• 05 Mar 2013 at 6:50 PM

Person Sends Email To Jamie Dimon

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We* don’t really find it particularly amusing amusing or post-worthy that a Jefferies employee misguidedly put Jamie Dimon on an email about a working group list but judging by the number of people who’ve sent it to us, this is the height of banking humor, so here you go:

From: [Jefferies analyst]
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 9:29 AM
To: Dimon, Jamie; [JPMorgan ED]
Cc: [Jefferies SVP]; [Jefferies associate]
Subject: Project Draper – Jefferies Working Group List

[JPMorgan ED], Jamie,

Please find attached a working group list for the relevant parties at Jefferies who are on the Project Draper transaction.

Can you please let me know who the correct contact person is at your end going forward?

Kind regards,
[Jefferies analyst]

*Meaning me. Matt would like the record to reflect he thought it was funny.

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2013 at 7:09 PM

    Project draper, is that the one where we dump our wives and kids and start banging our secretary?

    -curious md

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | March 5, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    Haha Shazar didn't get a vote.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | March 5, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    Must be nice! On our last project, we were the ones that got fucked.

    -UBS LA MD

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | March 5, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    Shazar doubles as a Jefferies banking analyst?!?! Now I understand all of the cut and paste.

  5. 5
    Posted by WTF | March 5, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    ED?

  6. 6
    Posted by wellthenmattisanidiot | March 5, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    and…? he’s got three admins screening his email.

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | March 5, 2013 at 11:08 PM

    Classic!

    - v pandit

  8. 8
    Posted by Jamie D. | March 5, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    Thats why I'm richer than you.

  9. 9
    Posted by Yaniv Vaknin | March 6, 2013 at 4:39 AM

    no

  10. 10
    Posted by Matt L. | March 6, 2013 at 5:53 AM

    That's what I told him.

  11. 11
    Posted by Deleveraging | March 6, 2013 at 7:49 AM

    Jeffries? Are you the same assholes that sent us the Penske file a couple of years ago?

    JD

  12. 12
    Posted by Puck It | March 6, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    There are pills for that now, y'know.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | March 6, 2013 at 9:24 AM

    Joke briefer?

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | March 6, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    You're not Penske material.

  15. 15
    Posted by Nervous | March 6, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    Sure hope this ain't code name for any meat drapes they might have …

    - participating md