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Dan Loeb’s High School Yearbook Can Be Yours

For anyone working on a giant photo mosaic of George Soros’ face, made out of the senior year pictures of hedge fund managers and various other Wall Street execs, today’s your lucky day. [eBay]

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  1. Pen15 Club says:

    In my day the principal was the meanest son of a bitch God ever put on one leg, he'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you, then when you were standing there shocked the one legged man would kick you he'd bite you.

  2. Kenny Powers says:

    Now I know he's not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look, he could be very striking.

  3. Slush Fund Manager says:

    I think this merits dipping into the Dealbreaker slush fund to be purchased as a prize in an upcoming FEC.

  4. E. Texas Gas Trader says:

    You can't see his "Senior Quote" underneath his picture. Under my senior picture was my senior quote stating, "If the Red River is flowing, take the dirt road home…"

  5. VonSloneker says:

    Cute kid

    – Mike Damone, Fast Times Quant

  6. Incitatus says:

    I love the all-caps plea in Mardi Gras colored letters at the bottom of the eBay listing:

    "PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND BID"