• 04 Dec 2012 at 1:26 PM

Layoffs Watch: Credit Suisse

The House Of Dougan has apparently said Do svidaniya to a handful of comrades.

Layoffs in Credit Suisse IBD Moscow today. CS closes Moscow IBD, London IBD will now be covering Russian corporates.

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  1. Posted by Guest | December 4, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    "When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated."

  2. Posted by Hobbes | December 4, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    In Soviet Russia, London finances you!

  3. Posted by Guest | December 4, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    More like Layoff Suze!

  4. Posted by Billboard Man | December 4, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Layoff Swatch? Times are tough!

  5. Posted by Guest | December 4, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Brady was getting annoyed that the Russian employees were having trouble pronouncing "Suisse" in that annoying way that CS'ers do.

  6. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | December 4, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    I'm oddly annoyed that this comment is actually appropriate.

  7. Posted by LMFAO | December 4, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    Big deal. I can still party.

  8. Posted by Lowly Assistant | December 4, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    Thought you guys broke up.

  9. Posted by Guest | December 4, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    I'm oddly annoyed that I mistook a Viagra for a multivitamin at lunch.

  10. Posted by St. Copious | December 4, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    ouch. firing IBers 11+ months into the bonus cycle.

  11. Posted by guest | December 4, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    when you said "laid off", is that code for one way ticket to siberia?

  12. Posted by guest | December 4, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    SOP

    – Every I-Bank since the dawn of time

  13. Posted by Khodorovsky | December 4, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    Hey !

  14. Posted by Stalin | December 4, 2012 at 2:49 PM

    Even more hookers !

  15. Posted by Horse | December 4, 2012 at 3:07 PM

    Hey!

  16. Posted by Guestest | December 4, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    All the Russian corporates are in Chelsea anyway

  17. Posted by Hay | December 4, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    Hey!

  18. Posted by Fat Albert | December 4, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    Hey hay hay

  19. Posted by Cher | December 4, 2012 at 4:01 PM

    If I could turn back time

  20. Posted by FKApmco | December 4, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Boris, a licensed pilot turned banker, who worked for CS in Moscow has just been laid off, so he and his colleagues go to the Night Flight Club to drown their sorrows.
    After about an hour, Boris is approached by his colleague Natasha who says "kiss me Boris." Boris grabs a glass of red wine, throws some on Natasha's lips and kisses her. When Natasha asks why he threw red wine on her lips Boris says "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I eat red meat, I drink red wine."
    Things progress and Natasha says "kiss me lower, Boris." Boris rips off her shirt, throws white wine on her chest and says "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I eat white meat, I drink white wine."
    Things progress even further and Natasha says "kiss me even lower, Boris." Boris rips of her skirt and panties, throws Cognac on her and sets her on fire." Natasha screams "Boris, what are you doing?" Boris says, "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I go down, I go down in flames."
    -Shecky Putin

  21. Posted by FACS MD | December 4, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    Hey !

  22. Posted by Mother Russia | December 4, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    This is pretty bearish.

  23. Posted by Vey! | December 4, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Oy

  24. Posted by Stalin | December 4, 2012 at 7:18 PM

    When one I-banker is fired it's a tragedy. When an entire office is fired it's a statistic.

  25. Posted by guest | December 4, 2012 at 8:49 PM

    No! Pretty Beaverish! There I fixed it!

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