement (WSJ)
    Hong Kong appears unlikely to regain its position as the world’s top venue for initial public offerings anytime soon. In recent days, the city’s biggest IPO in two years drew only lukewarm support, while another deal ran up against insufficient demand and a third was postponed.

    Recession Left Baby Bust as U.S. Births Lowest Since 1920 (Bloomberg)
    The country’s birth rate fell 8 percent from 2007 to 2010, according to a Pew Research Center report. The rate dropped 6 percent for U.S.-born women and plummeted 14 percent for foreign-born females since 2007, the onset of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. The decline continued last year to the lowest point since records began in 1920.

    Rogue caviar fugitive Mario Garbarino admits his guilt in fishy egg smuggling scheme (NYDN)
    Isidoro (Mario) Garbarino, 69, who went on the lam 23 years ago pleaded guilty Thursday to smuggling $10 million worth of Russian and Iranian savruga and beluga to New York more than two decades ago. Garbarino’s plea deal requires him to pay $3 million in restitution. He also faces up to four years in prison when he is sentenced in January. Garbarino, a supplier to fancy gourmet shops including Zabar’s, was indicted in 1987 for cheating the government on import duties. Feds say his Bronx company, Aquamar Gourmet Imports, engaged in an elaborate scheme to smuggle more than 100,000 pounds of the expensive delicacy from 1984 to 1987. As part of the plot, Garbarino switched the high-quality caviar with much cheaper American caviar which he then sold to Pan Am, other airlines and cruise ships operators as the real thing. In 1989, Garbarino fled. He was nabbed two months ago in Panama and extradited to New York.
    “Isidoro Garbarino ran his high-end importation business in a low-end way — cheating the government out of millions of dollars in tax revenues and defrauding his international clients who paid top dollar for exotic caviar they did not receive,” said Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara…Garbarino admitted he “occasionally misrepresented the nature of the caviar” to avoid paying the required taxes.

    / Nov 30, 2012 at 9:29 AM
  • Write-Offs

    Write-Offs: 11.29.12

    $$$ Boehner Urges Obama to ‘Get Serious’ About Cliff Talks [Bloomberg] $$$ SAC’s assets increased […]

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 6:57 PM
  • best option

    News

    Insider Trading Pro Tip: IMing “i don’t want to go to jail” Won’t Make It Happen

    Once again we need to talk about insider trading. This SEC press release is about […]

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 3:09 PM
  • Credit Suisse

    News

    Layoffs Watch ’12: Credit Suisse

    Cuts are said to be going down circa now at the Swiss bank.

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 2:45 PM
  • steve-cohen-SAC-Capital

    News

    SAC Capital Invites Employees To Gather ‘Round For A Chat That Could Simply Be To Notify Everyone They’re Switching Fleece Manufacturers

    Aaahhh I love the Bank of England’s latest Financial Stability Report. I mean: I haven’t […]

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 12:00 PM
  • Bob-Diamond415

    News

    Barclays Has Fired All The Employees Involved In Libor Manipulation That Didn’t Slip Out A Side Door And Beat Them To The Punch

    Barclays has fired five employees following its internal investigation of the rigging of Libor interest […]

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 11:41 AM
  • mikecorbatweightlifting

    News

    Layoffs Watch ’12: Citigroup Has Begun The First Phase Of Its Total Body Makeover

    Back in October, new Citi CEO Mike Corbat’s personal trainer predicted that Vikram Pandit’s replacement would waste no time whipping the place into shape, just like he whipped himself into shape in 2010 with the fat-torching Spartacus Workout. Whereas someone else might’ve let the bank have until the new year to get serious, allowing for one last season of pigs in a blanket and egg nog and late night pizza and entire gingerbread houses, Citi’s day’s of “I’ll start the diet tomorrow” are over. Corbat’s  transformation plan starts TODAY.

