$$$ Jack Lew sworn in as Treasury secretary [Reuters]
$$$ JPMorgan CEO Dimon: ‘We Need a Big Plan’ [FBN]
$$$ Hedge fund in ‘Whale’ trade tried to poach JPM employees [Reuters]
$$$ JPMorgan Traders Lost on 41 Days as ‘London Whale’ Unwinds [Bloomberg]
$$$ “After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I’ve decided that I’d like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding – I was fired today.” [CT]
$$$ Telepathic rats solve problems together [FT]
$$$ A major investment bank is looking for a sector coverage head for Food/Consumer/Retail commercial banking [DBCC]
$$$ Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt [NetNet / John Carney]
$$$ Regional jets really suck [WSJ]
If it ever looks like I’m trying to tell you what Carl Icahn is up […]
Yesterday the Second Circuit held arguments in the Argentina sovereign debt case. This case is […]
Bloomberg: Do you think he’s made a mistake on this one? Icahn: Well, if you […]
The bank, which is 82 percent owned by British taxpayers, said its fourth quarter losses […]
Manny Roman isn’t having a great first day at the helm of the Man Group.
There are a lot of things that, if you wanted to, you could legitimately blame on former JP Morgan employee London P. Whale. The $6.2 billion trading loss the bank incurred over the summer. Ina Drew getting fired. This awkward phone call. Some stuff you can’t pin on him, though many have tried: male pattern baldness, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Apple Maps, Lehman Brothers’ bankruptcy, tempting as it may be.
OH GOSH LET’S GET REAL ANGRY ABOUT THE EU BONUS CAP, which is moving forward […]
EU Bonus Rules Meet Anger (WSJ)
The new rules would prevent banks from promising bonuses that exceed an employee’s salary—though, with shareholder approval, bonus payments could rise to double the salary. The rules, which are supposed to kick in at the beginning of next year and appear to be the world’s toughest, still need to be approved by EU member states and the full European Parliament. European banking executives and trade groups say the rules—which are likely to apply to all European bank’s employees around the world—will put the industry at a severe disadvantage relative to U.S. and Asian banks, and that it will provoke unintended consequences. Banks early Thursday weren’t yet publicly commenting as they digested the news. But executives privately didn’t hold back. “It’s a disaster,” said a senior investment-banking executive at a top European bank. “It’s a crazy policy” that could jeopardize European banks’ abilities to hire employees in the U.S. or Asia.
Jockeying Stalls Deal On Spending Cuts (WSJ)
With mandatory across-the-board spending cuts set to begin Friday, the White House and congressional Republicans are poised to let the deadline pass, each calculating that their hand in negotiations only grows stronger if they scorn a quick compromise. The first face-to-face meeting on the issue between President Barack Obama and congressional leaders won’t happen until Friday—the deadline for Mr. Obama to set in motion $85 billion in broad spending cuts. None of the participants expect the morning meeting at the White House to produce a breakthrough. In the run-up, with no serious talks under way, each side is maneuvering to ensure the other catches the blame if the cuts kick in.
Cuts Unlike To Deliver Promised US Budget Savings (Reuters)
The $85 billion cut to budget authority amounts to about 2.4 percent of the $3.6 trillion the U.S. government is expected to spend in the fiscal year that ends on Sept. 30. The actual amount of savings is much less – $43 billion in the current fiscal year, according to the Congressional Budget Office. That’s because federal agencies don’t spend all of the money they are allocated in any given fiscal year. A $1 billion aircraft carrier, for example, may take years to build. Even at that lower level, the effects are likely to ripple across the world’s largest economy in a way that will work against deficit-reduction efforts.
Scrutiny Of Heinz Trades Grows (WSJ)
The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, a Wall Street self-regulator, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are reviewing numerous trades in Heinz stock shortly before the buyout announcement sent the share price soaring Feb. 14, the people said. The inquiries add to an investigation the Securities and Exchange Commission disclosed Feb. 15 into what it called a “highly suspicious” $90,000 purchase of stock options the day before the deal, a position with a potential profit of $1.7 million. The FBI also has said it launched a criminal investigation into options activity ahead of the deal.
