News

Opening Bell: 02.11.13

Two Firms, One Trail, In Probe Of Ratings (WSJ)
The Justice Department last week went after Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services—not rival Moody’s Investors Service —with a $5 billion fraud lawsuit. Some former Moody’s employees think they know why. The Moody’s Corp. unit took careful steps to avoid creating a trove of potentially embarrassing employee messages like those that came back to haunt S&P in the U.S.’s lawsuit, the former employees say. Moody’s analysts in recent years had limited access to instant-message programs and were directed by executives to discuss sensitive matters face to face, according to former employees. The crackdown on communications came after a 2005 investigation by then New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer into Moody’s ratings on some mortgage-backed deals, the former employees say. Former employees also point to an April 2001 settlement between Moody’s and the Justice Department’s antitrust division over the destruction of documents amid a civil inquiry by the agency. Moody’s pleaded to one count of obstruction of justice and paid a fine of $195,000. Moody’s called that situation “an isolated incident” and said it cooperated with the Justice Department’s investigation. That settlement helped lay the groundwork for heightened concerns about sensitive documents, former Moody’s employees say.

Credit Rating Victims Didn’t Know S&P’s Toxic AAA Born of Greed (Bloomberg)
When Charles O. Prince III was chief executive officer of Citigroup Inc. from 2003 to 2007, he didn’t know about a surge in mortgage risk that his own investment bankers loaded on to its bank’s books. Because such debt carried top credit ratings from firms such as Standard & Poor’s, few financial executives paid attention to the potential dangers. When Charles O. Prince III was chief executive officer of Citigroup Inc. from 2003 to 2007, he didn’t know about a surge in mortgage risk that his own investment bankers loaded on to its bank’s books. Because such debt carried top credit ratings from firms such as Standard & Poor’s, few financial executives paid attention to the potential dangers.

Makeover At Barclays Won’t Be Extreme (WSJ)
Mr. Jenkins’s cuts are likely to be focused on areas where Barclays lags far behind competitors, executives say. That could include parts of the equities sales-and-trading businesses in Asia and continental Europe, according to analysts and people at other banks. Those are businesses in which Mr. Diamond spearheaded an ambitious expansion but where Barclays remains a second-tier player. But other changes are driven more by polishing the bank’s tarnished image than they are by the need to boost profits. A few business lines that don’t seem “socially useful” are likely to end up on the chopping block, executives say. For example, Barclays plans to retreat at least in part from the lucrative trading of “soft commodities” such as coffee, executives say. That is a concession to mounting criticism that speculative trading in those commodities contributes to food-price inflation. “We’re a big player, but does it pass the smell test of what society would think of this?” a senior executive said. Mr. Jenkins is also expected to trumpet plans to dramaticallyscale back Barclays’s tax-planning business, in which it advises clients on how to minimize their tax burdens. The bank will no longer help clients put together transactions that have no businesspurpose other than reducing taxes. “Such activity is incompatible with our purpose,” Mr. Jenkins will say on Tuesday, according to the extract of his speech. But the bank isn’t expected to exit the business altogether. It will continue to offer tax-minimizing advice. People familiar with the matter say the business has been hiring employees recently.

Putin Turns Black Gold Into Bullion as Russia Out-Buys World (Bloomberg)
Not only has Putin made Russia the world’s largest oil producer, he’s also made it the biggest gold buyer. His central bank has added 570 metric tons of the metal in the past decade, a quarter more than runner-up China, according to IMF data compiled by Bloomberg. The added gold is also almost triple the weight of the Statue of Liberty.

White House Warns Coming Austerity Will Hit Economy Hard (Reuters)
Automatic government spending cuts due to go into effect March 1 unless Congress acts to prevent them would bite deeply into programs affecting many Americans, such as law enforcement, small business assistance, food safety and tax collection, the White House said on Friday. The administration urged Congress to blunt the effect of the reductions, which the White House said would slash non-defense programs by 9 percent across the board and defense programs by 13 percent, the White House said. “These large and arbitrary cuts will have severe impacts across the government,” the administration said in a statement.

World’s most prolific stripper calls it a day (DM)
For two decades, the Liverpudlian father-of-three has been the Usain Bolt of the naked dash. In 1995, he leapt naked on to Fred Talbot’s weather map on daytime TV show This Morning, and a year later he appeared nude on the green during the Open at Royal Lytham. Then, in 2004, he was fined £550 for trespassing after streaking across the pitch at the Super Bowl in Texas – a match watched by 130 million people in 87 countries. For good measure, Mark has also stripped off at Wembley, Wimbledon and Ascot. ‘There’s no major venue or event I haven’t done,’ he says proudly. ‘But I’m nearly 49 now and my children have begged me to stop. It’s time. I’m not ready for my slippers just yet, but gravity’s against me.’

Treasury Pick Lew Faces Grilling on Citi Bonus, Cayman Account (Reuters)
Jack Lew, President Barack Obama’s pick to be U.S. treasury secretary, is expected to come under fire for the administration’s budget policies and a nearly $1 million bonus he received from bailed-out bank Citigroup when he testifies on Wednesday before a Senate panel vetting him for the job. The hearing will briefly become ground zero in the pitched political battle over the federal budget, with Republicans set to attack over what they contend is Lew’s devil-may-care attitude to reducing the U.S. budget deficit. “He’ll be used as a political ping-pong ball,” said Ted Truman, a senior fellow at the Peterson Institute for International Economics who served briefly as an adviser to Obama’s former treasury secretary, Timothy Geithner.

