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Attention Art Lovers And People Looking To Hedge Their Bets: Get Your Mathew Martoma Today

Geoffrey Raymond, Wall Street’s artist in-residence, who’s done everyone from Jimmy Cayne to Jamie Dimon to Lenny Dykstra to Ina Drew, put his paintbrush to the canvas over the weekend and came up with this: “Portrait of Mathew Martoma, In The Manner of Roy Lichtenstein,” which is apparently supposed to be an homage to “Drowning Girl.” As this one might become a collector’s item, and animals in formaldehyde aren’t going for what they used to, consider making him an offer tout de suite. Bidding starts at 10K.

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10 Responses to “Attention Art Lovers And People Looking To Hedge Their Bets: Get Your Mathew Martoma Today”

  1. Fast Runner says:

    11K peanuts

  2. VonSloneker says:

    It needs a **Glug** or a **Sploosh** exclamation. Just one man's opinion…

    – The Ghost of Roy Lichtenstein

  3. inlovewithpmco says:

    Looks more Pollock than Lichtenstein

  4. guest says:

    That kind of looks like the mirror on Laxbro's wagon wheel coffee table.

  5. Guest says:

    It's only worth that much if it was painted via projectile feces.

    -Gundlach

  6. Sean says:

    This is fucking terrible.

  7. Guest says:

    I heard you can get a Martoma from staying out in the sun too long.

    Dr. UBSAC

  8. Special K says:

    "Snitches get stiches"

  9. Guest says:

    I prefer my triangles.

    – G Costanza

  10. Guest says:

    The things people will do for money

    -M Martoma