Presumably those who are ready should type MIND BLOWING DISPLAY <go> and hold onto their hats.
best wishes, highly suggestive ellipses, IMs, mind blowing displays, real time anal..., you ready?
what no other comments on mind blowing anal? hewwo! everyone asleep?
Must be a goldman guy to think his client would like receiving anal
Wish I had known about this trick in my corporate days
Anyone else finding it creepier with his eyes blacked out?
Will this display be downloadable?
Haha, very funny guys. You know I meant to type "mind-blowing display of Real Time Analysis", but it just got cut off.
must work for UBS in his formal role
Two hours and no Ping Jiang jokes? You're all fired. Clean out your desks.
I've been a Bloomberg customer since 1998 and am still waiting for my rep to show me this feature. I suspect that when Bloomberg knows what his company has been up to, this feature will go the way of the big gulp in NYC.
From the Instant Bloomberg account of J Gundlach…
12:69:69 Happy Secretary's Day, Martha!
I'll be working from home today so can you please go into my office, approach the bottom right drawer of my desk (yes right across from the Piet Mondrian on the wall) and gather the following items for me: the Penske file, the pair of handcuffs and my bottle of hand lotion. Also, before finishing the task at hand (and thereby pleasing your boss – aka me- in the process), please gently touch, caress and then lay my Dik…
Embe Mutombo autographed basketball jersey in a bag and send to me via courier.
Well, Shazar, what do you say? You ready?
Shit I must have been out that day!
When I type MIND BLOWING DISPLAY <GO> into Bloomberg, it says "You are not authorized to access this function." Sounds about right…
Bloomberg has so many cute young female reps, and instead they send some creeper with a 5 o'clock shadow to do the demonstration. Go figure.
amazing message GO BLOOMBERG…
There is no new ground to be covered here….
Chris Rodskog sucks
Graffiti in the mens room at Goldman "for a good time punch <HELP> <HELP> "
telling these little stories, here's a good idea: Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.
Bonus Watch ’16: Local Hooker Should Be Getting Paid Extra For This
You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
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