Flowers Foods Set To Buy Wonderbread From Hostess (NYP)
After no other bidders emerged to challenge it, Flowers Foods is set to snare Wonder and a slew of other bread brands being sold by bankrupt Hostess Brands for $360 million.
How The Pope’s Retirement Package Compares To Yours (CNBC)
Let’s start with the basics: The pope emeritus will receive a monthly pension of 2,500 euros, according to Italian newspaper La Stampa. That translates to almost $3,300, or close to the monthly maximum of $3,350 that Social Security will pay to an American who retires this year. Few people will actually qualify for that amount. For starters, you would have to wait until 70 to retire. You would also have to spend most of your working life earning Social Security’s taxable maximum pay, which is set at $113,700 this year. “That’s quite rare,” said Richard Johnson, director of the program on retirement policy at the Urban Institute. He pointed out that the average Social Security check is about $1,200 a month — not enough to pay for the typical American retiree’s expenses. “For most people, if you look at the median, Social Security counts for about 40 percent of their income. So it’s important, but people rely a lot on other savings, like pensions or 401(k) savings,” Johnson said. A big nest egg is not something the pope emeritus has to worry about. The Roman Catholic Church will cover his living expenses, provide him with a spacious home inside the Vatican and pay for everything from cooked meals to housekeepers, according to The Telegraph. Such services are not available to the typical American senior, unless he or she pays for an assisted living facility or resides in a nursing home, Johnson said…Health care costs are one of the big risks that older Americans face, and while Medicare pays for the bulk of their expenses, many things are left uncovered, Johnson said. Meanwhile, the pope emeritus will continue to be a member of the Vatican’s generous private health care policy, the BBC reported.
Blackstone Profits From Regulation With Citigroup Deal (Bloomberg)
Blackstone has devised a way to profit from regulation: It’s helping banks meet tougher capital rules without the pain of selling assets or raising equity. The firm last year insured Citigroup against any initial losses on a $1.2 billion pool of shipping loans, said two people with knowledge of the transaction, who asked not to be identified because the matter is private. The regulatory capital trade, Blackstone’s first, will let Citigroup cut how much it sets aside to cover defaults by as much as 96 percent, while keeping the loans on its balance sheet, the people said.
RBS Moves To Appease UK (WSJ)
The 81%-state-owned bank unveiled a series of moves to ease government and regulatory pressure on the bank to become more U.K. focused and better capitalized. Chief Executive Stephen Hester confirmed that it would list around 25% of the U.S.-based RBS Citizens bank in the next two years “to highlight the valuable nature of the business.” RBS also said it would further pare back its investment bank, shedding jobs and cutting risk-weighted assets to £80 billion ($121.3 billion), from £101.3 billion at the end of 2012.
Unemployment aid claims fall by 22,000 last week (AP)
The number of Americans seeking unemployment aid fell 22,000 last week to a seasonally adjusted 344,000, evidence that the job market may be picking up. The four-week average of applications dropped 6,750 to 355,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. That was the first drop in three weeks.
Too Big To Fail Hurting Too Small To Compete Banks (Bloomberg)
Investors such as Joshua Siegel, founder and managing principal at New York-based StoneCastle Partners LLC, see bigger changes at the other end of the spectrum. Small banks will seek mergers because their management teams are aging and new regulations are too costly to bear, he says. “If you need one major overriding theme of the industry in the next three, five, seven, 10 years: massive consolidation, thousands of banks,” says Siegel, whose firm managed $5.1 billion as of the end of last year and invests in small banks. In the U.S., “I do see probably anywhere from 2,000 to 4,000 banks being swallowed up, and what you’ll see then is a more- concentrated system.”
