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Charlie Gasparino: If Congress And Obama Get Their Shit Together, This Market’s Gonna Take Off Like A Chevy Iroc Z Down The Jersey Turnpike

He’s calling it now.

But there still may be room for hope for Wall Street. Gasparino added that if Republicans and Democrats happen to reach a long-term budget deal similar to Simpson-Bowles, then “the market is going to go through the roof. We’re going to get Dow 20,000, easy.”

Charlie Gasparino: Obama Win Means Wall Street Layoffs Coming [HuffingtonPost]

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17 Responses to “Charlie Gasparino: If Congress And Obama Get Their Shit Together, This Market’s Gonna Take Off Like A Chevy Iroc Z Down The Jersey Turnpike”

  1. YMCMB says:

    Hey there Chester

  2. Sean says:

    You guys don't agree? I'll be glad to talk this over with my fists after I'm done with this quick bench set.

  3. Trickster says:

    'My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!'

  4. Quant me maybe says:

    Statistically, he has to get it right once. Hopefully, for all of us, he's right.

  5. Lowly Assistant says:

    Apropos of nothing, I got super psyched the other day when Gasparino remarked on twitter that he was about to do his first set of sprints along the East River after returning to Stuy. Town post Sandy.

    Angels exist. I've even seen some sprint.

  6. Van Cleef says:

    That tie makes him look ridiculous.

  7. Nemo guest says:

    Dow 20000……….leagues under that is………………

    SPLISH……. SPLASH…….

    Anyone got any scuba gear around? I need to confirm our holdings………..

  8. qwestion says:

    This is my favorite Dealbreaker post, ever.

    And I've been a reader since: wideclops, "x and y need to merge in order to survive," "___ and Wollensky," 'Barclehs' tags…

  9. Fuzzy-wuzzy bear says:

    Hahahahahaha. *wipes tear*

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    Mr Kotter, I got a note excusing my absenteeism.

  11. Donny says:

    Sounds like a GS macro call