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 11:29 AM
  • lloydblankfein

    Opening Bell

    Opening Bell: 11.29.12

    Blankfein: Seems Like “Fiscal Cliff” Deal Could Be “Reachable” (CNBC)
    Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein described President Barack Obama’s plan for Washington to reach an agreement on the “fiscal cliff” as detailed and “very credible.” However, he cautioned that marginal income tax rates may have to rise to seal a deal. In an interview with CNBC after meetings between the president and several CEOs, Blankfein said, of course, it’s hard to tell if a deal will be reached but “if I were involved in a negotiation like this, and everybody was purporting to be where they are, I would say that an agreement was reachable.” Blankfein said he thought concessions on both the revenue and entitlement sides would be necessary to reach a final deal to avert the fiscal cliff, when large spending cuts and tax increases are slated to take effect on Jan.1. “Look, at the end of the day, the most important value is to get the economy moving forward,” Blankfein said. “That’s not going to happen if our budget deficit keeps widening.” He added that the marginal income tax rate may have to rise in order to reach a deal. “I would prefer as low of a marginal rate as possible because it’s the marginal rate that provides the incentive to do incremental work by people, but I’m not dogmatic — I wouldn’t go to the end for that,” he said.

    Blankfein: “We Can All Be Winners Here” (CNBC)
    “The most important thing is that we increase the wealth pie of the United States and that we don’t reduce it. If we don’t sort out our economy people will be fighting over their slice of a shrinking pie. I think we can all be winners here, even those pay a marginally higher rate, or a bigger proportion of revenue, if they are winners, as we all will be, because the economy is improving.”

    Krugman: Fiscal Cliff Is No Way To Run A Country (HP)
    The Nobel Prize-winning economist expressed his frustration with the government’s endless budget wrangling, especially over the so-called fiscal cliff, during a Wednesday interview with WNYC. “It’s no way to run a country,” Krugman said, referring specifically to the prospect of going over the cliff, a decision that would trigger a series of tax hikes and spending cuts next year, which would probably slow the economy. Given the options though, Krugman admits going over the cliff might be preferable to the likely alternatives. “There is nothing in there [the fiscal cliff] that is going to cause the economy to implode,” Krugman said. “Better to go a few months into this thing if necessary than to have a panicked response or to give in to blackmail, which is certainly the question that’s facing President Obama.” In Krugman’s view, the fiscal cliff “has nothing to do with the budget deficit,” he added. “This is about a dysfunctional political process. It’s about kind of a self-inflicted wound here.” Krugman’s not alone in his view that jumping over the cliff may be preferable to giving in to Congressional Republicans’ demands. Peter Orszag, a former economic adviser to President Barack Obama, and Robert Greenstein, president of the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, have both said recently that the jumping off the cliff may end up the country’s best option.

    Foreign Banks Rebuffed By Fed (WSJ)
    Daniel Tarullo, who is responsible for shaping banking policy at the Federal Reserve, said in a speech Wednesday that the central bank will require foreign banks with large U.S. operations to house their U.S. arms in corporate structures that comply with requirements under the Dodd-Frank Act. Mr. Tarullo didn’t specify which foreign banks would need to adhere to the new structure. But the change would bring Germany’s Deutsche Bank and the U.K.’s Barclays back under a regulatory regime they tried to escape through corporate restructurings.

    EU Clears Spanish Bank Rescue (WSJ)
    European Union regulators gave the green light to €37 billion ($47.9 billion) in euro-zone funding for Spain’s stricken banking sector on Wednesday, setting in motion a long-term cleanup. In exchange, four nationalized banks agreed to make sharp cuts in their balance sheets and payrolls—a retrenchment that carries the risk of intensifying Spain’s credit crunch in the midst of a deep recession.

    Argentina wins debt reprieve, default averted for now (Reuters)
    Argentina has won a reprieve against having to pay $1.33 billion next month to “holdout” investors who rejected a restructuring of its defaulted debt and have waged a long legal battle to be paid in full. A U.S. appeals court granted an emergency stay order on Wednesday that gives Argentina more time to fight a debt ruling favoring the holdout creditors and eases investor fears of a new default as early as next month. Last week, U.S. District Judge Thomas Griesa ordered Argentina to deposit the $1.33 billion payment by December 15 for investors who rejected two restructurings of bonds left over from its massive 2002 default.