Dennis Rodman Tells Kim Jong Un: You Have A Friend For Life (NYP)
Rodman and Kim sat side by side at an exhibition game in Pyongyang on Thursday, chatting as they watched players from North Korea and the US play in mixed teams, Alex Detrick, a spokesman for the New York-based VICE media company, told The Associated Press. Rodman later addressed Kim before a crowd of thousands, telling him, “You have a friend for life,” Detrick said. The encounter makes Rodman the most high-profile American to meet with the young North Korean leader, said to be a diehard basketball fan.
$$$ Senate approves Lew as new Treasury chief [Reuters]
$$$ Wall Street Junk Kings Selling Debt Poised to Lose Value [Bloomberg]
$$$ Volcker Rule Could Be Delayed — Again [WSJ]
$$$ Occupy the SEC is suing to force regulators to work faster on the Volcker Rule [Occupy the SEC]
$$$ Delaware Finds Reverse Triangular Mergers Aren’t Assignments [Deal Lawyers]
$$$ Calpers Claims Victory in Apple Vote That Didn’t Happen [Deal Journal]
$$$ “If a bank’s cost of funding went up idiosyncratically, the borrower got penalized. If a bank was suddenly considered a big credit risk, it’s borrowers paid the premium.” [NetNet / John Carney]
I like taking cheap shots at the SEC as much as the next guy, maybe […]
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Fitch Ratings does not want to find itself in S&P’s shoes.
You may not believe this, but a few weeks ago I spoke to a business […]
In 1984, when he was a junior at Horace Greeley High School, in affluent Chappaqua, […]
Bernanke Affirms Bond Buying (WSJ)
In his semiannual report to Congress Tuesday, Mr. Bernanke said the bond buying is helping the economy by holding down long-term interest rates and ought to be sustained. “Keeping long-term interest rates low has helped spark a recovery in the housing market and has led to increased sales and production of automobiles and other durable goods,” he said. The Fed has accumulated $2.8 trillion of Treasury and mortgage securities. Mr. Bernanke’s remarks signaled little change in the central bank’s plans to purchase $85 billion a month of long-term Treasury and mortgage debt. The Fed’s next policy meeting is March 19-20.
Regulators Hope For Libor Pacts (WSJ)
Regulators investigating alleged interest-rate manipulation are hoping to reach settlements with at least three major financial institutions by the end of summer, according to a person familiar with the probes. It isn’t clear if the companies will go along with any proposed settlements, and previous agreements with banks were delayed before being completed. So far, regulators have settled rate-rigging charges with Barclays, RBS, and UBS collecting about $2.5 billion in penalties. All three banks admitted that employees sought to rig rates.
Barclays to Unveil Numbers Earning 1 Million (FT)
Barclays is set to reveal the number of staff who earned above 1 million pounds ($1.5 million) last year, in a push for transparency that could turn the bank into a trailblazer for the sector. In its annual report next week, the British retail and investment bank will for the first time give an outline of the various pay brackets among its 140,000 staff, people close to the situation said. Analysts estimate that between 600 and 700 employees – mostly in the investment bank – will be revealed as having taken home more than 1 million pounds last year.
JPMorgan To Cut 17,000 Jobs (WSJ)
The move announced Tuesday by the New York company, the nation’s most profitable bank in 2012 and the biggest U.S. lender by assets, will reduce its staff by 6.5% in one of the most aggressive reductions to date amid widespread financial-industry cutbacks.
Bond brawl: Singer v. Argentina today (NYP)
Lawyers Ted Olsen and David Boies will appear before a Manhattan US appeals court to argue over how $1.44 billion in Argentina debt should be paid. Olsen represents billionaire hedge fund magnate Paul Singer, who claims he and other bondholder holdouts should be paid alongside those holders who agreed to a steep haircut during a debt restructuring. Argentina President Cristina Kirchner has long insisted she will never pay “one dollar” to the Singer holdouts. Boies represents the bondholders who agreed to the restructuring — and they oppose Singer, believing that Argentina will never go along with a pro-holdout ruling, thus putting their bonds at risk of default.
