• 13 Feb 2013 at 12:20 PM

Layoffs Watch ’13: JPMorgan

Cuts are said to have gone down at the House o’ Dimon this morning, apparently affecting a handful of equities employees.

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  1. Posted by Chad N. Froid | February 13, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    Didn't they start the layoffs with some risk management folk in 2012?

  2. Posted by Rubber Ducky VP | February 13, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Are the bath toys safe?

  3. Posted by Whales Unlimited | February 13, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Just the minnows, I hope.

  4. Posted by Excel | February 13, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    When is the Layoff Watch for SI, specifically the department that decides who is cover material?

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  6. Posted by She didn't fuck | February 13, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    I guess this was payback for not giving it up .

  7. Posted by guest | February 13, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    um… what?

  8. Posted by Sal | February 13, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    Bess, would you like to go out for a meal of food sometime?