There’s An Opening For Chief Partaaay Planning Partner At Goldman Sachs

According to an incredibly distressing report by Bloomberg today, Richard Kimball Jr., he of topless pool parties, topless and bottom-less Halloween parties, and what sound like orgies in the backyard-fame, is no longer a partner at the firm.

Goldman Sachs, which is scheduled to announce its new class of partners next week, has 407 members of that elite group, down 31 in about nine months, according to a company filing. That’s because 33 people listed as part of the partnership in a February document weren’t included in a filing released Nov. 2…Names dropped from the latest list include investment bankers Jason G. Cahilly, who specializes in advising media and telecommunications companies; Alastair J. Hunt, who works with businesses involved in natural resources; Kevin A. Quinn, a specialist in semiconductor firms and Richard A. Kimball Jr., who worked with the health-care industry.

Although rumors circulated a while back that Goldman was considering simply de-partnering Kimball, a painful process that nevertheless allows neutered ex-partners to still gain access to the building, we’re told that he has in fact left the bank entirely.* So the position is up for grabs and while it’s unlikely that anyone will be able to fill his considerable shoes, that’s not a good enough reason to not give it a shot. Start thinking about what you’d do for the holidays now and try and come up with something a little more outside the box than naughty elves, which has been done.

Goldman Sachs Partner List Drops 31 Since February, Filing Shows [Bloomberg]
Earlier: Goldman Sachs Managing Director Richard Kimball Finds Finds New Apartment Board Not Hell-Bent On Ruining His Good Time; Goldman Sachs Considering Punishing Richard Kimball For His Prudence, Joie De Vivre; Goldman Partner’s Neighbors Scandalized By Shirt Optional Parties; Goldman Sachs Supposedly Not Happy With Topless Story; Banks Advising Employees To Avoid Flashy Hamptons Homes This Year, Vague About Whether Or Not Pulling A Kimball Is Okay
*Whether to start his own hedge fund or design a line for La Perla is unclear at this time.

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12 Responses to “There’s An Opening For Chief Partaaay Planning Partner At Goldman Sachs”

  1. Kimball & Levine LP says:

    He probably saw all the wild and crazy marg filled parties Matt's been throwing since leaving GS for DB and got jealous, I'm sure that's what it is.

  2. Harrison Ford says:

    sounds like he's taking time off to look for a one armed man

  3. Old Timer says:

    So, getting the occasional shot of Tetracycline is now referred to as "working with the health care industry"?

  4. I wonder if Matt gets jealous everytime Bess posts a Goldman article? Would kinda suck to be an editor of a blog and get peanuts after working at GS no?

  5. carlwesleyclark says:

    Looks like there's some potential talent for the DB Creative Bullpen…..

    "Jason G. Cahilly, who specializes in advising media and telecommunications companies"

  6. David Janssen says:

    Name: Richard Kimble. Profession: GS MD. Destination: Death Row, state prison. Richard Kimble has been tried and convicted for the murder of his wife. But laws are made by men, carried out by men. And men are imperfect. Richard Kimble is innocent. Proved guilty, what Richard Kimble could not prove was that moments before discovering his wife's body, he encountered a man running from the vicinity of his home. A man with one arm. A man who has not yet been found. Richard Kimble ponders his fate as he looks at the world for the last time. And sees only darkness. But in that darkness, fate moves its huge hand.

  7. Guest says:

    Do you think Rick dates those bald mannequins in the background. I bet they do as he is told and they do not report his prowess to the ny post

  8. Mean Girl says:

    GS fired the popular guy?

  9. Guest says:

    He's leaving due to his other venture, Reality Kings, is doing really well.