$$$ Jack Lew sworn in as Treasury secretary [Reuters]
$$$ JPMorgan CEO Dimon: ‘We Need a Big Plan’ [FBN]
$$$ Hedge fund in ‘Whale’ trade tried to poach JPM employees [Reuters]
$$$ JPMorgan Traders Lost on 41 Days as ‘London Whale’ Unwinds [Bloomberg]
$$$ “After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I’ve decided that I’d like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding – I was fired today.” [CT]
$$$ Telepathic rats solve problems together [FT]
$$$ A major investment bank is looking for a sector coverage head for Food/Consumer/Retail commercial banking [DBCC]
$$$ Bank of China Eyes Expansion Into U.S. Securitization [WSJ]
$$$ US watchdog set to weaken derivatives rules [FT]
$$$ Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt [NetNet / John Carney]
$$$ Regional jets really suck [WSJ]
$$$ Maxine Waters: ‘Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost’ Due To Sequestration [YouTube]

Tried reading FT articles without signing up? Convinced that telepathic rats are better communicators than us.
"A Brain-to-Brain Interface for Real-Time Sharing of Sensorimotor Information",
http://www.nature.com/srep/2013/130228/srep01319/…
170 million jobs?
Fire a billion