    Drunk ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ singer wears Viking hat to court (Canada)
    The man who became a YouTube viral sensation for singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” from the back seat of an police cruiser, has been convicted of impaired driving and for refusing to take a breathalyser test. He went to court wearing a Viking hat, sunglasses and NASA T-shirt proclaiming, “I need my space.” He is being forced to pay a $1,400 fine and will be barred from driving for one year. The video footage was originally capture on the cruiser’s built-in camera. His passionate performance was used as evidence during his trial. Because his friends told him to, Robert Wilkinson, posted the video to YouTube where it gained nine million people watched it.

    Fed Likely To Keep Buying Bonds (WSJ)
    Three months after launching an aggressive push to restart the lumbering U.S. economy, Federal Reserve officials are nearing a decision to continue those efforts into 2013 as the U.S. faces threats from the fiscal cliff at home and fragile economies elsewhere in the world.

    Groupon CEO Says He Remains Right Person To Run Company (WSJ)
    FYI.

    World Economy in Best Shape for 18 Months, Poll Shows (Bloomberg)
    So that’s nice.

    Actor Tim Allen’s Car Stolen By Man Claiming To Be Son (Fox2)
    To the untrained eye, actor Tim Allen’s 1996 Chevy Impala may not look like much, but with its custom engine and one of a kind interior, it’s worth a lot of money. America’s funnyman Tim Allen loved his car so much, he featured it in a YouTube commercial. The car was special, expensive, upgraded, and was also one of the superstar’s favorites. He even drove it to the People’s Choice Awards and mentioned it on stage when he won his award…So how did Allen’s prized possession make its way from his Los Angeles garage to a corner in Northeast Denver? Faustino Ibarra is facing charges for stealing it. “It’s a priceless vehicle.” Ibarra said to Fox 31 Denver’s Justin Joseph in an exclusive jailhouse interview. “I`m trying to make it simple for you to understand. I didn’t break into (Allen’s) garage. He left the door open and he left me the keys so I could get the car and take it to Denver.” Ibarra claims Allen adopted him years ago and that Allen had allowed him to take the car. “I emailed my dad the morning that I got the car in and everything is fine and I’ve got the car and it`s ready for you and we need to talk about me coming to live with you,” said the inmate. “What you say sounds a little crazy.” Joseph said. “I don`t care how it sounds, I know who I am. He knows who I am. He knows who he is,” Ibarra said. He denies that he has mental health issues and says no matter what anyone thinks, his alleged father, a superstar, will not pursue charges. “My dad loves the heck out of me. He’s ultra-proud of me and he wants to see the best for me in every way,” Ibarra told Joseph. FOX 31 Denver reached out to Allen’s publicist but did not hear back from Allen’s team. FOX 31 Denver also found no independent evidence that Ibarra was ever adopted by Allen.

    / Nov 29, 2012 at 8:32 AM
  • Write-Offs

    Write-Offs: 11.28.12

    $$$ SAC’s Villhauer Said to Be Head Trader Cited in U.S. Case [Bloomberg] $$$ Fed […]

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 7:35 PM
  • salliekrawcheck

    News

    Woman In The Running To Be SEC Chair Offers Résumé Building Tips

    Get yourself canned once or twice so potential employers can tell you’re serious about your work.

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 7:32 PM
  • ehh whaddarya gonna do

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    Everybody’s Jumping On The Insider Trading Bandwagon

    It’s a tribute to Steve Cohen’s prescience/power/something that, on what is otherwise not a great […]

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 4:48 PM
  • michaelo'neillcitigroup

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    Citigroup’s Chairman Has A Plan And It Involves Turning His Weed Wacker, Last Used To Take Out Vikram Pandit, On Bank’s Overgrown Brush

    O’Neill…joined the Citigroup board in 2009, became chairman this year and has played an increasingly […]

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 3:09 PM
  • BACK ON THE HORSE

    News

    Knight Rides Again, Maybe

    I’m a sucker for a little puzzle and I guess this Knight-Getco-Virtu thing qualifies, so […]

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 1:28 PM
  • jeremysmerdtweet

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    CEO Of NYSE Wants To Take A Meeting With The Guy Who Tweeted The Exchange Was Under 3 Feet Of Water During Hurricane Sandy So He Can Say It To His Face, Or Something

    Unclear if this sit-down will take place at Louis’ Restaurant in the Bronx, or if Duncan Niederauer went on to say, “Let’s see how tough he is without his Twitter handle.”

