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Who Wants To Be Chair(wo)man Of The SEC? (Update)

Dealbook reports that Mary Schapiro has given official notice and come December 14th, she’s out of there. Names being floated as possible successors are said to include Sallie Krawcheck and the SEC’s director of enforcement, Robert Khuzami, but on the off-chance they’re not interested, want to throw yours or a loved one’s C.V. in the mix? Update: Apparently Obama plans to nominate Elisse Walter, an SEC commissioner and former FINRA VP, to take over. So you’ve probably got less of a shot at this point  but anything can happen!

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22 Responses to “Who Wants To Be Chair(wo)man Of The SEC? (Update)”

  1. guest bro says:

    back to the kitchen toots

  2. Guest says:

    Bang up job you've been doing over there Mary.

    – Wall Street

  3. Elisse Walter says:


  4. Guest Trader says:

    Size offered in Sallie, buyer of Elisse.

  5. Vivid Videos says:

    Since our producy made up roughly 80% of your daily activities, we here at Vivid Videos would like to throw our disgustingly crusty hat into the ring.

  6. Lowly Assistant says:

    Pool lights out, Larchmont Yacht Club, in the salt-water pool, after parking her 1981 BMW 320i, wearing her Anne Klein (TM) scarf around my head like Rambo, furiously manhandling her Floating Cocktail Caddy (TM) while lighting her Virginia Slim (TM) with a long-handle lighter.

    -Not A WASP But A Fan Of Their Hedonistic Ways

  7. ILoveLamp says:

    Since the primary qualifications seem to be: a near total failure to achieve your objectives, blaming your failures on a lack of resources, and generally having your head up your ass (or that of a colleague), I nominate Mark Sanchez.

  8. Gold Cup Winner says:

    LYC comment needs some sort of clarity…pool is long island sound. No mention of monte santos either.

    • Lowly Assistant says:

      This is true and I admittedly forgot about the M-S, but I prefer whiskey over rum so you can't blame me.

  9. Im_a_Dude says:

    Bess, thanks for leaving up the Sallie Krawcheck pic.
    would have ruined my day to have to stare at Ms Walters.

  10. Guest says:

    I knew girls watched porn

  11. Little Fritz says:

    Andy Reid, he's perfect for the SEC. Soon to be unemployed and stock line is, "We'll look into that".