Waxing nostalgic for the dearly departed brokerage firm? Don’t have any connection to the place or sentimental feelings for it whatsoever but in need of a new wardrobe? You’re in luck. An online auction of MF Global “memorabilia” is being held through Wednesday and all shit must go!

Between the t-shirts, windbreakers, and stadium blanket that can double as pants, you’ve got a whole outfit. Want to get a jump start on Christmas gifts for your colleagues but don’t want to break the bank? Nothing will say “I really enjoy working with you” quite like MF Global mugs, hats, pens, mouse pads, sticky notes, and “blue bags containing tissues.” Finally, the crown jewel of the lot are the “light up bouncy balls with MF Global logo.” Don’t let yourself be outbid.

HyperAMS Releases Video Preview for MF Global Bankruptcy Auction: Fine Art, CBOT Vintage Clacker Board, Memorabilia [Equities via BI]

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  1. Posted by guest | November 12, 2012 at 8:04 PM

    hell yes!


  2. Posted by Guest | November 12, 2012 at 8:49 PM

    Let's auction off the Morgan Stanley banner real estate. Winner gets to take Bess to Beamers.

  3. Posted by Lowly Assistant | November 12, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    I want to wear J. Corzine's mustache.


  4. Posted by Jim | November 13, 2012 at 2:33 AM

    No. Homo!

  5. Posted by Marvin Nash | November 13, 2012 at 8:55 AM


    Looks like I can get a better deal and better colors here

  6. Posted by guest | November 13, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    Shouldn't they just ship this shit to a Rhawandan refugee camp with the Patriots 2012 super bowl champs and Detroit Tigers 2012 world series champs merchandise?

  7. Posted by The Stig | November 13, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    Can I only bid on the bouncy balls handled by Corzine himself?

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  9. Posted by social shopping | October 2, 2013 at 1:02 AM

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