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 1:08 PM
  • saccapitalfleece

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    Things Could Be A LOT Better At SAC Capital Right Now

    Back in October, we detailed a list of things that, if you are the hedge fund manager who goes by the name Steven A. Cohen, you really don’t want to hear first thing in the morning. They included: “The fleeces are on back order”; “Your ex-wife is in the lobby”; “There’s a photographer here who said he’s been authorized to shoot you wearing a king’s robe and crown for a set of playing cards”; “You’ve been outmaneuvered for the Toledo Mud Hens. But I hear the Binghamton Mets may be available.” Today we must update that list to include another thing, perhaps THE thing,* that people delivering news to Cohen don’t want to relay. Paraphrasing but any variants on: “Mr. Cohen, we’ve received a Wells notice and by the way, they’re considering naming you personally.”

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 11:49 AM
  • jamesgormantakingcareofbusiness

    Opening Bell

    Opening Bell: 11.28.12

    Gorman Enlists Morgan Stanley Workforce in Fiscal Cliff Campaign (Bloomberg)
    Morgan Stanley Chief Executive Officer James Gorman called on the investment bank’s employees to pressure U.S. lawmakers into reaching an agreement that averts the so-called fiscal cliff. “No issue is more critical right now for the U.S. economy, the global financial markets and the financial well-being of our clients, which is why I am asking you to participate in the democratic process and make your voice heard,” Gorman wrote in a memo, a copy of which was obtained by Bloomberg News. The message went to about 30,000 U.S. workers including 16,000 financial advisers, said James Wiggins, a company spokesman.

    Buffett Expects ‘Fiscal Cliff’ Fix, But Not By December 31 (CNBC)
    Buffett didn’t outline a specific solution that he prefers, saying he could “go with any number of plans.” But he thinks the end result should have U.S. revenues at 18.5 percent of GDP and expenditures at 21 percent. Those levels would be “sustainable” because the ratio of the nation’s national debt to GDP wouldn’t increase, and might even fall over time.

    SAC Capital Received a Wells Notice From SEC Last Week, May Be Subject to Civil Charges (CNBC)
    Story developing.

    EU Approves Spanish Banks’ Restructuring Plans (WSJ)
    European Union regulators Wednesday gave the green light to nearly €40 billion ($51.78 billion) in euro-zone funding for Spain’s stricken bank sector, as it approved the restructuring plans for four lenders. BFA/Bankia, NCG Banco, Catalunya Banc and Banco de Valencia SA BVA.MC will require a total of €37 billion for their recapitalization plans, the regulators said. The European Union’s Competition Commissioner, Joaquin Almunia, said bondholders would face losses.

    Will Italy Need A Bailout In 2013? (CNBC)
    “We still see as our baseline scenario that Italy will likely be forced to ask for an international bailout at some point in 2013,” said Citi Analyst Giada Giani in a report on the country. “Italian economic fundamentals have not really improved, despite some improvement in market conditions. The negative feedbacks from fiscal austerity on growth have been severe, as the ability of the private sector to absorb fiscal tightening by lowering its saving rate is limited.”

    EU Agrees New Controls for Credit Rating Agencies (Reuters)
    European Union countries and the bloc’s parliament agreed on Tuesday to introduce limited controls on credit ratings agencies after their judgment was called into question in the debt crisis. Michel Barnier, the European commissioner in charge of regulation who helped broker a deal on the new law, said it aimed to reduce the over-reliance on ratings and establish a civil liability regime. The new rules should make it easier to sue the agencies if they are judged to have made errors when, for example, ranking the creditworthiness of debt.

