Lloyd C. Blankfein nuzzled his beard against the cheeks of two ladies last night, Dina Powell, Goldman Sachs’s head of corporate engagement, and Liz Robbins, a Democratic lobbyist. “I was proving to women everywhere that it’s really soft, not coarse,” said Blankfein, 58, chief executive officer of Goldman Sachs, the fifth-biggest U.S. bank by assets. At the nightclub Hudson Terrace, Blankfein was attending the first big fundraiser for Team Rubicon, a Los Angeles-based nonprofit founded three years ago to deploy military veterans to respond to disasters.  [Bloomberg]

Comments (13)

  1. Posted by Mature Joke Quant | March 6, 2013 at 4:16 PM

    Any mustache ride offers?

  2. Posted by Guest | March 6, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    Not since 2008. Everyone is bald now.

  3. Posted by investorcluzo | March 6, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    When I rub my face on two women, people get up in arms and call it an "orgy". Lloyd does it and it's cute.
    -DSK

  4. Posted by Silvio B. | March 6, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    Right?

  5. Posted by Fewdollarsmore | March 6, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    All he needs is one of those hats and Lloyd can look like Karzai!

  6. Posted by Bearded Clam | March 6, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    Must be nice…

  7. Posted by ILoveLamp | March 6, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    Lloyd, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

    -Babs

  8. Posted by advzr | March 6, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    Didn't know squids have whiskers, such an informative site…

  9. Posted by Bloomberg | March 6, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    Asked how the beard has become so supple, Mr Blankfein mentioned that he bathes it nightly in the tears of student loan borrowers who cannot afford concierge service.

  10. Posted by Guesti | March 7, 2013 at 8:45 AM

    woah bro

  11. Posted by qwestion | March 7, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    Lloyd is the 21st century version of Baby Finster.

  12. Posted by GGG | March 7, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    Here's hoping "things that are for looking *and* touching" tag get more play.

  13. Posted by Straight male | March 7, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    GAY