February 2013

  • Write-Offs

    Write-Offs: 02.28.13

    $$$ Jack Lew sworn in as Treasury secretary [Reuters]

    $$$ JPMorgan CEO Dimon: ‘We Need a Big Plan’ [FBN]

    $$$ Hedge fund in ‘Whale’ trade tried to poach JPM employees [Reuters]

    $$$ JPMorgan Traders Lost on 41 Days as ‘London Whale’ Unwinds [Bloomberg]

    $$$ “After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I’ve decided that I’d like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding – I was fired today.” [CT]

    $$$ Telepathic rats solve problems together [FT]

    $$$ A major investment bank is looking for a sector coverage head for Food/Consumer/Retail commercial banking [DBCC]

    $$$ Bank of China Eyes Expansion Into U.S. Securitization [WSJ]

    $$$ US watchdog set to weaken derivatives rules [FT]

    $$$ Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt [NetNet / John Carney]

    $$$ Regional jets really suck [WSJ]

    $$$ Maxine Waters: ‘Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost’ Due To Sequestration [YouTube]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 7:24 PM
  • Or weight loss shakes or whatever, I don't know, I just work here.

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    Carl Icahn Basically Just Going To Be A Vitamin Salesman Now

    If it ever looks like I’m trying to tell you what Carl Icahn is up to with Herbalife, don’t listen to me. I have no idea. How could you? Icahn now owns ~13% of Herbalife’s stock with a ~$36 basis, and he is somewhat constrained from selling it in the next six months by short-swing […]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 7:04 PM
  • The boat. At the very least, *a* boat.

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    Argentina Looking Forward To Reading, Ignoring U.S. Court’s Opinion

    Yesterday the Second Circuit held arguments in the Argentina sovereign debt case. This case is … I mean, you kind of had to be following along, but quick summary: back in the day Argentina defaulted on some old bonds, and exchanged most of them at a discount into new bonds, which it’s been making payments […]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 5:37 PM
  • News

    Euro-Zone Stays Growth-Free

    The euro-zone is going for a fourpeat.

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 5:28 PM
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    Carl Icahn Not Sure If He’s Mentioned How He Feels About Bill Ackman

    Bloomberg: Do you think he’s made a mistake on this one? Icahn: Well, if you look at his record lately, he has made a few very big mistakes. I am not going to say just this one. I am not here to question Ackman. I do not want to get pulled into that again…I look […]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 5:15 PM
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    RBS CEO: A Lot Of Legit Companies Lose $9 Billion A Year

    The bank, which is 82 percent owned by British taxpayers, said its fourth quarter losses increased 44 percent from a year earlier, to 2.60 billion pounds. That led to a full-year loss of 5.97 billion pounds ($9 billion), up from a shortfall of 2 billion pounds in 2011…RBS suggested that when investors take into account […]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 3:21 PM
  • News

    Congratulations, Manny Roman! Here’s a Celebratory Bag of Sh*t

    Manny Roman isn’t having a great first day at the helm of the Man Group.

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 2:37 PM
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    London Whale Also Not Responsible For Those Last 10 Pounds You Haven’t Lost

    There are a lot of things that, if you wanted to, you could legitimately blame on former JP Morgan employee London P. Whale. The $6.2 billion trading loss the bank incurred over the summer. Ina Drew getting fired. This awkward phone call. Some stuff you can’t pin on him, though many have tried: male pattern baldness, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Apple Maps, Lehman Brothers’ bankruptcy, tempting as it may be.

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 1:32 PM
  • Yes Philippe Lamberts will take away your bonus, but *cheerfully*

    Banks

    Bonus Watch ’14: EU Banks Will Be Mildly Inconvenienced

    OH GOSH LET’S GET REAL ANGRY ABOUT THE EU BONUS CAP, which is moving forward and would limit bankers’ bonuses to 1x base salary, or 2x with shareholder approval. It is super dumb.1 England hates it, what with having a functioning banking industry and all. Bankers hate it, being bankers.2 This guy thinks it makes […]

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 12:15 PM
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    Opening Bell

    Opening Bell: 02.28.13

    EU Bonus Rules Meet Anger (WSJ)
    The new rules would prevent banks from promising bonuses that exceed an employee’s salary—though, with shareholder approval, bonus payments could rise to double the salary. The rules, which are supposed to kick in at the beginning of next year and appear to be the world’s toughest, still need to be approved by EU member states and the full European Parliament. European banking executives and trade groups say the rules—which are likely to apply to all European bank’s employees around the world—will put the industry at a severe disadvantage relative to U.S. and Asian banks, and that it will provoke unintended consequences. Banks early Thursday weren’t yet publicly commenting as they digested the news. But executives privately didn’t hold back. “It’s a disaster,” said a senior investment-banking executive at a top European bank. “It’s a crazy policy” that could jeopardize European banks’ abilities to hire employees in the U.S. or Asia.

