Attention, citizens of the world: if your wife is a hooker, you, as of this morning, have a problem. Yann Samuelides, a man known for laying down a substantial amount of money to convince a working gal to leave her husband for him, just saw his net worth increase significantly when he was named a partner at Goldman Sachs today and will presumably be celebrating the good news with some sort of shopping spree later this month. In related, congrats to Yann! [DM via Tracy Alloway, earlier]
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- Use the Bloomberg command
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to access Dealbreaker
Tortious interference with a marriage contract. Go get him old timer.
- The Texas Hammer
Velvet-lined vise grip attached to a paint shaker, is all I can imagine…
Why you tryna make her sound like a woman of loose morals? This Yann guy sounds like her first partner…
Had to google this brother to find out the deal. He offered ~500,000 GBP for her. Clearly he does not work in any sort of pricing capacity at Goldman.
YO SOY JIM ADLER!
Here's a news flash, most successful Wall Street dudes have to pay for their pussy.
How did this guy make partner? Doesn't he know you pay hookers to LEAVE?
Looks like one of those free bottles of water you get at a trade fair.
What do you take me for, Yann?
Yo soy no mas un poco pantalones!
clearly contributing to a culture of excellence…
Especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp.
love to see the valuation model used to price this wife. Huge NWC constraints due to the rising cost of valtrex almost cause this one to fall through.
I recommend beating the shit out of them instead – worked for me!
Homeboy looks like a Playmobil figurine.
@Nakedshort knows what's up.
Where are the customers' hookers?
Sadly, TS Eliot's wife has passed on. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/newsandmessenger…
I offer two mules.
That's my job, asshole!
-Joe Jamail
Bummer, 92 is pretty good though.
The waves were gnarly that year.
-Dan Cortese
(Not a hater; just been wishing I was Dan Cortese all day)
Previously in a partner ascension meeting…
Partner A: His work is beyond reproach. Dedication to the firm is off the charts. Yes, he has some personal issues, but he is making us money.
Partner B: I think he maybe unstable and is probably going to need much more money to keep that gold digger of his.
Partner C: He may even trade up. Could be a big liability and we already have enough bad press.
Lloyd (via phone link): If he trades up or stays with current partner, he will have no choice, but to work even harder and bring in more revenue. More importantly, he has no dignity or self-worth left to lose (Cackle)… Approved!
Partners A, B and C: Of course, he's in!
But will he sign off on a dancing pig?
…found in a recent report from the Bank of England:
"The immediate economic outlook remains a challenging one, but recent transactions in the secondary market for whores reflects provides evidence of increased liquidity and further proof that the quantitative easing scheme has been effective."
hello nice sexy