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Opening Bell: 01.08.13

Obama Said Close to Choosing Lew for Treasury Secretary (Bloomberg)
President Barack Obama may choose White House Chief of Staff Jack Lew to replace Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner as soon as this week, according to two people familiar with the matter. The selection of Lew would trigger a White House shuffle for Obama’s second term as he replaces his chief of staff and moves senior aides into new roles, said the people, who requested anonymity to discuss personnel matters. While Obama hasn’t made a final decision to pick Lew, the president’s staff has been instructed to prepare for his nomination, said one of the people.

Rescued by a Bailout, AIG May Sue Its Savior (NYT)
The board of A.I.G. will meet on Wednesday to consider joining a $25 billion shareholder lawsuit against the government, court records show. The lawsuit does not argue that government help was not needed. It contends that the onerous nature of the rescue — the taking of what became a 92 percent stake in the company, the deal’s high interest rates and the funneling of billions to the insurer’s Wall Street clients — deprived shareholders of tens of billions of dollars and violated the Fifth Amendment, which prohibits the taking of private property for “public use, without just compensation.”

Greenberg: ‘Cadre’ Hurt AIG (NYP)
Maurice “Hank” Greenberg, former chief executive officer of American International Group, says in a soon-to-be-published book that the company was almost destroyed by overzealous overseers. The insurer was “ultimately taken over and run aground by a cadre of auditors, lawyers, outside directors, and government officials,” according to an excerpt of “The AIG Story” on’s website.

JPMorgan’s Staley Quits to Join BlueMountain Hedge Fund (Bloomberg)
ames E. Staley, the JPMorgan Chase executive who was once seen as a possible candidate to become chief executive officer, quit to join BlueMountain Capital Management LLC, a $12 billion hedge fund with close ties to the New York bank. Staley, who was at JPMorgan for more than 34 years, most recently as chairman of the corporate and investment bank, will become a managing partner and purchase a stake in BlueMountain, the New York-based firm said today in a statement. Proceeds from the stake sale will be invested in new infrastructure, technology and people, the firm said. “I’m very excited to be joining BlueMountain at a time when sea changes in the financial industry combined with the firm’s unique strengths open up enormous possibilities to deliver value to clients,” Staley, 56, said in the statement.

HSBC N.J. Client Admits Conspiracy in Offshore Tax Case (Bloomberg)
A New Jersey client of HSBC Holdings pleaded guilty to charges that he hid as much as $4.7 million through Swiss and Indian accounts not declared to the U.S. Internal Revenue Service. Sanjay Sethi, 52, who owns SanVision Technology Inc., conspired with HSBC bankers in New York, London and Geneva to hide assets from the IRS, he admitted yesterday in federal court in Newark, New Jersey. Sethi will pay a $2.37 million penalty for failing to file reports required for foreign accounts. “Sethi and his co-conspirators used nominee and shell companies formed in tax-haven jurisdictions and elsewhere to conceal the defendant’s ownership and control of assets and income from the IRS,” according to his charging document.

Bill Ackman Says Just Getting Started Exposing Herbalife (Bloomberg)
“We’re prepared to spend whatever it costs and do whatever is required to make sure that the world understands the facts about this company,” he said in a telephone interview. “We can’t imagine how the SEC or the Federal Trade Commission or any other relevant regulator will ignore what we have said.” Ackman said he would make all his information available to U.S. regulators.

Chinese Tech Titans Eye Brazil (WSJ)
The Chinese like emerging markets because, for a change, they don’t have to start way behind established American companies. By moving into Brazil aggressively, Chinese PC maker Lenovo Group and Internet-search company Baidu hope to gain an edge over companies like Hewlett-Packard and Google In addition, some U.S. companies that are leaders at home and in Europe have a smaller footprint here because of Brazil’s long history of protectionism and red tape and its high cost of labor, particularly compared with Asia.

Oregon brewer Daniel Keeton creates nutritional, non-alcoholic brew for his dog (NYDN)
Oregon man Daniel Keeton enjoys serving beer to customers at the brewery he works for, so why shouldn’t he serve up some healthy brew for the dog he cares about? The dog brew is non-alcoholic of course, but it is a big hit with Keeton’s canine Lola Jane. And now Keeton’s special brew is available to anyone who wants it. After years of planning, Keeton launched his company Dawg Grog over the summer. Keeton, who works at Boneyard Brewery in Bend, says Dawg Grog is good for the dogs, and they can’t seem to get enough of it. “Bend is a dog-loving community and a beer-loving community,” Keeton told the Daily News on Monday. “I wanted to marry those two together in some way.” Keeton spent years refining the ingredients to his special brew, which includes low-sodium vegetable broth, water and spent grain from Boneyard Brewery. “After a couple of years of trying recipes I came up with one that I am really happy with, and one that my dog is really happy with,” he said.