    Jockeying Stalls Deal On Spending Cuts (WSJ)
    With mandatory across-the-board spending cuts set to begin Friday, the White House and congressional Republicans are poised to let the deadline pass, each calculating that their hand in negotiations only grows stronger if they scorn a quick compromise. The first face-to-face meeting on the issue between President Barack Obama and congressional leaders won’t happen until Friday—the deadline for Mr. Obama to set in motion $85 billion in broad spending cuts. None of the participants expect the morning meeting at the White House to produce a breakthrough. In the run-up, with no serious talks under way, each side is maneuvering to ensure the other catches the blame if the cuts kick in.

    Cuts Unlike To Deliver Promised US Budget Savings (Reuters)
    The $85 billion cut to budget authority amounts to about 2.4 percent of the $3.6 trillion the U.S. government is expected to spend in the fiscal year that ends on Sept. 30. The actual amount of savings is much less – $43 billion in the current fiscal year, according to the Congressional Budget Office. That’s because federal agencies don’t spend all of the money they are allocated in any given fiscal year. A $1 billion aircraft carrier, for example, may take years to build. Even at that lower level, the effects are likely to ripple across the world’s largest economy in a way that will work against deficit-reduction efforts.

    Scrutiny Of Heinz Trades Grows (WSJ)
    The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, a Wall Street self-regulator, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are reviewing numerous trades in Heinz stock shortly before the buyout announcement sent the share price soaring Feb. 14, the people said. The inquiries add to an investigation the Securities and Exchange Commission disclosed Feb. 15 into what it called a “highly suspicious” $90,000 purchase of stock options the day before the deal, a position with a potential profit of $1.7 million. The FBI also has said it launched a criminal investigation into options activity ahead of the deal.

    Flowers Foods Set To Buy Wonderbread From Hostess (NYP)
    After no other bidders emerged to challenge it, Flowers Foods is set to snare Wonder and a slew of other bread brands being sold by bankrupt Hostess Brands for $360 million.

    How The Pope’s Retirement Package Compares To Yours (CNBC)
    Let’s start with the basics: The pope emeritus will receive a monthly pension of 2,500 euros, according to Italian newspaper La Stampa. That translates to almost $3,300, or close to the monthly maximum of $3,350 that Social Security will pay to an American who retires this year. Few people will actually qualify for that amount. For starters, you would have to wait until 70 to retire. You would also have to spend most of your working life earning Social Security’s taxable maximum pay, which is set at $113,700 this year. “That’s quite rare,” said Richard Johnson, director of the program on retirement policy at the Urban Institute. He pointed out that the average Social Security check is about $1,200 a month — not enough to pay for the typical American retiree’s expenses. “For most people, if you look at the median, Social Security counts for about 40 percent of their income. So it’s important, but people rely a lot on other savings, like pensions or 401(k) savings,” Johnson said. A big nest egg is not something the pope emeritus has to worry about. The Roman Catholic Church will cover his living expenses, provide him with a spacious home inside the Vatican and pay for everything from cooked meals to housekeepers, according to The Telegraph. Such services are not available to the typical American senior, unless he or she pays for an assisted living facility or resides in a nursing home, Johnson said…Health care costs are one of the big risks that older Americans face, and while Medicare pays for the bulk of their expenses, many things are left uncovered, Johnson said. Meanwhile, the pope emeritus will continue to be a member of the Vatican’s generous private health care policy, the BBC reported.

    Blackstone Profits From Regulation With Citigroup Deal (Bloomberg)
    Blackstone has devised a way to profit from regulation: It’s helping banks meet tougher capital rules without the pain of selling assets or raising equity. The firm last year insured Citigroup against any initial losses on a $1.2 billion pool of shipping loans, said two people with knowledge of the transaction, who asked not to be identified because the matter is private. The regulatory capital trade, Blackstone’s first, will let Citigroup cut how much it sets aside to cover defaults by as much as 96 percent, while keeping the loans on its balance sheet, the people said.

