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Husband’s Lack Of Interest In Recreating 50 Shades Of Grey Scenarios Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back For British Banker

The couple is getting a quickie divorce that should be wrapped up shortly, if you know anyone both familiar with the plot lines and interested.

The wife, a 41-year-old banker earning more than £400,000 a year, claims her husband’s ‘boring attitude’ to sex is evidence of ‘unreasonable behaviour’. In her grounds for divorce, filed at the High Court, she refers to the novel, which tells of the sadomasochistic affair between billionaire Christian Grey and naive student Anastasia Steele. The woman in the court case bought the raunchy book almost as soon as it was published last year and hoped it would encourage her husband to be more adventurous in bed. The wife’s solicitor, Amanda McAlister, a family law expert, believes the case is the first where the new phenomenon of ‘mummy porn’ has triggered a divorce. She said: ‘The woman had been reading the book and wanted to spice up her love life. ‘She thought their sex life had hit a rut – he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he never complimented her on her appearance. So she bought sexy underwear in an attempt to get her husband more involved. She said, “Let’s make things more interesting.” ‘But when he still didn’t take any notice she told him he had a boring attitude to sex and she was fed up. ‘He went ballistic when he found out the name of the book she was reading and told her, “It’s all because you have been reading that bloody book”.’

The husband is admitting ‘unreasonable behaviour’ so the divorce can be granted quickly without a contested hearing in which his alleged low libido would be discussed in court.

50 Shades of Divorce: Wife ‘inspired’ by erotic book says husband failed to meet her expectations [DM]
Fifty Shades Of Grey Leads Woman To Divorce Her Husband [NYDN]

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44 Responses to “Husband’s Lack Of Interest In Recreating 50 Shades Of Grey Scenarios Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back For British Banker”

  1. guest says:

    'bob diamond isn't doing anything' tag could get A LOT of airtime.

  2. Guest says:

    Interesting. The article lists her salary but not her weight.

  3. Bejujular says:

    No amount of jelly would compel me to dip my biscuit in her crumpet what what.

  4. guest says:

    The husband is admitting ‘unreasonable behaviour’ so the divorce can be granted quickly and he can go back to shagging his 22-year old assistant.

    There, fixed it for you.

  5. PermaGuestII says:

    Either she's hideous or he's a moron.

  6. DingALing says:

    Picture of the woman in question or it doesn't matter

  7. Hakuna Fartata says:

    "Bloody book"? She probably overlooked all the signs thinking, "well, he's British".

    People from the UK are awful. They should all come with a disclaimer that although they have an accent usually attributed to intelligence, they are all largely morons.

    • Bandersnatch says:

      Count your blessing you're not in London like me hanging around this God-awful city. Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck up, intellectual British faggots. Jesus they're uptight they get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched. Just counting the seconds to the weekends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy. To be honest I hate them. I mean pretending they're so fucking superior, so fucking superior with those phony accents

    • A Brit says:

      OK, so I'll bite:

      "People from the UK are awful. They should all come with a disclaimer that although they have an accent usually attributed to intelligence, they are all largely morons. "

      So please enlighten us tell how you arrived at this stunning generalisation?

  8. Looking out for you. says:

    It's in the Daily Mail link. But you don't want to click it.

  9. VonSloneker says:

    Judge not, I'm guessing she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mother in a Layne Bryant pant suit.

  10. Guesto says:

    Right there, in the beginning, it states she weighed 400,000 pounds……

  11. Movie Buff says:

    He should have countered with scissors, a nail gun and a blow torch.

    – Patrick B.

  12. Culture Quant says:

    "Unreasonable behavior"? In America we call guys who wear Euro cut suits, don't fuck girls and (or) talk with a British accent… gay.

  13. Max says:

    The Banker isn't interested because he is worn out after meeting his escort and then coming home to vintage with deteriorating view. ~Max Skinner's attorney

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