Henry Kravis patiently waiting for some Chipotle in midtown this afternoon. It appears that someone has had it with assistants who apparently need “half black, half pinto” tattooed to their wrist.

69 comments (hidden to protect delicate sensibilities)
Show all comments ↓

Comments (69)

  1. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:00 PM

    If this bitch coughs just one more time, the tip of my umbrella will come out of her mouth. Mmmmm…smell good in here.

  2. Posted by sme | May 24, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    Meeting of the KKR partners…mens room, 2pm, be there!

  3. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    No caption but dude who took this picture has balls… the look at his face screams "I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU THE FUCK DOWN AND KILL YOU"

  4. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren (behind him) and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.

    -There's something about Henry

  5. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    The fuck is a cheddar cheese salad?

  6. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    If you gotta ask big guy, you can't afford it

  7. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    I should have never signed up for Undercover Boss……Being an Analyst sucks.

  8. Posted by kkrfc | May 24, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    His face on the kkr homepage is hilarious. Dude probably eats nails for breakfast.

  9. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    Holy shit! Is that Ross Johnson behind me? Wow, he has really let himself go…big time.

  10. Posted by Damn | May 24, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    I overdressed for this, didn't I?

  11. Posted by 90s movie reference | May 24, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    Venturaaaaaaaaaaaa

  12. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Do I look like I want brown rice???

  13. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    Barbarians at the Burrito

  14. Posted by John | May 24, 2013 at 2:38 PM

    Whack that bitch!

  15. Posted by huggies | May 24, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    Too much cheese on this burrito.

  16. Posted by Ed Kim | May 24, 2013 at 2:40 PM

    KKR wants to buy Chipotle. He s just doing some on the ground due diligence.

  17. Posted by Lifts | May 24, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    The face of a man who, despite his enormous wealth, is still shorter than most women.

  18. Posted by @PE_Feeds | May 24, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    "Relax. I'm juicing tomorrow."

    (Fun fact, KKR has a stake in Organic Avenue.)

  19. Posted by Guesto | May 24, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    Looks like someone's toilet is going to get DOUBLE THEIR INVESTMENT later today….

    Eh? Ehhhhhh? Yeah…..

  20. Posted by Bistrochairs4life | May 24, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    "God I hate that stool"

  21. Posted by Duke | May 24, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
    And I'm all out of bubble gum

  22. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    "Barbarians at the Gate"

  23. Posted by HotKarl | May 24, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Bean burritos from Chipotle make me shit…money. No wait – they make me Shazar…money.

  24. Posted by Pietro_F | May 24, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    HK: Channel check, asshole.

    Burrito artist: Sorry, we only have mild, medium, corn and hot…

  25. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    Word on the street is that he uses the name, "Philip," at Starbucks too.

  26. Posted by Spiderbro | May 24, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    He's taller when he stands on his wallet

  27. Posted by Seriously | May 24, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Every picture I've ever seen of the guy he looks bitter and mean. When he smiles it looks like his face about to crack open from the effort.

  28. Posted by "Is" police | May 24, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    Gotcha!

  29. Posted by @PE_Feeds | May 24, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    Barbarians at the Queue?

  30. Posted by cashier | May 24, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    Sorry sir, we can't accept a billion dollar bill.

  31. Posted by Texashedge | May 24, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    "The first face you see when you get to Hell"

  32. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    Cashier: For here, or to go?

    Henry:………………..You F@%king kidding me?

  33. Posted by DingALing | May 24, 2013 at 3:23 PM

    "Share that picture on dealbreaker and I'll back hand you like I did this bitch in front of me"

  34. Posted by Fewdollarsmore | May 24, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    Thank god, it is only Bess taking a pic with Iphone5 in Chipotle. It could have been Matt with Galaxy S4 at Subway, or worse, Shazar with Nokia Lumia in Taco Bell.

