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Want To Break Bread With Dan Loeb?

You can! Provided you pay up, as he’s offering to grace you and four friends with his presence as part of an auction on CharityBuzz, the proceeds of which go to the Surfrider Foundation, whose mission is “the protection and enjoyment of oceans, waves and beaches through a powerful activist network.” Will he tell you about what it was like the moment he and his team discovered that Scott Thompson was an academic charlatan of the highest order? Bid and find out.

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  1. inlovewithpmco says:

    I like the fact that you need to pass the security screening before you can meet with him

    • guest says:

      Same. And also from the terms:
      "We expect all winning bidders and their guests to conduct themselves appropriately when attending an experience won at Charitybuzz. "

    • After last time... says:

      Hey man, he just wants to make sure your diploma is where you're saying it's from

  2. Guest says:

    Only if I can break it over his head, the little punk.

    -Hawk Paulson

  3. Guest says:

    I'd also like to point out that a hologram Tupac will be joining us for drinks immediately preceding to discuss politics, the economy and other topics of current flavor.

  4. Clingy Guest says:

    Is that a soul patch?