Opening Bell: 03.12.13

Apple To Announce Plans For Cash Hoard (WSJ)
Apple will outline what it plans to do with a growing pile of cash by next month, according to Howard Ward, chief investment officer at Gamco Investors Inc. Apple, which has been grappling with investor criticism over the handling of its $137.1 billion in cash and investments, will add $42 billion in earnings to that sum in 2013, Ward said. Greenlight Capital Inc.’s David Einhorn has been urging Cupertino, California-based Apple to issue high-yielding preferred shares to spread the funds among investors. Investors are also urging Apple to consider a higher dividend payout. “We’re going to get an announcement from the company as to how they intend to reallocate some of their cash,” Ward said in an interview today on Bloomberg Radio’s “Surveillance” with Tom Keene. “They will put a floor under their stock at a higher price than it is today.”

AIG shareholders win class-action status in lawsuit versus U.S. (Reuters)
Two groups of American International Group shareholders won class-action status from a federal judge on Monday in a $25 billion lawsuit by former Chief Executive Maurice “Hank” Greenberg over alleged losses caused by the U.S. government’s bailout of the insurer. U.S. Court of Federal Claims Judge Thomas Wheeler also appointed Greenberg’s lawyer, David Boies, of Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP, as lead counsel for the classes. Greenberg’s Starr International Co, once AIG’s largest shareholder with a 12 percent stake, sued the United States in 2011 over what eventually became a $182.3 billion bailout for the New York-based insurer. It said that by taking a 79.9 percent AIG stake and then conducting a reverse stock split without letting existing shareholders vote, the government conducted an illegal taking that violated the 5th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Citing Boies’ estimate that “tens of thousands” of shareholders might be affected, Wheeler said “class certification is by far the most efficient method of adjudicating these claims.”

Both Sides Of SEC Nominee Face Heat (WSJ)
In one version, Ms. White is a no-holds-barred crime fighter known for stretching the law to jail mob bosses and international terrorists. In another, Ms. White is a friend of Wall Street who worked for the past decade for the law firm Debevoise & Plimpton LLP, where she represented giant banks such as J.P. Morgan Chase.

Blackstone: We’re Betting Big On Residential Real Estate (CNBC)
“Blackstone is now the largest owner of individual houses in the United States,” Schwarzman told CNBC’s “Squawk on the Street” Monday, pointing to his company’s $3 billion portfolio of residential real estate. But given the nascent recovery in the housing market, they’re not buying and selling them quickly but rather renting them out. “It’s a good business for us. It’s a new thing, but it’s also good for America,” he said.

Icahn Gets Confidential Look At Feds Books (Reuters)
Dell Inc has agreed to give Carl Icahn a closer look at its books, less than a week after the activist investor joined a growing chorus of opposition to founder Michael Dell’s plan to take the world’s No. 3 personal computer maker private…A source with knowledge of the situation said Icahn’s and Dell’s confidentiality agreement does not have a contractual “standstill” obligation – meaning he is not obligated to stop trading stock in the company. But the activist investor would not be able to trade the stock while he is privy to non-public information in any case, the source added.

Phoenix society gives gator happier life with prosthesis (AZC)
The alligator is Mr. Stubbs, who is part science project, part human endeavor, and much more. He’s also half-gator, half-rubber. The 11-year-old crocodilian now sports a 3-foot-long prosthetic tail, attached firmly with nylon straps. It replaces the original, which was bitten off more than eight years ago. As far as anyone at the Phoenix Herpetological Society knows, Mr. Stubbs is the first alligator to tolerate, if not sport, a prosthesis. It will take months, however, before Mr. Stubbs learns how to properly use the tail. For now, handlers are happy with smaller milestones. “The fact he doesn’t try to bite it (the tail) is a good sign,” said Russ Johnson, president of the Phoenix Herpetological Society. “Learning how to use it is going to take a lot of training.” The months-long project was overseen by someone well-versed in anatomy. Marc Jacofsky is executive vice president of research and development at the CORE Institute in Phoenix, which specializes in orthopedic care — for humans. While visiting the Herpetological Society, Jacofsky was asked if it would be possible to make an artificial tail for Mr. Stubbs. “I looked and saw there was enough there that we could probably do something that wouldn’t involve surgery,” Jacofsky said. “I also liked the idea because it would improve his life. Our motto at the CORE Institute is ‘Keep life in motion,’ and this certainly fit in with that. I was on board.” Jacofsky estimated the project has cost the Core Institute about $6,000 in donated labor and materials. Mr. Stubbs had been a project since shortly after arriving at the center in May 2005. The then-3-year-old gator was one of 32 confiscated from the back of a truck pulled over near Casa Grande, Johnson said. Officers called in the Arizona Game and Fish Department as soon as the cargo made its presence known. “Scared the heck out of the officer,” Johnson said. “No one expects to find alligators when you look into the back of a truck.”

