The following employees successfully made it through the “vigorous cross-ruffing” process and were inducted into the partnership this morning, after receiving a congratulatory call from Lloyd and an extra special visit by Gary, wherein the chosen few got to stick their grundles in his face.
* Vivek Bantwal
* Heather Bellini
* Brian Bolster
* Jill Borst
* Michael Brandmeyer
* Jason H. Brauth
* Stuart Cash
* Alex Chi
* Kent Clark
* Richard Cormack
* Jack Daly
* Anne Marie B. Darling
* David Dase
* Olaf Diaz-Pintado
* Robert Drake-Brockman
* Alessandro Dusi
* Edward A. Emerson
* Antonio F. Esteves
* Pat Fels
* Pete Finn
* David Fishman
* Sheara Fredman
* Jacques Gabillon
* Francesco Garzarelli
* Nick Giovanni
* Brad Gross
* Anthony Gutman
* Leland Hensch
* Russell W. Horwitz
* Roy Joseph
* John Kim
* Marie Louise Kirk
* Hugh Lawson
* Scott Lebovitz
* Ericka Leslie
* Luca M. Lombardi
* John Mallory
* Joseph S. Mauro
* Charles M. McGarraugh
* Xavier C. Menguy
* Amol Naik
* Jo Natauri
* Una Neary
* Gregory G. Olafson
* Lisa Opoku
* Gerald Ouderkirk III
* Francesco Pascuzzi
* Anthony W. Pasquariello
* Huw Pill
* Dmitri Potishko
* Sean Rice
* Francois J. Rigou
* Scott M. Rofey
* Jeroen Rombouts
* Michael Ronen
* Jami Rubin
* Yann Samuelides
* Joshua S. Schiffrin
* David Schwimmer
* Gaurav Seth
* Michael Siegel
* Michael Smith
* Josh Struzziery III
* Damian Sutcliffe
* Michael Swell
* Ryan Thall
* Bobby Vedral
* Simon Watson
* Toby C. Watson
* Yoshihiko Yano
Goldman Sachs Announces New Partners [GS]
Goldman Sachs Names 70 Partners, Fewest as Public Company [Bloomberg]
"You are all descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles– champions every one!"
How could you miss Davi Schwimmer?
um, he's on the list and in the tag, but nice try.
*David Schwimmer!!!!
Partners? Gay marriage is legal in NYC?
-BSD, Equities in Dallas
Coolest parents on the list are the Clark's, who named their son Kent…
No one told me life was going to be this way. My job's a joke, I'm broke, my love life's D.O.A.
This isn't nearly as exciting as it used to be.
So…much….grundle…so……. little…..time …..
It’s all relative, some of us are ping-pong champions and quit and whine like a four year old who lost a shoe lace when thing get tough…And others hunker down and make partner.
-Master of Puppets
With the exception of being broke that was different from before?
Well said.
- LB, Pastor of Muppets
how my warrants looking today
So your last name is "Cash" and you are a partner at Goldman Sachs. You, sir, have officially made it.
….again with the men with hyphenated last names!!! Shouldn't the cross-ruffing automatically exclude them?
- Guy who is pretty sure Bobby spray tans.
*clap clap clap clap*
Lloyd's got quite a smile. Is he a jockey? or maybe an elf?
Looks like I didn't get on there, back to my shitty life at UBS
Where the hell is Pablo Salami? He should be on that list!
Stuart Cash… Not nearly as cool as Johnny Cash
What a letdown
Anne Marie B. Darling? More like Anne Marie B. Hustin'
Did someone say my name?
- David Duchovny
Jack Daly any relation to John?
Leland Hensch? The same Leland Hensch of Brandt/Leland?
Pics or it didn't happen.
you've got the clap?
Where is Zachary Kouwe! He's not on the list. There's no justice in this world.
Vigorously cross-ruffing at Motel Pet with William Wegman in celebration.
- D. Kneale
Darling, heartfelt congratulations.
- Blackadder
Certainly not.
-The English
Ummm ya…
Could you stop by my office on the close today ?
Guess Leland couldnt sell the sizzle like he once thought
Channing Tatum took his spot.
That's cause Leland goes out with clients with brown shoes and a black belt on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnuYhFRYbAw
-Mrs. Struzziery XV
are you always stuck in second gear?
No he's just always stuck in second gear.
I'm thinking of a number between one and Gabillion….
What time are they conducting the ceremonial head shavings?
Oh my god, you guys are too much! I just spit iced tea all over my keyboard!
How does a company that is no longer a partnership name people to the position of partner?
- Guy who must be missing something here
GAAP: (Goldman Accepted Accounting Principles)
Moment of silence for all the dwang the women on this list had to gobble.
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Thank you. You may no go about your day.
Seconded.
- The Scotch-Irish
What time are they conducting the ceremonial head shavings?
Heh, heh. Scrottum Mc Roffey…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211676/G…
You are missing something here.
I appreciated it.
- guy whose lone thumbs up won't make a dent in all those thumbs down
Nope. Different first names.
- Ancestry.com Quant
What's your point? We still give earnings guidance.
Way ahead of you.
- Li Ka-Shing
There are women on this list? WTF are women doing on this list?
what about Jugdeish Prakashandarandan
Gotta keep the sheisters in the diversity racket at bay.
These two will have attractive children.
Jack Daly was my M.O. in high school.
And college.
thirded..fouthed umm er fuck it anyway
Alex Chi looks like an Asian movie star if you've ever met him