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Minor Upset Involving Former Employee Not Gonna Ruin Steve Cohen’s Turkey Day

According to a SAC Capital spokesman, “Mr. Cohen and SAC are confident that they have acted appropriately and will continue to cooperate with the government’s inquiry.” [Earlier]

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  1. Steven A. Cohen says:

    Fuck Fuck Fuck..

  2. Guest says:

    Why is this site so unbelievably slow these days

  3. SAC Turkey says:

    Via email from Head Trader to Martoma, "obviously no one knows except me, you, and [Portfolio Manager A]."

    Whoops.

  4. Guest says:

    Mr. Cohen would also like to remind the public that while the SEC complaint names a "Portfolio Manager A" neither Mr. Cohen's first or last last name contains a single letter A in them.

  5. Great Neck says:

    Alex: Hi Papi
    Steve: More anchovies

  6. guest says:

    Maybe stevie's name redacted because he is states witness and needs to protect his anonymity

  7. P.Bharara says:

    Check. Raise. All In.

  8. Sing Sing concierge says:

    According to a SAC Capital spokesman, “Mr. Cohen and SAC are confident that they have acted appropriately and will continue to cooperate with the government’s inquiry.”

    TRANSLATION:

    "Mr. Cohen, before entering the prison we are required to conduct a search of your person for contraband and weapons. Please remove all your clothing, bend over, place your palms against the wall and spread your legs."