Greece Faces 150,000 Job-Cut Hurdle to Aid Payment (Bloomberg)
Greece is locked in talks with international creditors in Athens about shrinking the government workforce by enough to keep bailout payments flowing. Identifying redundant positions and putting in place a system that will lead to mandatory exits for about 150,000 civil servants by 2015 is a so-called milestone that will determine whether the country gets a 2.8 billion-euro ($3.6 billion) aid instalment due this month. More than a week of talks on that has so far failed to clinch an agreement.

Failed Sale Of Gleacher Is A Warning For Directors (WSJ)
The Dell drama is still unfolding, but for a cautionary tale of how boards, even when they may be well-intentioned, can harm investors of a takeover target, take Gleacher. Shares in the small investment bank have lost more than 60% in the past year as the prospects for a deal evaporated, business dwindled and star traders left. Ironically for a firm that bears the name of Eric Gleacher, who made his name advising on big deals in the 1980s, the company failed to sell itself. At least as some critics see it, its independent directors are to blame.

SEC Says Illinois Hid Pension Troubles (WSJ)
For years, Illinois officials misled investors and shortchanged the state pension system, leaving future generations of taxpayers to foot the bill, U.S. securities regulators allege. The Securities and Exchange Commission on Monday charged Illinois with securities fraud, marking only the second time the agency has filed civil-fraud charges against a state.

Bernanke Provokes Mystery Over Fed Stimulus Exit (Bloomberg)
When Ben S. Bernanke asserted last month that the Federal Reserve doesn’t ever have to sell assets, he raised questions about how the central bank can withdraw its record monetary stimulus without stoking inflation. The Fed may decide to hold the bonds on its balance sheet to maturity as part of a review of the exit strategy Bernanke expects will be done “sometime soon,” he told lawmakers in Washington on Feb. 27. This would help address concerns that dumping assets on the market will lead to a rapid rise in borrowing costs. It also allows the Fed to avoid realizing losses on its bond holdings as interest rates climb.

Man shot in buttocks at Calle Ocho Festival unaware he was wounded (Miami Herald)
The shooting occurred around 4:30 p.m. as the man walked along Southwest Eighth Street and 11th Avenue, part of the throng of revelers who gather annually at the street festival in Little Havana. It’s unclear if something sparked the violence between the two men, or if the shooting was unprovoked. At first the victim did not realize he had been shot and kept strolling along the festival route. “He discovered later that he was bleeding and then passed out,” said Miami police spokesman Sgt. Freddie Cruz. The victim, who was hit in the left buttocks, was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital, where he is in stable condition and expected to recover.

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by Guest | March 12, 2013 at 7:08 AM

    Florida reloaded and back with a bang

  2. Posted by Guesti | March 12, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    At 87 I'm really starting to wonder how much longer we'll have with Maurice.

    - Guy who cannot stop thinking about the comedic potential pictures of those dogs at the funeral will provide.

  3. Posted by Statguy | March 12, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    If you're a guy on dealbreaker, vote up
    If you're a girl, vote down

    Lets see the gender statistics

  4. Posted by Guest | March 12, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    If statguy sucks as much as Shazar, vote up

  5. Posted by awards | March 12, 2013 at 8:18 AM

    Did he get a look at the feds books or dells?

