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Those Were The Days

In 2006, one unnamed US finance firm was said to have held its London Christmas party at Madame Tussauds. Following the event, it was found that two of the waxworks had lost their heads and Jennifer Aniston was missing a finger. [eF]

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  1. guest says:

    later, i gave aniston the finger with her own finger..

  2. guest says:

    I can easily see some guy leaving with aniston's fingure in his pocket, but the two wax heads? Those brash motherfuckers. Those really were the days.

  3. PermaGuestII says:

    It was Bear Stearns, and it was the NY Madame Tussauds, not the London one.

    -Guy who remembered thinking it was really, REALLY effing wierd getting drunk in a wax museum

  4. CoveredLong says:

    edit: Nevermind, long week.

  5. Guest says:

    For Sale: Two life size wax heads made into candles. James Gorman head has been lit and missing top, but face still recognizable. Benito Mussolini head in "like new" condition. $400 takes both, or will split. Email: cgasparino1@gmail.com

  6. Heh he heh says:

    I'd like to go to a Brazilian wax museum.

  7. Alt_EST says:

    Lights on, wax melting down all over me causing exquisite pain, no safe word.

    -Chairman, Harvard Munch

  8. Born in the 90s says:

    If you think that's bad you should hear what happened at a Lehman party, from what I heard a gorilla was there and basically ruined the whole thing – ended up playing a big role in taking down the firm, or something.

    -LaxBro, Jr., Freshman delegate to the Davidson young financiers club.

  9. Little Fritz says:

    Marie and Louie are supposed to be sans head. Need new guides in Madam T's.

  10. FORskin says:

    To be fair, it was Bartiromo who gave out the head

  11. Tit Guy says:

    Mmmm. Tits.