  35. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    "It's Giuliani Time"

  36. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    "It's Giuliani Time"

  37. Posted by Rip Torn | May 24, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Thanks alot, Obama.

  38. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 3:43 PM

    Hey Henry, I don't know if you saw my presentation from last fall but Taco Bell is just as good now. I did a survey and everything.

    - David

  39. Posted by Mike Milken | May 24, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    "No, I'm not paying for this barbacoa bowl with junk bonds. It's high yield, dammit!"

  40. Posted by Guestamole | May 24, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    Damn it Ells, you raised the prices AGAIN?! Chelsea living douche.

  41. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    Dude looks like he’s got a foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

    -Brah Rocking Jean Shorts

  42. Posted by 2 cubes over | May 24, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    Should have bought that DE Shaw model.

  43. Posted by Chips'n'guac | May 24, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    This is what happens when you let the Bush tax cuts expire. I could have been creating jobs at Per Se with that money.

  44. Posted by @carletonenglish | May 24, 2013 at 4:18 PM

    So would.

  45. Posted by Turnip Truck | May 24, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    Living large on "The Hobbit" residuals…

  46. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 4:38 PM

    Yeah, I farted. So what?

  47. Posted by King Henry | May 24, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    Don't look at me like that. You haven't had Marie-Josée's cous-cous.

  48. Posted by God Bless Jim Garner | May 24, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    This smokeless burrito tastes like shit!

  49. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    accurate.

  50. Posted by Name | May 24, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    "What do you mean you didn't get into Yale…"

    - My grandfather when I didn't get into Yale

  51. Posted by Linc | May 24, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    "I get much better service from the broads at the Taco Bell in Penn Sta…Hey, what are you lookin' at, dicknose?"

  52. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    "Do I look like I have exact change?
    Hold on, yeah, I have 13 cents."

  53. Posted by guest | May 24, 2013 at 7:04 PM

    I know it's a holiday and all, but pink shirt / red tie?

  54. Posted by Katie Roof | May 24, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    Is he there for a burrito or a buyout?

  55. Posted by Dave | May 24, 2013 at 8:58 PM

    Judging by his face, Henry already has to take a Chipotle shit

  56. Posted by Jonathan | May 24, 2013 at 10:32 PM

    Just doing some due diligence bro.

  57. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    "So, wuddya think? When you're upper management, sandbag CMG's assets, and don't pull any revenues forward. We tank the stock price, get some funding, LBO this shit, and I'll give you a huge chunk of equity to run the ship."

    "¿Qué?"

    "Fuck it. Just give me extra steak and forget I said anything."

  58. Posted by Shake-a-spear | May 25, 2013 at 12:33 AM

    "To pinch or not to pinch her bottom, that is the question………"

  59. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2013 at 3:04 AM

    "You Know, it really only smells good if it's your own."

  60. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2013 at 10:43 PM

    nice umbrella

  61. Posted by brian burroughs | May 26, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    barbarian at the gate waits for barbacoa on a plate.

  62. Posted by buboe | May 26, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    Didn't like it the first time.

  63. Posted by johndoe | May 27, 2013 at 2:21 AM

    that is the last time I take a bet from George…

  64. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    The secretary told me that unless I fetched her a burrito bowl, she would start reading Shazar's posts to me during bedtime.

  65. Posted by Guest123 | May 27, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    "I swear to God, if one more person tries to take a picture while their friend sneaks up behind me and pees down my leg…….!!!!"

  66. Posted by guest | May 27, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    ^^^^ I think we have a winner! (barbarian…)

  67. Posted by DoNotGoInThere | May 27, 2013 at 9:49 PM

    gotta order online and skip that line… ate their everyday…. My office hated me

  68. Posted by Howard Haykin | May 27, 2013 at 9:55 PM

    I wish it was my birthday so someone would buy a latte machine for my office. I hate standing in this stupid Starbuck's line.

  69. Posted by Clear as Mud | May 28, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    So… When does this harlem shake thing start? I've got a 2 o'clock.