Treasury Eases Off On Bank Rules (WSJ)
The proposal, which will be subject to comment before becoming a final rule, is likely to insist that financial institutions gather beneficial ownership information—who is in charge and who profits—on new corporate accounts, officials said. But in a move that could assuage some industry concerns, financial institutions wouldn’t have to vet that ownership data for accuracy. Instead, they would rely on the customer to vouch for the information.

With a Focus on Its Future, Financial Times Turns 125 (NYT)
On Wednesday, The F.T. is celebrating its 125th birthday. The newspaper’s London headquarters along the south bank of the Thames will be lit up in pink, the color of the paper on which it has been printed since shortly after it was founded. There will be a few parties — understated, of course, for these are straitened times in the City of London, and challenging ones for the newspaper industry.

Waxing Our Way To The ER (Salon)
A new study from the University of California-San Diego reveals that “Emergency room visits due to pubic hair grooming mishaps,” including “lacerations,” increased fivefold between 2002 and 2010, sending an impressive 11,704 pube-scapers to the E.R. The culprits? Scissors and hot wax did some of the damage, but plain-old non-electric-razors accounted for the lion’s share, at 83 percent…The study also revealed that below-the-belt grooming isn’t just for adult ladies anymore – men accounted for 43.3 percent of the injuries, and almost 30 percent of them were girls under the age of 18. To avoid becoming yet another harrowing grooming gone bad statistic, the researchers advise hair removal aficionados to “Pay attention to where you’re placing that razor. Invest in a non-slip bath mat. And don’t shave while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.”

54 comments
(hidden for your protection)
Show all comments

54 Responses to “Opening Bell: 02.11.13”

  1. Guest says:

    That's the opening bell for today? Really? So nothing else of relevance happened…

  2. Guesti says:

    Look at the sick puppy at the Journal making a two girls one cup reference…

  3. ThirdTime'sACharm says:

    When Charles O. Prince III was chief executive officer of Citigroup Inc. from 2003 to 2007, he didn’t know about a surge in mortgage risk that his own investment bankers loaded on to its bank’s books. Because such debt carried top credit ratings from firms such as Standard & Poor’s, few financial executives paid attention to the potential dangers.

  4. Guestalt says:

    Jon,

    Please read and tell us what is Shaztarded about this paragraph:

    When Charles O. Prince III was chief executive officer of Citigroup Inc. from 2003 to 2007, he didn’t know about a surge in mortgage risk that his own investment bankers loaded on to its bank’s books. Because such debt carried top credit ratings from firms such as Standard & Poor’s, few financial executives paid attention to the potential dangers. When Charles O. Prince III was chief executive officer of Citigroup Inc. from 2003 to 2007, he didn’t know about a surge in mortgage risk that his own investment bankers loaded on to its bank’s books. Because such debt carried top credit ratings from firms such as Standard & Poor’s, few financial executives paid attention to the potential dangers.

  5. Shaz the Magnificent says:

    What's the problem?
    What's the problem?

  6. Guestalt says:

    " below-the-belt grooming isn’t just for adult ladies anymore"

    <Insert obligatory Gundlach joke here>

    – Fan of original uses of DB memes

  7. Little Fritz says:

    If you're a 49 year old guy and still streaking, it isn't only your kids that are begging you to stop.

  8. guest says:

    I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!!!!

    -V. Putin

  9. Guest says:

    Two firms, one trail, a treasure trail leading from the belly button down to the pubic mane, which they followed until they struck paydirt, the kind you gobble on until the Dancing Bear party gets shut down.

  10. Guest says:

    Based upon his appearance this morning on CNBC, McCulley wasn't one of those making a trip to the ER due to a shaving accident.

  11. Colorado says:

    Knowing the state of Cali, they will will now spend $4.2 million dollars testing how many drinks a guy can have before it is simply too dangerous for him to shave an u18 year old girls vagina while not standing on a non-slip bath mat.

  12. guest says:

    "The added gold is also almost triple the weight of the Statue of Liberty..And roughly the weight of Chris Christie"

  13. quant me maybe.. says:

    After doing the butterfly for 15 miles up the Volga, President Putin did his morning cool-down by riding his grizzly, at full run, back down to his original staring point where he proceeded to deflower 6 Ukranian virgins.

    <img src="http://2.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2013/02/high-fives-14-de4ffeb8-sz500x278-animate.jpg"/&gt;

  14. VonSloneker says:

    Three lady libertys worth of gold for Russia…listen for the sound of Zerohedge's servers exploding.

    – T. Durden

  15. Flarky says:

    Is Putin actually the Great Zohan?

  16. Guest says:

    Worst set of comments since… Oh wait never mind there is a picture of Vladimir Putin on a bear.

    Carry on.

  17. Alt_EST says:

    Executives not knowing that AAA ratings came about because of greed is like a chief surgeon not knowing that you breathe to get oxygen.

  18. guerst says:

    Since when and how did Shazar get his articles "Sponsored" and in a blue box?

  19. PermaGuestII says:

    Last time they shot the Czar, this time they're trying to drown him?

  20. Monthly Payment says:

    I didn't realize that Putin worked on Wall Street, nor that he would have to write about it to the NYT.

    • Fort Lee Baller says:

      He was intimidated when Merkel started swimming in a thong on state visits and didn't know where else to turn for advice.

  21. Guest says:

    In Soviet Russia, fly butters you

  22. BNY Mellon says:

    See how stuffing anchovies down your pants will affect the Nikkei

  23. Trinidad James says:

    Pope resigns. Ackman questions golden parachute.

  24. Guest says:

    Fucking Russian amateurs.

    – S McDuck

  25. Acceptance on DB says:

    I disagree with your lifestyle, but I am glad you found a hobby.

    Acceptance on DB