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Layoffs Watch: Credit Suisse

The House Of Dougan has apparently said Do svidaniya to a handful of comrades.

Layoffs in Credit Suisse IBD Moscow today. CS closes Moscow IBD, London IBD will now be covering Russian corporates.

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  1. Guest says:

    "When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated."

  2. Hobbes says:

    In Soviet Russia, London finances you!

  3. Guest says:

    More like Layoff Suze!

  4. Billboard Man says:

    Layoff Swatch? Times are tough!

  5. Guest says:

    Brady was getting annoyed that the Russian employees were having trouble pronouncing "Suisse" in that annoying way that CS'ers do.

  6. LMFAO says:

    Big deal. I can still party.

  7. St. Copious says:

    ouch. firing IBers 11+ months into the bonus cycle.

  8. guest says:

    when you said "laid off", is that code for one way ticket to siberia?

  9. Stalin says:

    Even more hookers !

  10. Guestest says:

    All the Russian corporates are in Chelsea anyway

  11. FKApmco says:

    Boris, a licensed pilot turned banker, who worked for CS in Moscow has just been laid off, so he and his colleagues go to the Night Flight Club to drown their sorrows.
    After about an hour, Boris is approached by his colleague Natasha who says "kiss me Boris." Boris grabs a glass of red wine, throws some on Natasha's lips and kisses her. When Natasha asks why he threw red wine on her lips Boris says "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I eat red meat, I drink red wine."
    Things progress and Natasha says "kiss me lower, Boris." Boris rips off her shirt, throws white wine on her chest and says "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I eat white meat, I drink white wine."
    Things progress even further and Natasha says "kiss me even lower, Boris." Boris rips of her skirt and panties, throws Cognac on her and sets her on fire." Natasha screams "Boris, what are you doing?" Boris says, "I am Boris, licensed pilot and former banker and when I go down, I go down in flames."
    -Shecky Putin

  12. Mother Russia says:

    This is pretty bearish.

  13. Stalin says:

    When one I-banker is fired it's a tragedy. When an entire office is fired it's a statistic.

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