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Maybe they're drawing names for Secret Santa.
Hey Bess, please change tags to include: Cadillacs, second prize, steak knives.
Why the fuck would Cohen discuss his personal liability at an all-staff meeting?
- Not a lawyer, not a fan of their work
maybe they are picking colors for next year´s fleeces
Well, looks like that pitchbook I spent all of October on finally did some good!
And look, tell me he ain't did it, he ain't did it
And if he did, then that's family business
Maybe Ping to lead a white-board discussion?
Confirmed – here it is : http://www.zumiez.com/neff-stripe-white-and-black…
I wonder what brought Stevie all this bad luck?
-A Rod
Oh the SEC outside is frightful,
But the fleece is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Don't be slow ! Hide the dough! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
But I've personal money to take the whopping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight,
All the way to the pen I'll be warm.
The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still good-bying,
But as long as you love me so,
Let's lie low! Let Matt take the Blow ! Let It Snow!
If I go down your coming with!
-Steve “Humpty Dumpty” Cohen
Handbridge Capital Swag > SAC Swag
Thanks for the douche chill! It was really refreshing!
Could it be?
-NorthFace
Nope
-SouthButt
Scene: Conference Room A, 4:15pm
Enter STEVE, serious:
"If I catch just ONE of you @#($*&@#($ talking to the @$&#*@#$ press, I will personally @#$* @#$*( your @#$#$."
Exeunt, pursued by a bear.
Phantom Wireless Spectrum Gift Card from Phil > SAC Hoodie
There's a fleece on my house!
Falcone or Cohen? Who would you rather be?
Please point me to the place in the New Testament where it discusses the appearance of a fat bearded man in a red fur-trimmed suit, riding in a sleigh drawn by subarctic quadrupeds, as somehow being a part of the birth of the Messiah.
-non-tribesman
Is the staff call made using burner cell phones?
group hug?
You said you would do better next time…
How DARE you, sir. How DARE you?
We would like to thank Mr. Vilhauer for his efforts on SAC's behalf, as he leaves to spend more time with his family..
Now, who wants to be the new head trader.
Anyone? Anyone?
When I was there, every year on the day before the holiday I tried to get Steve to lead a re-enactment of the first thanksgiving feast, with half of us as native americans and half pilgrims. i even had the peace pipes loaded. got voted down every time. think it was because steve couldn't decide whether he looked better in black, or with warpaint and feathers.
ex fleecer
Does Stevie have nice thighs? Just wondering.
-Somebody with powerfully nice thighs
It's my understanding that the wacky shit is in Revelation, so I'd start there.
Hey, we didn't start the fire! It's your holiday.
past performance indicative of future results.
This one knows a little too much.
DARE – To Resist Drugs and Violence!
SC: Thanks for coming. Just wanted to let you know we're kinda fucked here, but there's good news….I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Got teeth in your mouth so my Wells Notice gots to fit!
Depending on new money to keep you in house and home never ends well.
– Empress of Blandings
Nothing is fucked!!!
I'm willing to buy a fleece now, anyone who has one, please call me at 1-800-MAKEITRAIN
"And that's all for today. Oh one more thing, if you or a family member knows anyone interested in a preserved shark that can be suspended from the ceiling of your home, I…have a friend looking to get rid of one. Thank you."
If we were in the Navy, I'd have you flogged.
Heartily agree.
-Clarence, Earl of Emsworth
As a former service provider who's visited their office on multiple occasions, I can honestly and equitably say that his taste in art sucks ass. I would likely have appreciated it more had I hit the Chronic or the Indo prior..
Geico isn't just car insurance. They also cover motorcycles, boats, RVs and zambonis.
Apparently not enough Kanye West fans on DealBreaker. Lots of Kanye songs would play well as the opening song for this SAC movie (coming soon).
Partial List:
Blame Game
All Falls Down
Bring Me Down
Can't Tell Me Nothing
Gold Digger
We Major
Drunk and Hot Girls might be fitting as well. Hm….
Stop huffing correction fluid and get back here. We're out of toner.
Chat over. SC: You got nothing on me. You know it, I know it. I'm changing dollar bills. That's all. You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm."
Writing poems during the work day? Must work for UBS.
Employees gathered, supplicating hands held out before them as if for alms, while Stevey, as he is affectionately known by his employees, placed a small pill, the size of a pea, in each of their hands. In a soothing voice, reminiscent of the Velvet fog, Stevey said, before walking to his helipad, "You all know what needs to be done."
We're fucked, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
My fleece is more better.
-Gov Chris Christie
Patagonia Rocks!!!!
I really wish it hadn't discontinued the MARS series. Want a R2 MARS.
Please stop making Stanford people look bad.
Jumped the shark.
very admin thanks