• 27 Nov 2012 at 2:23 PM

Attention Art Lovers And People Looking To Hedge Their Bets: Get Your Mathew Martoma Today

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Geoffrey Raymond, Wall Street’s artist in-residence, who’s done everyone from Jimmy Cayne to Jamie Dimon to Lenny Dykstra to Ina Drew, put his paintbrush to the canvas over the weekend and came up with this: “Portrait of Mathew Martoma, In The Manner of Roy Lichtenstein,” which is apparently supposed to be an homage to “Drowning Girl.” As this one might become a collector’s item, and animals in formaldehyde aren’t going for what they used to, consider making him an offer tout de suite. Bidding starts at 10K.

Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Posted by Fast Runner | November 27, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    11K peanuts

  2. 2
    Posted by VonSloneker | November 27, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    It needs a **Glug** or a **Sploosh** exclamation. Just one man's opinion…

    - The Ghost of Roy Lichtenstein

  3. 3
    Posted by inlovewithpmco | November 27, 2012 at 2:40 PM

    Looks more Pollock than Lichtenstein

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | November 27, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    That kind of looks like the mirror on Laxbro's wagon wheel coffee table.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | November 27, 2012 at 3:16 PM

    It's only worth that much if it was painted via projectile feces.

    -Gundlach

  6. 6
    Posted by Sean | November 27, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    This is fucking terrible.

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | November 27, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    I heard you can get a Martoma from staying out in the sun too long.

    Dr. UBSAC

  8. 8
    Posted by Special K | November 27, 2012 at 3:39 PM

    "Snitches get stiches"

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | November 27, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    I prefer my triangles.

    - G Costanza

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | November 27, 2012 at 7:27 PM

    The things people will do for money

    -M Martoma

  11. 11
    Posted by cosmo | November 28, 2012 at 8:40 AM

    If needed, I can slice it off.

    - Dr. van Nostrum