    RBS Moves To Appease UK (WSJ)
    The 81%-state-owned bank unveiled a series of moves to ease government and regulatory pressure on the bank to become more U.K. focused and better capitalized. Chief Executive Stephen Hester confirmed that it would list around 25% of the U.S.-based RBS Citizens bank in the next two years “to highlight the valuable nature of the business.” RBS also said it would further pare back its investment bank, shedding jobs and cutting risk-weighted assets to £80 billion ($121.3 billion), from £101.3 billion at the end of 2012.

    Unemployment aid claims fall by 22,000 last week (AP)
    The number of Americans seeking unemployment aid fell 22,000 last week to a seasonally adjusted 344,000, evidence that the job market may be picking up. The four-week average of applications dropped 6,750 to 355,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. That was the first drop in three weeks.

    Too Big To Fail Hurting Too Small To Compete Banks (Bloomberg)
    Investors such as Joshua Siegel, founder and managing principal at New York-based StoneCastle Partners LLC, see bigger changes at the other end of the spectrum. Small banks will seek mergers because their management teams are aging and new regulations are too costly to bear, he says. “If you need one major overriding theme of the industry in the next three, five, seven, 10 years: massive consolidation, thousands of banks,” says Siegel, whose firm managed $5.1 billion as of the end of last year and invests in small banks. In the U.S., “I do see probably anywhere from 2,000 to 4,000 banks being swallowed up, and what you’ll see then is a more- concentrated system.”

    Dennis Rodman Tells Kim Jong Un: You Have A Friend For Life (NYP)
    Rodman and Kim sat side by side at an exhibition game in Pyongyang on Thursday, chatting as they watched players from North Korea and the US play in mixed teams, Alex Detrick, a spokesman for the New York-based VICE media company, told The Associated Press. Rodman later addressed Kim before a crowd of thousands, telling him, “You have a friend for life,” Detrick said. The encounter makes Rodman the most high-profile American to meet with the young North Korean leader, said to be a diehard basketball fan.

    / Feb 28, 2013 at 9:30 AM
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    News

    Who Wants to Sail in Steerage?

    An Australian billionaire plans to rebuild the Titanic as a seafaring vessel, upon which he will seek to relive the thrill of the days when people knew their place.

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 6:28 PM
  • Btw the longer Fortune piece quotes Guggenheim's Todd Boehly saying "Mike is no more of an idol than Steve Jobs, Ben Franklin, or Mark Twain."

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    Michael Milken Seems To Have Been Overdue For Another SEC Investigation

    I like taking cheap shots at the SEC as much as the next guy, maybe more, so when I see a headline like “The SEC is investigating Michael Milken” it’s tempting to say “oh, yeah, he supposedly did some insider trading in the mid ’80s, so it makes sense that the SEC would be getting […]

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 6:13 PM
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    Shattered Hopes and Broken Dreams to be Quoted on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange

    There’s a new business opportunity offering a net interest margin of more than 42%. And it’s not a Ponzi scheme (we think), and it’s not the mafia (we think?). It’s a chain of pawnshops looking at an IPO.

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 4:32 PM
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    Ratings Agency Would Prefer Not to Be Sued, Won’t Cut U.S. Debt Rating

    Fitch Ratings does not want to find itself in S&P’s shoes.

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 3:12 PM
  • Hmm. Anyone got any other ideas?

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    Mourn For The Derivative On Its Derivatives That Credit Suisse Wrote To Itself

    You may not believe this, but a few weeks ago I spoke to a business school class about the financial industry, and a student asked me “what would you say to someone who’s considering a career at an investment bank?” Somehow it did not occur to me to congratulate her on her humanitarian impulses. Instead, […]

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 1:23 PM
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    News

    Clawbacks Watch ’13: Barclays

    Those Libor fines don’t pay for themselves!

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 12:31 PM
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    News

    Bill Ackman Is Still Thinking About Filing An Appeal Against The SAT Board For Those 4 Questions He Got “Wrong” In 1984

    In 1984, when he was a junior at Horace Greeley High School, in affluent Chappaqua, New York, he wagered his father $2,000 that he would score a perfect 800 on the verbal section of the S.A.T. The gamble was everything Ackman had saved up from his Bar Mitzvah gift money and his allowance for doing […]

    / Feb 27, 2013 at 11:16 AM

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