• 20 Nov 2012 at 4:21 PM

Minor Upset Involving Former Employee Not Gonna Ruin Steve Cohen’s Turkey Day

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According to a SAC Capital spokesman, “Mr. Cohen and SAC are confident that they have acted appropriately and will continue to cooperate with the government’s inquiry.” [Earlier]

Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Posted by Steven A. Cohen | November 20, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Fuck Fuck Fuck..

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    Why is this site so unbelievably slow these days

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    Because you touch yourself.

  4. 4
    Posted by SAC Turkey | November 20, 2012 at 4:36 PM

    Via email from Head Trader to Martoma, "obviously no one knows except me, you, and [Portfolio Manager A]."

    Whoops.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:40 PM

    Mr. Cohen would also like to remind the public that while the SEC complaint names a "Portfolio Manager A" neither Mr. Cohen's first or last last name contains a single letter A in them.

  6. 6
    Posted by Great Neck | November 20, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    Alex: Hi Papi
    Steve: More anchovies

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    Maybe stevie's name redacted because he is states witness and needs to protect his anonymity

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:48 PM

    Barely in English but once I translated, made me LOL.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | November 20, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    Go on

  10. 10
    Posted by Also Guest | November 20, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    I read this string in the voice of a guy talking to himself

  11. 11
    Posted by Tudor | November 20, 2012 at 5:14 PM

    Alota talent has left financial services these last 4 years.

  12. 12
    Posted by P.Bharara | November 20, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    Check. Raise. All In.

  13. 13
    Posted by Sing Sing concierge | November 20, 2012 at 11:02 PM

    According to a SAC Capital spokesman, “Mr. Cohen and SAC are confident that they have acted appropriately and will continue to cooperate with the government’s inquiry.”

    TRANSLATION:

    "Mr. Cohen, before entering the prison we are required to conduct a search of your person for contraband and weapons. Please remove all your clothing, bend over, place your palms against the wall and spread your legs."

  14. 14
    Posted by TheodoreBallgamePhd | November 21, 2012 at 10:27 AM

    "…because I'll need that pen back to take notes."

    -Ping