A few details from yesterday’s big day.
“Federation total comp up anywhere from 8 to 20 percent (with those graded at the bottom– you know that 5% we allegedly can every year– probably getting zero increase). People are happy compared to what we know about competitors but not happy overall. E.g., I was 40% down from 2009 through 2011, so 19% up still leaves me net backwards.”

"I was 40% down from 2009 through 2011, so 19% up still leaves me net backwards" – Boo fking hoo!
Matt, can we please get a couple of charts and graphs for this guys comp. I'm a little confused and can't tackle such large numbers so early in the morn.
thanks,
UBS MD
GS =========
UBS =
GS: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
UBS: -$$
Anymore info splits within different divisions of the company? Analyst/associate on IBD? S&T bonus? Institutional research? What's the comp structure also btwn cash and stock, deferred payments etc?
Tell me, what is this bonus of which you speak?
GS ==========
= UBS
(Fixed it for you)
If you have to ask…
Yes. How ridicuous is it that when this person took the risk of secretly texting this information to DB while at work they didn't go into the granular details you're asking for, pertaining to job titles he doesn't have.
Great reasonable question.
“Federation total comp…
I thought GS was part of the Galactic Empire.
Damn it, I totally took the wrong offer.
More like Romulans.
GS equals UBS?
That's good news!
just fyi – federation = non-revenue generating divisions…
Something that you will never experience.
Kinda like the big O – For some people, it's more of a myth than truth.
GS back office > Jefferies M&A MD > imaginary girlfriend > UBS
GS: 8====D
UBS: (_)*(_)
Pretty sure everyone knows what it means but thanks for that.
You would be wrong. Thanks though.
Druish
The Trade Federation was acquired in distress after the Nabooan Affair, as a bolt-on to J. Aron.
Thanks – I like my sarcasm polite.
Tough but fair
Call the close on guest. Minus 57 ?
with a dash of jizz on top
You can't afford not to ask these days.
In Japan, women come second. If at all.
any ranges for 1st and 2nd year VPs
Eh, more accurately: GS: 8==D
- Wall Street madam
Yes.
Stainless steel Vikings for everyone!
If GS>UBS, the what about MSSB?
Bess has the hots for Blankfein
8========================================B
Before 2008
Getting zero increase and getting canned at GS is still far better for your resume than working at Morgan Stanley
(see what I did there ? because you were all expecting "UBS")
At UBS there's an e in bonus… bone us. Get it?
- UBS DP
Seriously, any range here?
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