So Bernie Madoff Has A Nephew* Named Stuart Who’s Trying To Make It As A Rapper

And, unlike the rest of the Madoffs, who generally seem to hate the former money manager for ruining their lives/the family name, Stuart “Triple” Madoff not only continues to feel the love but looks up to the guy.

[Update: This may have something to do with the fact that he’s *most likely* not actually related to Berns in the traditional sense; these revelations in no way change the fact that you owe it to yourself to watch the musical stylings of white Jewish rapper who got his friends together to rap on a deck on Long Island about Bernie Madoff.]

To that end, he’s released an album entitled “Madoff Monopoly,” which includes a track called “In God’s Hands (Free Uncle Bernie).” The video, which involves the rapper appealing to the universe to let his uncle out of prison, appears to have been filmed in Triple’s bedroom using a single camera set-up shot above his twin bed, upon which he lays casually wearing a sweatshirt he had made for the occasion. Obviously, it’s worth checking out. But even more worthy of your time?

That would be the “directors cut” of “Bernie Madoff Familia (Ft. Joey Madoff).”

Bernie Madoff’s Aspiring Rapper Nephew Stu Has Made A ‘Free Uncle Bernie’ Rap Song [UPROXX]
Triple – Madoff Monopoly (Full Album) [Youtube]
Stuart Madoff [Twitter]
*Or he has an admirer who’s not actually his nephew but simply a kid with a dream who wishes he was family? Actual blood ties have not been confirmed at this time!

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11 Responses to “So Bernie Madoff Has A Nephew* Named Stuart Who’s Trying To Make It As A Rapper”

  1. Lynne Tilton says:

    There's no such thing as bad publicity! Is he legal?

  2. Yarmulkes = Cred says:

    As an add on to his sentence, that video should be on constant loop in Bernie's cell. He wouldn't last a week.

  3. UFO says:

    I've never seen someone rap about money someone else stole

    – every rapper, ever

  4. UFO says:

    Does Marc Rich's passing at the time of Corzine's misdeeds being prosecute correlate positively to a presidential pardon?

  5. Guest says:

    Thanks. I finally understand the source of anti-Semitism.

  6. Put_Option says:

    It was all a dream, used to read Forbes magazine. Julian Robertson and Tudor Jones up in the limousine.

  7. J-Unit says:

    Two questions:

    1) Is there a version where we can hear their real voices?
    2) Is that the butler – "I'm too old for this shit" – in the background?

  8. He can rape batter than other, Good keep it up

  9. sohbet says:

    WInklevoss Twins, Bitcoins, and ETF's. This is a prewritten Saturday Night Live Parody.

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