Cops: Florida Man, 36, Assaulted Teen Relative With Taco Bell Burrito (TSG)
The victim told cops that he was having a “verbal altercation” with his mother and Brown, his brother-in-law, when Brown “asked his mother to bring him the burrito,” according to an arrest affidavit. Brown then allegedly threw the burrito “with force” at the victim, striking the boy in the face with the fast food item. While interviewing the teen, cops noted that he had “burrito cheese, sauce and meat all over his clothing and face.” Brown told police that the victim was disrespectful to his mother and had cursed at the woman. He also acknowledged that he had “delivered” the burrito. After being booked into the county jail, Brown warned that he would “take care” of the teen upon his release from custody, adding that the victim “was going to get knocked out.”
Best Buy Takeover Attempt by Founder in Jeopardy (Reuters)
Best Buy founder Richard Schulze’s effort to take the company private is in trouble after attempts to secure financing faltered while an alternative strategy to line up minority investors may not pan out either, five sources familiar with the matter said. No longer pursuing a full takeover bid for the troubled electronics retailer, Schulze has focused discussions in recent weeks on a potential deal in which private equity firms would buy a non-controlling stake, the sources, who declined to be named because the discussions are private, said.
‘Penta-Millionaires’ Happier Than Merely Rich: Study (CNBC)
Breaking: A survey from Spectrem Group found that individuals worth $5 million or more are far more satisfied with their jobs, relationships and work than those worth $100,000 or less.
Dimon Says Banks Have More Capital Than They Can Use (Bloomberg)
The biggest U.S. banks are lending the smallest portion of their deposits in five years as cash floods in from savers, a slow economy damps demand from borrowers and regulators push financial firms to bolster themselves against any future credit crisis. The average loan-to-deposit ratio for the top eight commercial banks fell to 84 percent in the fourth quarter from 87 percent a year earlier and 101 percent in 2007, according to data compiled by Credit Suisse Group AG. JPMorgan had the lowest ratio in the group at 61 percent. “I don’t want to say it’s anti-American” to be held to international standards, Dimon said, adding that the bank’s assets include highly rated securities. “That balance sheet is almost as liquid as you can get.”
Budweiser Has Been Sued 3 Times for Watering Down All Those Watery Beers (Atlantic Wire)
The plaintiffs — including one guy who bought a case of Michelob Ultra a month, for some reason — allege that the public doesn’t know what all the beers under the Budweiser umbrella really taste like, and that they’re not getting their money’s worth. There is no science backing up the defendants’ claims, and AB InBev has yet to respond in court. The krux of the evidence comes from “information from former workers” of Anheuser-Busch breweries who claim watering down the beer in post-production is a company policy.
$$$ U.S. Banks Had Second-Best Earnings Ever in 2012, FDIC Says [Bloomberg]
$$$ Dimon Says Lenders to Have More Capital Than They Can Use [Bloomberg]
$$$ Banks Fear Court Ruling in Argentina Bond Debt [DealBook]
$$$ “’We are seeing some elements of precrisis behavior,’ Mr. Marks said on Tuesday at the SuperReturn International 2013 conference. ‘We are seeing people engaging in bullish behavior.’” [DealBook]
$$$ AB InBev Overstates Alcohol in Budweiser, Lawsuit Claims [Bloomberg]
$$$ It’s time to abolish the FHFA [Reuters / Felix Salmon]
$$$ Former CFO Sues T. Boone Pickens’ Son [CNS]
Mike Mayo: I think what I hear UBS saying in their presentation is, if I’m an affluent customer, I’ll feel a lot better going to UBS if they have a 13 percent capital ratio than another big bank with a 10 percent ratio, do you agree with that or disagree? Jamie Dimon: So you would go to UBS and not JPMorgan? Mike Mayo: I didn’t say that, that’s their argument. Jamie Dimon: That’s why I’m richer than you.
You may not share my tastes in this sort of thing but I’m going to […]
Congratulations: You’ve survived. Or, you haven’t and are still bitterly reading a Wall Street blog. No matter. The first group of you may be 1,000 members fewer this year, but you’ll be $20 billion richer by the time the last bonus checks go out.
Our political leaders have played the sequester as mostly a matter of saving face, and that’s pretty much all there is to the dreaded, feared sequester, sayeth Princeton economist Alan Blinder.
The story so far is that a few days ago Bloomberg View claimed that the […]
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