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Q4 Neither The Season Of Light Nor The Season Of Darkness For Greenlight, Not The Best Of Times But Not The Worst Of Times, Either (David Einhorn’s Not Gonna Lie Though, He Could’ve Done Without It)

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  1. Guest says:

    When life gives you hot coffee, you pour it down your pants*, and then you profit!

    * You make sure first that there is no warning on the lid.

  2. Guest says:

    Our coffee was too hot, our apple was bruised, and frankly, we spent most of the quarter thinking of puns for the newsletter.

  3. Blog Ranking Quant says:

    Related to Vodaphone getting bought out by Verizon "Maybe there is an investment banker out there reading this with time on their hands."

    Maybe, maybe not, but I can assure that there's a guy who could make some great charts about why you should do this deal. Also, a guy who will be sure to update you with quotes from any resulting media coverage, don't worry, no one else likes that second guy either.

  4. Heh says:

    "Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle." and then he goes on to use a toilet plunger(!) to clean his mouth.

    That is all.

  5. 60 Cent says:

    Don't Finkle in my pocket and tell me its coffee.

  6. guest says:

    Oh David, you are so handsome!

    -B Ackman

  7. gfgf says:

    q1 letter: apple falls from 532 to 461 …..

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  15. now much of financial/banking subject. Citigroup as in Citibank?

  16. sohbet says:

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