Attention Connecticut Residents: Watch Out For Tire Irons To The Face

Among the many reasons typically cited by hedge fund managers who choose to run their business out of Connecticut instead of New York are: 1. The room to stretch their shit out 2. Proximity to the Long Island Sound 3. Convenience for those already living in the area. Some probably also believe that the Fairfield County is slightly safer than New York City. That you’re not going to get jumped walking out of the office or beaten with a tire iron because you messed with someone’s man or woman. OR WILL YOU?

An unemployed hairdresser accused of knocking out a Darien woman’s teeth with a tire iron in November pleaded not guilty to a felony assault charge Tuesday at state Superior Court in Stamford. Rhiannon Noell Stefanick, 23, of 90 Deerfield Drive, Greenwich, was arraigned on a charge of first-degree assault. Stefanick and her public defender, Barry Butler, elected a jury trial at her hearing before Judge Richard Comerford. Butler declined comment on the case. Stefanick is to return to court Feb. 14…At Stamford Hospital, , she told police that she had gotten several threatening phone calls since she had met a man a week earlier. The woman told police that she believed they were coming from the man’s ex-girlfriend. In a statement that the woman had to type because she could not speak clearly, she said she remembered a woman walking up to her and saying “I told you not to mess with my man.” The next day, the woman was able to pick out Stefanick’s picture.

Greenwich woman charged in tire-iron beating [Greenwich Time]
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39 Responses to “Attention Connecticut Residents: Watch Out For Tire Irons To The Face”

  1. Guest says:


    Can we get a "don't stick your dick in crazy" tag? I think we can get a lot of mileage on that one…

  2. Suckjob says:

    There's now a woman in Darien that can give the best blowjobs this side pf Florida.

  3. Guest says:

    I always knew Mila Kunis's fat older sister had a mean streak in her.

  4. Guest says:

    Times have changed. Before the financial crisis hit, they used to beat each other up with Gucci handbags in Greenwich.

  5. Bejujular says:

    Dalio's magic forest compound making more and more sense.

  6. Mr. Frankenberger says:

    Dolly: That may have swayed me.

    – Jolene

  7. Inquisitive in HR says:

    Can Matt give any thoughts on what round interview for GS this was part of, either for the attacker or the lady typing out a statement because she can't speak clearly?

  8. nnn says:

    That's quite a set of eyebrows on the beauty parlor trash.

  9. Guest says:

    Man, getting hit with a tire iron really caused a lot of swelling to her face. What? Oh. Oh dear.

  10. Joe and Frank Hardy says:

    90 Deerfield Drive looks like a mansion on Google Maps. But she's using a public defender! This is suspicious.

  11. TheMayor says:

    I'd hit it.


  12. cogg diss says:

    4. White people

  13. HandiCapital says:

    Lights on, as a furry. Good luck with that tire iron.

  14. Guesteeculos says:

    Unemployed hair dressers and recovering junkies… does the man at the center of this tug of war drive a Honda Accord and work in Stamford? Standards, just go up a notch or twenty.

  15. Mrs_Slocombe says:

    In speaking with her counsel after the “purported” assault Ms. Stefanick remarked “had she been thinking more clearly at the time, she would have beaten the bitch’s hands so severely she wouldn’t have been able to wipe-her-ass for a month let alone type-out a statement.

  16. PermaGuestII says:

    Proof that Greenwich not only possesses railroad tracks, but a neighborhood on the wrong side of them, too.

  17. broseph says:

    With some hair and makeup time she's an 8.

    – guy who adjusts the 1-10 scale for "one time events" like getting your mug shot taken

  18. Eldrick W. says:

    What is it with crazy bitches and irons to the face?! I mean…damn.

  19. Glideroy Lockhart says:

    Where is the Barry Butler tag? You're better than that.