Secret Goldman Team Sidesteps Volcker After Blankfein Vow (Bloomberg)
MSI wagers about $1 billion of the New York-based firm’s own funds on the stocks and bonds of companies, including a mortgage servicer and a cement producer, according to interviews with more than 20 people who worked for and with the group, some as recently as last year. The unit, headed by two 1999 Princeton University classmates, has no clients, the people said…The team of about a dozen people, based at the firm’s Manhattan headquarters, is headed by Daniel Oneglia and Geoff Adamson. Oneglia was treasurer of the Princeton eating club Tiger Inn, where his nicknames included “the Don” and “the Weasel,” according to the university’s website. Adamson was coxswain for men’s heavyweight varsity crew. A Boston Globe photo shows teammates flinging him into a Massachusetts lake after a victory.

Carlyle Bags $4 Billion Profit From China Insurance Exit (Reuters)
Private equity firm Carlyle Group sold its remaining stake in China’s No.3 insurer CPIC in a deal valued at $793 million, exiting the business with its largest dollar profit on an investment. After several stake sales in the past two years, Carlyle will finish with a total profit of more than $4 billion, five times the $800 million it invested in CPIC between 2005 and 2007 for a 17 percent stake, Thomson Reuters calculations show. By private equity standards, where making two times cash paid and a few hundred million is considered a success, the CPIC exit is an historic deal for Carlyle.

London Quantitative Hedge Funds Report Second Year of Losses (Bloomberg)
The performance of the funds belies their popularity with investors, who’ve poured $108.2 billion into the pools since the end of 2008, according to Fairfield, Iowa-based BarclayHedge Ltd. While quants made money during the financial crisis when other hedge funds didn’t, they’ve since stumbled as market sentiment swung from optimism to pessimism following political announcements in Washington and Brussels, breaking up the trends they try to follow. That may force investors to withdraw money.

Japan Executives Warn Yen May Get Too Weak (WSJ)
The executives, who gathered at an annual New Year’s reception held by Japan’s three biggest corporate lobbies, praised Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s new government for its proposals to boost the economy and tame the strong yen, which erodes exporters’ profits and makes it harder to sell Japan-made goods overseas. But they also cautioned that if the economy stays weak, or if the government doesn’t take steps to get its bloated finances under control, investors could lose confidence in Japan and flee, sending the yen into free fall.

KFC diner stumbles upon strange brain-like organ in his meal (TS)
Disgusted Ibrahim Langoo was tucking into a Gladiator box meal when he spotted what he thought was a “wrinkled brain” inside a piece of chicken. KFC have apologised and, after having the photographs analysed, reckon the unsightly organ may in fact be a kidney. The 19-year-old took a photograph of the three-inch stomach-churning discovery on his mobile phone and complained to staff. Apologetic bosses at the fast-food chain – known for its Finger Lickin’ Good slogan – have now offered him vouchers for even more KFC meals.

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47 Responses to “Opening Bell: 01.08.13”

  1. on the open says:

    Don't Shaze me bro.

  2. Matt's mommy says:

    Matt for Treasury !

  3. VonSloneker says:

    Doggie O'Douls? Have we really become that pussified since the 80s?

    – Spuds Mackenzie

  4. Guest says:

    "Disgusted Ibrahim Langoo was tucking into a Gladiator box meal when he spotted what he thought was a 'wrinkled brain' inside a piece of chicken."

    Let the record show that he was disgusted prior to the discovery.

  5. Man Fnancial says:

    CTAs are not quant funds.

  6. Guest says:

    Zombie guy, this is the only day you are allowed to comment.

  7. Bejujular says:

    Another group of Excel jockeys pretending to be secret agents and mafia dons. Cue up another tell-all…

  8. Michael Moore says:

    That chicken brain has turned me off to KFC forever, is there a Popeye's around here? Let's get some Popeyes.

  9. Caviar Detergent says:

    Roe Tide!

  10. Guest says:

    @denniskneale Good to see someone coming out with an alcohol free dog brew, a drunk collie can be a handful.

  11. Guest says:

    Classic move for Staley. Wonder if he'll get a golden handshake considering they made so much money off of JPM shareholders.

  12. Hobbes says:

    Beer for dogs? Only in Oregon.

  13. James S. Cramer says:



    –<3 JIMBO

  14. Laxbro says:

    Anyone else find it awkward how the announcers sounded obsessed with AJ's slam last night? If you're the starting QB at an SEC school–let alone the number one team in the nation–you should have a depth chart of cold pieces. Shit, I did dece being a washed up lacrosse player with a Tahoe. That said, she's pretty but there are a hundred "Miss Alabamas" in Tuscaloosa that would let AJ stroke on command. So hopefully he's not dumb enough to be faithful to this attention starved airhead.

  15. PermaGuestII says:

    GS has a market cap of $64 billion, book value of $68 billion, and total assets of $949 billion. Would this really be a leading "scare quote" Bloomberg story if we were talking about two guys from the same frat at Northwestern running a $300 million internal fund for US Bancorp?

  16. Guest says:

    Anyone else hate the phrase "tuck into"?

  17. Andy says:

    I think a dog living in Bend feels more like a dog if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion.

  18. sohbet says:

    telling these little stories, here's a good idea: Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.