Caption Contest Friday: Henry Kravis Well Aware That If You Want Something Done Right, You’ve Got To Do It Yourself

Henry Kravis patiently waiting for some Chipotle in midtown this afternoon. It appears that someone has had it with assistants who apparently need “half black, half pinto” tattooed to their wrist.

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70 Responses to “Caption Contest Friday: Henry Kravis Well Aware That If You Want Something Done Right, You’ve Got To Do It Yourself”

  1. Guest says:

    If this bitch coughs just one more time, the tip of my umbrella will come out of her mouth. Mmmmm…smell good in here.

  2. sme says:

    Meeting of the KKR partners…mens room, 2pm, be there!

  3. Guest says:

    No caption but dude who took this picture has balls… the look at his face screams "I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU THE FUCK DOWN AND KILL YOU"

  4. guest says:

    I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren (behind him) and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.

    -There's something about Henry

  5. Guest says:

    The fuck is a cheddar cheese salad?

  6. Guest says:

    If you gotta ask big guy, you can't afford it

  7. Guest says:

    I should have never signed up for Undercover Boss……Being an Analyst sucks.

  8. kkrfc says:

    His face on the kkr homepage is hilarious. Dude probably eats nails for breakfast.

  9. Guest says:

    Holy shit! Is that Ross Johnson behind me? Wow, he has really let himself go…big time.

  10. Damn says:

    I overdressed for this, didn't I?

  11. 90s movie reference says:


  12. Guest says:

    Do I look like I want brown rice???

  13. Guest says:

    Barbarians at the Burrito

  14. John says:

    Whack that bitch!

  15. Ed Kim says:

    KKR wants to buy Chipotle. He s just doing some on the ground due diligence.

  16. Lifts says:

    The face of a man who, despite his enormous wealth, is still shorter than most women.

  17. @PE_Feeds says:

    "Relax. I'm juicing tomorrow."

    (Fun fact, KKR has a stake in Organic Avenue.)

  18. Guesto says:

    Looks like someone's toilet is going to get DOUBLE THEIR INVESTMENT later today….

    Eh? Ehhhhhh? Yeah…..

  19. Bistrochairs4life says:

    "God I hate that stool"

  20. Duke says:

    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
    And I'm all out of bubble gum

  21. guest says:

    "Barbarians at the Gate"

  22. HotKarl says:

    Bean burritos from Chipotle make me shit…money. No wait – they make me Shazar…money.

  23. Pietro_F says:

    HK: Channel check, asshole.

    Burrito artist: Sorry, we only have mild, medium, corn and hot…

  24. Guest says:

    Word on the street is that he uses the name, "Philip," at Starbucks too.

  25. cashier says:

    Sorry sir, we can't accept a billion dollar bill.

  26. Texashedge says:

    "The first face you see when you get to Hell"

  27. guest says:

    Cashier: For here, or to go?

    Henry:………………..You F@%king kidding me?

  28. DingALing says:

    "Share that picture on dealbreaker and I'll back hand you like I did this bitch in front of me"

  29. Fewdollarsmore says:

    Thank god, it is only Bess taking a pic with Iphone5 in Chipotle. It could have been Matt with Galaxy S4 at Subway, or worse, Shazar with Nokia Lumia in Taco Bell.

  30. guest says:

    "It's Giuliani Time"

  31. guest says:

    "It's Giuliani Time"

  32. Rip Torn says:

    Thanks alot, Obama.

  33. guest says:

    Hey Henry, I don't know if you saw my presentation from last fall but Taco Bell is just as good now. I did a survey and everything.

    – David

  34. Mike Milken says:

    "No, I'm not paying for this barbacoa bowl with junk bonds. It's high yield, dammit!"

  35. Guestamole says:

    Damn it Ells, you raised the prices AGAIN?! Chelsea living douche.

  36. 2 cubes over says:

    Should have bought that DE Shaw model.

  37. Chips'n'guac says:

    This is what happens when you let the Bush tax cuts expire. I could have been creating jobs at Per Se with that money.

  38. Turnip Truck says:

    Living large on "The Hobbit" residuals…

  39. Guest says:

    Yeah, I farted. So what?

  40. King Henry says:

    Don't look at me like that. You haven't had Marie-Josée's cous-cous.

  41. Name says:

    "What do you mean you didn't get into Yale…"

    – My grandfather when I didn't get into Yale

  42. Linc says:

    "I get much better service from the broads at the Taco Bell in Penn Sta…Hey, what are you lookin' at, dicknose?"

  43. guest says:

    "Do I look like I have exact change?
    Hold on, yeah, I have 13 cents."

  44. guest says:

    I know it's a holiday and all, but pink shirt / red tie?

  45. Katie Roof says:

    Is he there for a burrito or a buyout?

  46. Dave says:

    Judging by his face, Henry already has to take a Chipotle shit

  47. Jonathan says:

    Just doing some due diligence bro.

  48. Guest says:

    "So, wuddya think? When you're upper management, sandbag CMG's assets, and don't pull any revenues forward. We tank the stock price, get some funding, LBO this shit, and I'll give you a huge chunk of equity to run the ship."


    "Fuck it. Just give me extra steak and forget I said anything."

  49. Shake-a-spear says:

    "To pinch or not to pinch her bottom, that is the question………"

  50. Guest says:

    "You Know, it really only smells good if it's your own."

  51. Guest says:

    nice umbrella

  52. brian burroughs says:

    barbarian at the gate waits for barbacoa on a plate.

  53. johndoe says:

    that is the last time I take a bet from George…

  54. Guest says:

    The secretary told me that unless I fetched her a burrito bowl, she would start reading Shazar's posts to me during bedtime.

  55. Guest123 says:

    "I swear to God, if one more person tries to take a picture while their friend sneaks up behind me and pees down my leg…….!!!!"

  56. guest says:

    ^^^^ I think we have a winner! (barbarian…)

  57. DoNotGoInThere says:

    gotta order online and skip that line… ate their everyday…. My office hated me

  58. I wish it was my birthday so someone would buy a latte machine for my office. I hate standing in this stupid Starbuck's line.

  59. Clear as Mud says:

    So… When does this harlem shake thing start? I've got a 2 o'clock.

  60. Guest says:

    YES! I know Guacamole is extra.