    Deutsche Bank Sued Over Home Mortgage-Backed Securities (Bloomberg)
    Deutsche Bank, Germany’s largest lender, was sued by a trustee over claims that some securities sold by a unit of the bank were backed by home-mortgage loans taken out by fraudulent borrowers. DB Structured Products Inc.’s pool of more than 1,500 mortgages included more than 320 that were defective, HSBC Bank USA (HSBA), acting as trustee, said in a lawsuit filed yesterday in federal court in Manhattan. “Borrowers lied, with or without the knowledge of the loan originators themselves, concerning how much money they owed, how much money they made, whether and where they worked, and where they lived,” HSBC claimed. “A handful of instances of such inaccuracies is perhaps to be expected. Hundreds of instances of borrower dishonesty is not.” HSBC seeks unspecified damages and said Frankfurt-based Deutsche Bank must buy back the breaching loans under its agreements with the trustee.

    Woman Jailed For Attacking Beau Over Bad Sex (TSG)
    A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence. Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon for felony domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County lockup, where bond has been set at $750. According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Gonzalez and Esric Davis, 30, are “boyfriend and girlfriend who live in the same home and are involved in a sexual relationship.” Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him.

    Be right back, hon … with a $53M tip (NYP)
    Anthony Chiasson, the founder of hedge fund Level Global, started getting illegal insider tips in 2008 when the $4 billion firm was going through a rough patch, a key government witness told a jury yesterday. The witness, Sam Adondakis, a former analyst who worked for Chiasson, said he told his boss tips on Dell came straight from the tech giant…The Dell tip that netted the firm millions wasn’t without its drama. On Aug. 27, the day before Dell announced its results, Chiasson, Level Global co-founder David Ganek, and Greg Brenner, fund executive, held a conference call about their Dell position. At the time, Adondakis, on vacation in the Hamptons, was sitting down to breakfast with his girlfriend, he said yesterday. Adondakis said he remembers the conference call well because his girlfriend “was annoyed” by the conversation, which took him away from their meal for a good 40 minutes.

    Banks Feel Currency Pinch (WSJ)
    Banks reported sharp drops in currency-trading revenue last quarter, in many cases deepening a slump that began early this year. Even Deutsche Bank AG, the world’s biggest foreign-exchange bank, reported revenue “significantly lower than the prior year” even as the volume of transactions it handled hit a record high in the third quarter. Banks are struggling on two fronts. A calm in currency markets relative to the swings of the last few years has reduced overall trading activity. And the explosive growth of electronic trading has brought transparency to a roughly $4 trillion-a-day market, making buyers and sellers less reliant on big banks to pair them up.

    Executives’ Good Luck in Trading Own Stock (WSJ)
    Among 20,237 executives who traded their own company’s stock during the week before their companies made news, 1,418 executives recorded average stock gains of 10% (or avoided 10% losses) within a week after their trades. This was close to double the 786 who saw the stock they traded move against them that much. Most executives have a mix of trades, some that look good in retrospect and others that do not.

    ‘Two and a Half Men’ star apologizes for offending cast and crew (CNN)
    A day after a video posted online showed him describing “Two and a Half Men” as “filth” and advising viewers to stop watching the sitcom, actor Angus T. Jones apologized to the show’s cast and crew Tuesday. “I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed,” Jones said in a statement released by his publicist. “I never intended that.” The 19-year-old actor — who plays Jake Harper, the CBS sitcom’s “Half” man — didn’t detail what motivated him to make comments…In the video, the actor, who’s been on the show since 2003, repeatedly asks viewers not to watch the sitcom. “I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it,” Jones said. “You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can’t. I’m not OK with what I’m learning, what the Bible says, and being on that television show. You go all or nothing.”

    / Nov 28, 2012 at 8:54 AM
  • Write-Offs

    Write-Offs: 11.27.12

    $$$ Sen. Reid Reports Little Progress in ‘Cliff’ Talks [CNBC / Reuters] $$$ HP rebuffs […]

    / Nov 27, 2012 at 7:25 PM