  6. Posted by UBS Irony Quant | March 12, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    If you hate to see people ask you to vote up, then vote up

  7. Posted by HotKarl | March 12, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    Didnt realize I had gotten shot on my left buttock till I ended up at the abortion clinic 90 days post the 'shooting'…

    -L Tilton

  8. Posted by Guest | March 12, 2013 at 8:54 AM

    Whore…

    -R Santorum

  9. Posted by Guest | March 12, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    Three possibilities, as I see them:

    A) Someone turned their clock ahead two hours instead of one.

    B) Matt's new insomnia medication not doing the trick.

    C) Bess reminded the staff that Opening Bell needed to be up by the actual opening bell, and then "reminded" the staff of the terminate-at-will clause in their employment contracts.

  10. Posted by F. Gump | March 12, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    AHHHH, somethin bit me!

  11. Posted by Greek Civil Servant | March 12, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    "Greece Faces 150,000 Job-Cut Hurdle to Aid Payment"

    ,…. γαμώτο Χριστός σας,…

  12. Posted by Bon Joven | March 12, 2013 at 9:43 AM

    Shot in the ass…..
    And no one to blame…
    Florida gives partying…
    A bad name…..

  13. Posted by T. Martin | March 12, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    too soon

  14. Posted by Gilmore, Happy | March 12, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    You're sick Stubbs, you're sick.

  15. Posted by VonSloneker | March 12, 2013 at 10:15 AM

    Geez, do I have to do everything Cook? Buy the General Instrument business from Google-rola, or Scientific Atlanta business from Cisco. Put the same guts in a prettier box and shine up the GUI…hey presto innovation my way.

    - The Ghost of Steve Jobs

  16. Posted by guest | March 12, 2013 at 10:16 AM

    This confirms what I've always suspected, there's not a single girl on Dealbreaker and therefore PMCO really is a dude.

    ~UBS Global Co-Head of Quantitative Research

  17. Posted by stubhub | March 12, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    Texas is the soul of America.

  18. Posted by 501b My Ass | March 12, 2013 at 10:04 AM

    Spending $6k on a prosthetic for a reptile that has a peanut sized brain is why I don't do charity

  19. Posted by Pistorius | March 12, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Hey! And it is 6mm, not 6k…

  20. Posted by el invitado | March 12, 2013 at 10:27 AM

    σκατά…

  21. Posted by InfiniteGuest | March 12, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    How far we've come that the Journal sees "friend to banks" and "enemy of terrorism and organized crime" as two different stories.

  22. Posted by Transvestite comnity | March 12, 2013 at 10:46 AM

    Hey !

  23. Posted by Blackstone MD | March 12, 2013 at 10:47 AM

    Hey !

    Obama Hispanic outreach

  24. Posted by UBS Comp. Cmte. | March 12, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    Exactly !

  25. Posted by Hobbes | March 12, 2013 at 11:16 AM

    Looks like Greece is taking a page from the UBS "How to run an investment bank" handbook.

  26. Posted by guest | March 12, 2013 at 11:16 AM

    Precious are you alright? Don’t hurt my dog! You don’t know what pain is!

    -Buffalo “Shazar” Bill

  27. Posted by Guest | March 12, 2013 at 11:21 AM

    "Icahn Gets Confidential Look At Feds Books"

    Nice one, Shazar. I thought you were good at copypasta.

  28. Posted by Gozer | March 12, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    If found guilty the state of Illinois faces no fines and no one responsible goes to prison.

    Lawyers: 1
    Everyone Else: 0

  29. Posted by mentoringAnalysts | March 12, 2013 at 12:13 PM

    Good job pointing that out, but this is how I know you are an analyst. An old timer would say "I know both Dell and Fed are in the business of making worthless shit, but I believe they still don't swap their dirty laundry", or something along those lines. Sharpen up your wit. Some part of me feels this is symptomatic of finance no longer being the first choice of sprightly kids coming out of schools.

  30. Posted by Middle Class Creep | March 12, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    [urp.]