Prosecutors Want Jim Cramer-Endorsed Investor Lenny Dykstra To Do Thirty Months In Jail

They say that’s the only way Dykstra* will learn that in our society, you can’t rip toilets and other bathroom fixtures out of the floors of foreclosed houses and sell them to a pawn shops, or bounce checks to hookers, or drop trou for the cleaning staff just because you feel like it.

“Defendant has acted as if he was above the law for years, disregarding those who stood between him and what he wanted.” U.S. prosecutors said today in a sentencing recommendation filed in federal court in Los Angeles. “Only a significant sentence will bring home to defendant that he has to abide by the same rules as everyone else.” Dykstra, 49, pleaded guilty in July to looting valuables from his $18 million mansion north of Los Angeles and secretly selling them after his bankruptcy filing in 2009. He admitted to one count each of bankruptcy fraud, concealment of bankruptcy property and money laundering. On top of the bankruptcy charges, the former Major League Baseball player was convicted last year for trying to lease cars using phony business cards and credit information and is now serving three years in state prison. He was convicted in April of lewd conduct and assault and sentenced to 270 days in prison.

Lenny Dykstra Should Get 30 Months In Prison, US Says [Bloomberg]
Earlier: Lenny Dykstra’s Cleaning Staff Didn’t Know Their Gigs Required Giving The Boss Massages, Getting A Glimpse At His Most Valuable Player; Lenny Dykstra’s Crown Jewel Sold; Lenny Dykstra: “I Went Under, Took Care Of Business, And Now I’m Doing What I’ve Got To Do”; Lenny Dykstra: “I Did Not Get Stupid Overnight”

*Who just a few years ago was described by Cramer as one of the “greats” on Wall Street.

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8 Responses to “Prosecutors Want Jim Cramer-Endorsed Investor Lenny Dykstra To Do Thirty Months In Jail”

  1. Guestido says:

    Athletes going broke after their playing days is nothing new. But Nails makes even Antoine Walker look well off.

  2. dkd says:

    The photo montage is brilliant.

  3. Guest says:

    They're really throwing everything including the kitchen sink at him.

  4. Plexiglass Burress says:

    Hell, I got 2 years for shooting myself in the leg.

  5. Guest says:

    This just in…….Mandar Drury hoares twinkies………….

  6. Guest says:

    30 month stretch should be nbd for Nails. Skoal is hard currency in the big house.

  7. matt says:

    I balk at that 30 months comment. that would be a gross misappropriation of tax payers money.
    I suggest 1 day in hard prison and chow time shanking.