Instant Message From Bloomberg Salesman To Customer Attempts To Drum Up Interest In New Function For 2013

Presumably those who are ready should type MIND BLOWING DISPLAY <go> and hold onto their hats.

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28 Responses to “Instant Message From Bloomberg Salesman To Customer Attempts To Drum Up Interest In New Function For 2013”

  1. moi says:

    what no other comments on mind blowing anal? hewwo! everyone asleep?

  2. Guest says:

    Must be a goldman guy to think his client would like receiving anal

  3. Greg Smith says:

    Wish I had known about this trick in my corporate days

  4. guest says:

    Anyone else finding it creepier with his eyes blacked out?

  5. Gundlach says:

    Will this display be downloadable?

  6. Bloomberg Employee says:

    Haha, very funny guys. You know I meant to type "mind-blowing display of Real Time Analysis", but it just got cut off.

  7. UBS sucks says:

    must work for UBS in his formal role

  8. Guest says:

    Two hours and no Ping Jiang jokes? You're all fired. Clean out your desks.

  9. Guest says:

    Shazam !

  10. Fixed Income says:

    I've been a Bloomberg customer since 1998 and am still waiting for my rep to show me this feature. I suspect that when Bloomberg knows what his company has been up to, this feature will go the way of the big gulp in NYC.

  11. LiveStrong says:

    From the Instant Bloomberg account of J Gundlach…

    12:69:69 Happy Secretary's Day, Martha!
    I'll be working from home today so can you please go into my office, approach the bottom right drawer of my desk (yes right across from the Piet Mondrian on the wall) and gather the following items for me: the Penske file, the pair of handcuffs and my bottle of hand lotion. Also, before finishing the task at hand (and thereby pleasing your boss – aka me- in the process), please gently touch, caress and then lay my Dik…

    Embe Mutombo autographed basketball jersey in a bag and send to me via courier.



  12. hmm says:

    Well, Shazar, what do you say? You ready?

  13. Ian Gallagher says:

    Shit I must have been out that day!

  14. Guest says:

    When I type MIND BLOWING DISPLAY <GO> into Bloomberg, it says "You are not authorized to access this function." Sounds about right…

  15. broseph says:

    Bloomberg has so many cute young female reps, and instead they send some creeper with a 5 o'clock shadow to do the demonstration. Go figure.

  16. Doug says:

    amazing message GO BLOOMBERG…

  17. Momentus says:

    There is no new ground to be covered here….

    -San Francisco

  18. UBS SUCKS says:

    Chris Rodskog sucks

  19. Nick says:

    Graffiti in the mens room at Goldman "for a good time punch <HELP> <HELP> "

  20. sohbet says:

    telling these little stories, here's a good idea: Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.