$$$ Buffett Picks His ‘Bear’ for Annual Meeting [DealBook]
$$$ Wall Street’s latest idea: collateral transformation [FT]
$$$ Nasdaq executing trades at a loss [FT]
$$$ “Las Vegas Sands is disputing reports out late Friday that it likely violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act,” even though those reports included its own 10-K [CNBC]
$$$ Mike Mayo has a lot to say about not being invited to meetings and stuff [CNBC]
$$$ Fake bishop sneaks into Vatican meeting with 100 real cardinals [NYDN]
$$$ Susquehanna is looking for operations analysts in New York [DBCC]
$$$ The Effect of Underreporting on LIBOR Rates [St. Louis Fed]
$$$ Big redemptions unlikely if Avenue loses Lasry to Parisian embassy [HFI]
$$$ Icahn Foe Rachesky Joins Mentor Attack on Navistar [Bloomberg]
$$$ The M&A pickup [FTAV]
$$$ ‘Batman’ brings in suspect to Bradford police [BBC]

So if you are Doug Kass going to Berkshire's annual meeting, do you cover your shorts or go double down before the imminent wedgie?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/3659394102….
Just sit their eating Friendly's the entire time.
An Opening Bell before 10 am would be appreciated.