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Batman Participated In Archer Ltd’s Earnings Call Yesterday

You can hear the audio here (Bruce Wayne comes on the line at 35:50), and for those who like to follow along, a transcript:

Operator
We will now take a question from Bruce Wayne with Wayne Enterprises. Please go ahead.

Bruce Wayne – Wayne Enterprises – Analyst
Hello? Hello there.

Lars Bethuelsen – Archer Limited – SVP, M&A and IR
Hello, Bruce. We can hear you.

Bruce Wayne – Wayne Enterprises – Analyst
Hi, there. This is Bruce Wayne. I have a question for you guys. So I was wondering, given your financial situation, if you guys would be willing to invest in some technology I’m developing.

Christoph Bausch – Archer Limited – CFO
I think we will still find money if we find the right technology to invest in. I think we have a very good, on the Oil Tools side of the business, internal R&D team and so the investment is — should also be looked upon as just attracting talented engineers to continue that run.

Bruce Wayne – Wayne Enterprises – Analyst
Do you feel that you have engineers that can work my specifications, because I’m facing super-villains, so I need specific technical expertise.

Christoph Bausch – Archer Limited – CFO
I’m a little bit — there’s a big echo on the line. I’m sorry, can you repeat the question?

Bruce Wayne – Wayne Enterprises – Analyst
No, what it is is that a lot of my technology was damaged. I was obviously recently in battles with Bane, the Joker, so I just want to know if you guys can invest in some technology I’m developing.

Christoph Bausch – Archer Limited – CFO
Okay, Bruce, we are currently investing currently in technology in Oil Tools and in Wireline. We have various technologies where we’ve invested over [a] couple of years and we will continue to do so going forward. Bertrand, can you move on to the next caller, please?

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20 Responses to “Batman Participated In Archer Ltd’s Earnings Call Yesterday”

  1. Dick Grayson says:

    Caped Crusader chimes in at 35:52

  2. Alfred Pennyworth says:

    http://www.media-server.com/m/p/s2oyoaq2

    Please start at 35:50

  3. Mexi_Cant says:

    Pretty sure Wayne Enterprises is fund partially owned by SAC. Can't believe Bruce had the audacity to ask for such information when the boss is getting fisted by the feds.

    • Guest says:

      So there is a chance the next movie might have a chase scene with a Zamboni driven by a bald-headed villain named Mr. Fleece through the streets of Gotham?

  4. Commissioner Gordon says:

    He's the shareholder Archer Limited deserves, but not the one it needs…

  5. HotKarl says:

    Where's the transcript of the Larry Flynt Enterprises analyst asking ABInbev if they are working on a new 'Hard Dickens Cider' beverage rollout?

  6. Abe_Froman_ says:

    Biff Bassness living out simultaneous dreams of being a superhero and disrupting earnings calls?

  7. greenflash says:

    he's simply worried that someone is robin' the shareholders

  8. H. Jon says:

    Was Bob Belcher not available for the Archer call?

  9. Inquisitive One says:

    have there been other earnings calls with this type of shindig?

  10. Guest says:

    Howard Stern surely will be having this guy on his show.

  11. JAMES S CRAMER says:

    pretty cockanamy if you ask me skee daddy

  12. Guest says:

    the discussion afterward is amazing

  13. Guest says:

    The prankster after Batman sounds like he's doing a really bad Ringo Starr impression.

  14. definitely says:

    Can't believe Bruce had the audacity to ask for such information when the boss is getting fisted by the feds. camara gopro hero 4