Waxing nostalgic for the dearly departed brokerage firm? Don’t have any connection to the place or sentimental feelings for it whatsoever but in need of a new wardrobe? You’re in luck. An online auction of MF Global “memorabilia” is being held through Wednesday and all shit must go!
Between the t-shirts, windbreakers, and stadium blanket that can double as pants, you’ve got a whole outfit. Want to get a jump start on Christmas gifts for your colleagues but don’t want to break the bank? Nothing will say “I really enjoy working with you” quite like MF Global mugs, hats, pens, mouse pads, sticky notes, and “blue bags containing tissues.” Finally, the crown jewel of the lot are the “light up bouncy balls with MF Global logo.” Don’t let yourself be outbid.