A) Sigmund Freud

B) Sheryl Sandberg

C) Charlie Gasparino

D) Jamie Dimon’s daughter

Congratulations to those of you who answered D, Jamie Dimon’s daughter Laura, as part of a (multi-part?) investigative report for The Daily Beast. We can see where you might have thought A, B, or C, but no, D was the answer we were looking for here.

The Last Office Taboo for Women: Doing Your Business at Work [The Daily Beast via BI]

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  1. Posted by InfiniteGuest | April 29, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    Shit just got real.

  2. Posted by Shazar Insider | April 29, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    Matt Levine to Shazar after the first bowel movement of the day.

  3. Posted by JaDi | April 29, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    Daddy is so proud!

  4. Posted by Danker_Banker | April 29, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    I recommend grabbing a copy of the WSJ and telling your office mates you're going to go stock the pond with brown trout.

  5. Posted by SellTheBorrow | April 29, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    Office duke is easily one of the things I look forward to most everyday. However, I'll admit I get uncomfortable when my admin is away from her desk too long. Its hard to look her in the eyes for the rest of the day.

    -Guy who believes some things should have double standards.

  6. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 29, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    File under: "Things women think men actually notice, when in reality they neither know nor care."*

    *Germans excepted.

  7. Posted by Studticles | April 29, 2013 at 1:54 PM

    That's right. Everything about women smells of soap and flowers.

  8. Posted by guest | April 29, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    **Also excepted, that guy who used to regularly post on here that he was "pounding his secretary in the ass while typing this"

  9. Posted by Todd | April 29, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    By the way it was also Ina Drew's "alibi" when she testified in Congress about missing 7bln. trading loss.
    On my floor in downtown office we have 800 males sharing two tiny bathrooms with three shit slots and 4 urinals. 2 ladies have practially private bathrooms to themselves, which are also bigger because it has vending area to dispense sanitary napkins. Another reason to push for more diverse work force.

    - Diversity Outreach Specialist

  10. Posted by Big Teps | April 29, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Girls don't poop

  11. Posted by B.M. | April 29, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    I found this article quite moving.

  12. Posted by Alt_EST | April 29, 2013 at 2:07 PM

    Let's cut the crap, everyone knows women poop.

  13. Posted by VonSloneker | April 29, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    I HMD all the time. That is to say, "Hold My Dumps."

    - Nell D.

  14. Posted by Soros | April 29, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    I potty in my girlfriend's sink so she doesn't hear my weak stream hitting the toilet water.

  15. Posted by Studticles | April 29, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    tell us more

  16. Posted by PermaGuestII | April 29, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    Soap manufactured from unlikely things such as vegetables or by-products of the candy manufacturing process.

  17. Posted by lucas | April 29, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    Sheryl Sandberg take note: this is the perfect topic for "Lean In 2: I'm a Woman, Hear Me Fart!"

  18. Posted by Deleveraging | April 29, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    Women may consider taking a dump at the office taboo; but they are notorious crop dusters

  19. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Or taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

  20. Posted by Studticles | April 29, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Noooooooooooooooo!

  21. Posted by Bejujular | April 29, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    Next up is an expose on queefing?

  22. Posted by zoroz | April 29, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    "going to sink the Titanic" "dropped the kids off at the pool" etc. also acceptable cover-ups

  23. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    How long before each female new hire is assigned a poop mentor?

  24. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 3:09 PM

    Pay attention women. This is interview #57 for women that apply to GS

  25. Posted by the Germans | April 29, 2013 at 4:10 PM

    but not corpses…

  26. Posted by Barkley | April 29, 2013 at 4:12 PM

    not another shazar post…uhhhh

  27. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    Girlfriend farted on me this weekend, so I shit on her chest.

  28. Posted by NOW | April 29, 2013 at 4:14 PM

    This is a problem that can only be solved by a women's organization with a clever acronym. Women Enjoying Excrement Publicly (WEEP)?

  29. Posted by J. Swift | April 29, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    But Celia, Celia, Celia shits!

  30. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    *dropping the Cosby's off at the pool

  31. Posted by Sheryl's Publisher | April 29, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    Lean In.

    Now Sit.

    OK, Push

  32. Posted by Fartpolio Manager | April 29, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    [youtube ycpEzSqYBGA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycpEzSqYBGA youtube]

  33. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Bess, feel free to chime in any time.

    What do you tell Matt and Shaz when you need to lay a little cable?

  34. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    This happens all the time at my crib and is no big deal.

    - Notorious BIG

  35. Posted by guest | April 29, 2013 at 9:53 PM

    the is a #2 / second wave feminism joke here that I am not clever enough to write

  36. Posted by Guest | April 29, 2013 at 10:02 PM

    i'll take j dimon's daughter any day <3 is it wrong if i read the article quickly and thought it said "Doing Your Woman at Work"?