Finally, boys and girls, I want to tell you a bit about a children’s story. Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived a sweet young maid named Little Red Riding Hood—yeah, her. … Now, ye of little faith, before you think I’ve stopped carrying on your wayward son from futures, markets, Massive Passives and technology, hold your horses, or cheetahs or wolves of a color of your choice. Whatever they are, just hold ‘em a cotton-picking, or corn, bean or rice-picking minute! Maybe it is Minute Rice—I forget. The rice guys can help me out later.
When I was in college, I took a class entitled “Philosophy of Fairytales” and in it we actually discussed Red and her Hood—ya’ know, the forest. Turns out, there is more to the story than it appears. There is some symbolism and such at play. So there! I have a point and it is going to be backed up by, um, college.
Ya’ see Red was the innocent consumer. She believed in the system. She believed in the financial and government structures. They were there to protect her. She was always taught that they were worthy of trust. But, they took advantage of her good nature. For gosh sakes, they ate her Grandmother—otherwise known as “Red’s Retirement Fund.”
“Red” [CFTC]
Siegfried,
Come back to bed and read me a fairytale…
-Roy
"So, that’s Red. Best wishes on the rest of the conference.
“I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party . . .”
Thanks my friends. Proceed to party."
Is this guy for real?
wonders if Bart hates only the Giant Redheaded Centipede, or all centipedes?
Shoot the glass!!!
-Bart Chilton
Looks like the bad guy from "The Firm." Wilford Brimley's sidekick who doesn't say anything
What. the. fucks?
"The potion in my notion is that I am the Giant Redheaded Centipede opposing dude."
scary painting dude from ghostbusters 2 !